Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Same Gameplan for Bolts in Sunshine State Showdown

 

By Mark Pukalo


Different team, same major key to victory.

Listen, it might seem simple to say "limit the turnovers" and you have a chance to move into the Eastern Conference finals, but it really is that easy to analyze for the Tampa Bay Lightning. 

The Florida Panthers are a lot like the Toronto Maple Leafs, with a lethal offense that is unrelenting and speedy on the counter. The Cats will create plenty of chances, but if you feed them more with sloppy play in the neutral zone and over commit in the offensive end, you will go hungry on the way to the golf course.

When you are playing Columbus, the New York Islanders and last year's version of Montreal, turnovers are not quite as deadly. Toronto, Florida and perhaps Colorado along with the others in the West, are different animals. 

The Lightning can get at the Florida defense when the second-round series begins Tuesday night. They just have to be patient and avoid the East-West play that creeps into their game at times. Goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy cannot save them all the time. But if you give him a chance to win the series like the Bolts did in Game 6 and 7 against Toronto, he will.

My key players in the series? Mikhail Sergachev (yes, again) and Anthony Cirelli. 

Special teams will be important, Clean exits from the zone are essential and the Lightning need Brayden Point (lower body) to heal fast. I would start the series with seven defensemen in Game 1. Riley Nash adds nothing. If the Syracuse Crunch loses Tuesday, they can have Alex Barre-Boulet, Gemel Smith, Remi Elie or others to plug in for Point.

Tampa Bay has two games in Sunrise to try and get the home ice advantage on its side. Let's hope they have recovered from a long, tough series. I'm not sure I have, yet. But, I have the Bolts in 6 and a date with New York Rangers in the conference finals. Colorado and Edmonton are my picks in the West.

Enjoy. Would not be surprised if we get three or four more seven-game series.

Recap of first round keys

1. Give up the same amount or fewer quality chances as the Leafs surrender. If you do that, goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy will outplay Jack Campbell and win the series. If the Bolts get sloppy in their own end and give up too many prime chances, the Leafs will make them pay-  no matter who is in net.

PARTIAL PASS - It was close enough in Game 7, although they gave up too many quality chances overall.

2. Win the special teams battle. Both squads have tremendous talent on the power play. The Bolts need to be able to kill off the key chances and capitalize when they get opportunities - especially early and late in the game.

PASS. Lightning were 7 for 33 with the extra man despite that nightmare in Game 1, and the Leafs were just 4 for 28. The penalty killing was great. I guess they did not need Mathieu Joseph afterall.

3. Mikhail Sergachev must be at his best in this series. The talented Russian can be a major factor at both ends of the ice, but he has to make smart plays in all three zones. 

FAIL. Sergachev was just -2 in the series, but he was a turnover machine. Give Sergy credit, though. Game 7 was by far his best effort.

4. Know where Matthews is at all times. Make Mitch Marner and Michael Bunting beat you if they can.

PASS IN WINS. Matthews had nine points and 29 shots. But, #34 had 15 shots in the three Leaf wins and 14 in the four Lightning victories. Sometimes math tells a story.

5. It would be great if Brayden Point becomes a thorn in Toronto's side, especially if Steven Stamkos remains between Ondrej Palat and Nikita Kucherov. The Bolts can't just depend on Stammer, Kooch and Victor Hedman, Everyone must contribute and a pesky, healthy Pointer can get things done with anyone/

PASS. Point was one of the Bolts' best forwards in the series before his injury, despite a -6 rating. He had two goals, including the Game 6 OT winner, and two assists.

6. Start games fast. 

MOSTLY PASS. Except for Game 1, they did pretty good with this. They did not sustain most games, though. They need a nice clean, solid start in games versus the Panthers.




Monday, May 2, 2022

It's Simple for the Bolts: Let Vasilevskiy Win you the Series

 

By Mark Pukalo


Did not have time to put together a long blog on the start of another playoff run for the Tampa Bay Lightning, but decided to throw a few thoughts out there that won't fit in one tweet.

The first series against the Toronto Maple Leafs could go many ways. 

*The Lightning may revert to playoff form of the past two seasons while frustrating and shutting down the dangerous Leaves' offense. 

*It also may be Toronto's time to scare away all the ghosts of the past with Auston Matthews, Mitch Marner, John Tavares and Morgan Rielly showing their best side. 

*The Bolts could fall victim to the weight and mental fatigue of a lot of hockey over the past 2 1/2 years. They will need to match the hunger of their opponent.

*Toronto could wilt under the pressure of their fan base if they lose the first and/or second game of the series.

The keys to a move to the second round?

**Give up the same amount or fewer quality chances as the Leafs surrender. If you do that, goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy will outplay Jack Campbell and win the series. If the Bolts get sloppy in their own end and give up too many prime chances, the Leafs will make them pay no matter who is in net.

**Win the special teams battle. Both squads have tremendous talent on the power play. The Bolts need to be able to kill off the key chances and capitalize when they get opportunities - especially early and late in the game.

**Mikhail Sergachev must be at his best in this series. The talented Russian can be a major factor at both ends of the ice, but he has to make smart plays in all three zones. 

**Know where Matthews is at all times. Make Marner and Bunting beat you if they can.

**It would be great if Brayden Point becomes a thorn in Toronto's side, especially if Steven Stamkos remains between Ondrej Palat and Nikita Kucherov. The Bolts can't just depend on Stammer, Kooch and Victor Hedman, Everyone must contribute and a pesky, healthy Pointer can get things done with anyone/

**Start games fast. While Toronto is not a shut down team with a lead, you really don't want to be chasing them because the tendency is to open up too much. They will love that. Sure, the Lightning can score with them, but chances back and forth is not a good recipe for success.

Simple, maybe. But I expect the Lightning to get the job done as long as they limit the bad turnovers.

East

Bruins over Canes

Rangers over Pens

Bolts over Leaves

Caps over Panthers

I will take a Rangers-Lightning conference final. But anything can happen

West

Avs over Preds

Wild over Blues

Flames over Stars

Oilers over Kings

I will take the Avs over the Oilers in the conference final. I dunno, one of these years Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl are going to take Edmonton somewhere. Why not in 2022?

Enjoy playoff hockey!!






Sunday, March 27, 2022

Best of 2021 Is A Sign of the Times

 

By Mark Pukalo


So, what was the best movie of 2021?

It honestly depends on what day it is, what your mood is and what you are open to seeing. There was a little bit of everything in the surprisingly-good 10-month Oscar year, with about a dozen really great films and more than 60 I can recommend fully out of 264 viewed.

Five films stuck out to me as worthy of the top spot on my list. I saw only two of them in the theater, while four were No. 1 at different times during the year on my rough draft list. 

"Shiva Baby" was the first I saw and it made me laugh, think and cringe a little for poor Danielle. I walked out of the theater after seeing "Belfast" and thought I had watched a near masterpiece in an efficient hour and a half. I had high expectations for "Licorice Pizza" and it lived up to them (especially on second viewing). I have watched the cheeky "Don't Look Up" probably 20 times on netflix and I'll do it many more. "CODA" is a wonderful movie that made me cry happy tears at it's tremendous conclusion.

What to do? Five-way tie? Nah. I eliminated Licorice Pizza and Shiva Baby from the equation first. Had to narrow it down. I hoped Belfast would win the Oscar ahead of the over-rated "The Power of the Dog" or "West Side Story," but it had to settle for No. 3 on this razor-thin close list. So, that leaves two.

I thought I was going to go with "Don't Look Up," to spite many of the critics who did not love it. It's not funny? It's smart and hilarious at times! I mean, Meryl Streep, Leonardo, JenLaw, Jonah Hill, Tim Chalamet , Tyler Perry, Cate Blanchett, Mark Rylance and others?

But, in the end, I had to go with CODA. For the first time since 2015 (Spotlight), the Academy surprised me and agreed. It is such a beautiful, heartfelt film with wonderful performances, set in the fishing town of Gloucester, Mass. CODA stands for Child of Deaf Adults. Ruby (Emilia Jones) is a high school senior who loves to sing, but her parents (Marlee Matlin and Oscar-winner Troy Kotsur), along with her brother (Daniel Durant), are deaf. Ruby has a key role in the family fishing business, but her choir teacher Mr. V - or Berrrrrrnardo - (Eugenio Derbez) wants her to reach for the stars with her vocal talent. It all concludes with the absolute best scene of the year at Berklee College of Music. I tear up just thinking about it.

The final straw that made me make this film No. 1? I watched it three times without subtitles for the sign language before recently seeing it with them and liking it even more. Ferdia Walsh-Peelo also shows up as Ruby's love interest. How about Ferdia's luck? In the first three feature films of his career, the young man has worked beside Lucy Boynton in the wonderful "Sing Street," Anya Taylor-Joy in "Here Are the Young Men," and the stunning Emilia Jones in "CODA."

It was a really good year in film with some amazing moments that rival the climactic scene in CODA, such as the "last supper"and JenLaw being taken "off the grid" in Don't Look Up, Alana Haim driving a truck backward down the hill in Licorice Pizza, the sand worms in Dune, Tobey and Andrew joining Tom in Spiderman: No Way Home, The Fifth Dimension's performance in Summer of Soul, Bill and Dan's appearance in Ghostbusters: Afterlife, Greville Wynne getting arrested at the airport in The Courier, Mahershala Ali seeing his family for the last time in Swan Song, Rose Reid fiddling in Finding You, Sandra Bullock hugging her long-lost sister in Unforgivable, any time Lilou Siauvaud was on the screen in Stillwater, when they turn onto Adamo Drive in Tampa in Zola, Suzanna Son selling donuts in Red Rocket, Lady Gaga delivering a line in House of Gucci "Father, Son and House of Gucci," when Richard Williams tells Serena she is going to be the best there ever was in King Richard after Venus paves the way for her, Bob Odenkirk beating up everyone on the bus in Nobody and many others.

My hopes for the Oscars were? Andrew Garfield (Tick, Tick ... Boom!) for Best Actor, Kristen Stewart (Spencer) for Best Actress, Troy Kotsur for Best Actor in a supporting role (bingo!), Aunjanue Ellis (King Richard) for Best Actress in a supporting role, Flee for Best Animated feature, Summer of Soul for Best Documentary (bingo!), Drive My Car for Best Foreign film (bingo!), The Worst Person in the World for Best original screen play and CODA for Best adapted screen play (bingo!)..

There are also several hard to find movies I still want to see like  "Test Pattern," "Psycho Goreman," "Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry," "Happily,""Parallel Mothers," "Jockey"and Memoria." 

Perhaps there will be some revisions down the line. But here goes with my top 25 ... and the rest.

In the words Director Kenneth Branagh brought to the screen at the end of Belfast - which could be used in many ways these days - "For the ones that stayed. For the ones who left. And for all the ones who were lost."


TOP 25

25. Black Widow - Marvel produces another thrilling story of Natasha (Scarlett Johansson, Black Widow) as she saves the world along with her sort of step sister Yelena (Florence Pugh) 

24. Here Today - Touching story about a comedy writer (Billy Crystal), who is struggling with a form of Dementia and finds a random friendship with Emma (Tiffany Haddish)

23. The Last Duel - A 14th century story about an accusation of rape with solid performances led by Jodie Comer and including Matt Damon, Adam Driver and Ben Affleck

22. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - New Marvel franchise had a lot of heart and some personality with the entertaining Awkwafina as the hero's sidekick. 

21. The Many Saints of Newark - The Sopranos' prequel is powerful and extremely well acted, led by Alessandro Nivola (Dickie Moltisanti). There has got to be one more to show how Tony takes over the business, doesn't there?


20. No Time to Die - Daniel Craig's final Bond movie is action packed and different with an ending that may have to be explained some day when there is another 007 film

19. Finding You - Enjoyed this film much more on second viewing for some reason. A very likable, heartfelt story about a young woman (Rose Reid) who takes a semester abroad in beautiful Ireland where her dead brother once visited, and reluctantly falls for a movie star

18. Moxie - While it is a bit awkward near the end, I liked this high school drama that examines race and gender politics. Amy Poehler plays the mom of likable and suddenly rebellious Vivian (Hadley Richardson)

17. Summer of Soul - Tremendous documentary from the 1969 Harlem Cultural Festival, which was the same year as Woodstock. Stevie Wonder, the Fifth Dimension and Sly and the Family Stone highlight the amazing few days of shows

16. Profile - A film that is both horrifying and fascinating about a British journalist who connects with an ISIS recruiter. Valene Kane is outstanding as the young woman putting herself in danger and the story is almost all told by tapping on a computer

15. Cruella - Emma Stone is fantastic as the avenging angel and it was entertaining from start to finish, enhanced by a great soundtrack

14. The Tender Bar - A coming-of-age story for a young boy, who must move into his grandfather's house with his mother after the famous father abandoned them. Ben Affleck is great as the young boy's wise uncle and Tye Sheridan plays the older "JR."

13. The Worst Person in the World - Thought-provoking, and well-written Norwegian film that centers around gorgeous young Julie (Renate Reinsve), who tries to find herself while navigating two relationships

12. Dune - Remake of the futuristic story done on a very grand scale with tremendous performances from Timothee Chalamet and Oscar Isaac among others, which will lead to a follow up film

11. Swan Song - A beautiful futuristic story about a dying man having to make the decision whether his clone should take his place for his family. Mahershala Ali deserved a nomination for this amazing performance.


10. C'mon, C'mon - A radio journalist (Joaquin Phoenix) reconnects after a year of estrangement from his sister (Gaby Hoffman) to take care of his nephew, while she tries to save her marriage. The pair forge a relationship that takes them on a journey of self reflection

9. Drive My Car - A slow-moving, but very compelling Japanese film about dealing with grief, guilt and sorrow after the death of a loved one through the eyes of an actor/director and his driver, who form a special bond. 

8. King Richard - The story of the Williams' sisters - Venus and Serena - through the eyes of their enigmatic father Richard, played expertly by Will Smith (my second choice for Best Actor)

7. The Card Counter - A soldier (Oscar Isaac) from Abu Ghraib learns to card count in military prison and sets out for some type of redemption, eventually trying to help a young man (Tye Sheridan) dealing with his father's death

6. Tick, Tick ... Boom!! - Andrew Garfield should win Best Actor for his work in this musical based on the life of Jonathan Larson. The songs are catchy and not annoying, and the story is fun and light

5. Licorice Pizza - Director Paul Thomas Anderson gives us a slice of life in 1970s Hotel California, centering around the relationship of a mature 15-year-old child actor (Cooper Hoffman) and a smart but underachieving 25-year-old girl (Alana Haim). Haim steals the movie with an amazing debut acting performance

4. Shiva Baby - Smart, cringy comedy about a recent college graduate Danielle (Rachel Sennot), who must endure several embarrassing issues at a reception following a Jewish funeral, including her sugar daddy showing up with a beautiful wife and baby

3. Belfast - Very compelling film about a family living in the middle of the religious war in Northern Ireland, deciding what to do with their future. The story is told through the eyes of likable young Buddy (Jude Hill)

2. Don't Look Up - It pains me that Bernie Bro leader David Sirota co-wrote this with Adam McKay, but I fully enjoyed the political and cultural satire. The scary thing is that this could happen if we have to endure another four years with Trump or someone like him (DeSantis) in the White House.

1. CODA - Ruby (Emilia Jones) is an under-appreciated high school girl in a blue collar town with a wonderful singing voice who must find a balance between her burgeoning talent and a big role in the family fishing business that includes two deaf parents and a deaf brother. It is a special movie that more people should be able to see - not just Apple TV subscribers. I understand their rights, but let's hope you can buy it on video down the line.  

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PREVIOUS PICKS FOR BEST OF THE YEAR

2020: Promising Young Woman

2019: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, JoJo Rabbit (tie)

2018:  The Hate U Give

2017 - The Big Sick

2016 - Lion

2015 - Spotlight

2014 - Birdman

2013 - Nebraska

2012  - Silver Linings Playbook

2011  - The Descendants

2010 - The Social Network

2009 - Inglourious Basterds

2008 - Frost/Nixon-The Wrestler (tie)

2007 - Once

Best of All Time - Almost Famous

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Most over-rated of 2021 - The Power of the Dog, Passing, The Green Knight and West Side Story

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Joe Lunardi's first six out

The Courier - Benedict Cumberbatch plays Greville Wynne, a British businessman who helped deliver messages from a Russian secret agent during the turbulent 1960s in this compelling drama.

Oxygen - Melanie Laurent is brilliant in this virtual one-woman show as she tries to figure out what is going on while waking up trapped in a cryogenic pod

Red Rocket - Simon Rex is a former porn star and con man down on his luck, who goes to his home town where no one wants to see him again. Gorgeous Suzanna Son stars as his inspiration and next target

Spiderman: No Way Home - The movie got better when the former Spidermen (Andrew Garfield and Tobey Maguire) showed up and I liked the way it all ended.

Stillwater - Based on the Amanda Knox story and moved from Italy to France with Matt Damon playing a widowed and damaged Oklahoma man who tries to free his daughter from jail. Youngster Lilou Siauvaud is a standout in her first film, which gets slightly confusing in the final half hour

The Unforgivable - Sandra Bullock plays a woman released from prison after 20 years who goes in search of the little sister she left behind. Thought it was way better than snobby critics thought. The ending is very emotional


High Honorable Mention (Recommended for one way or another):

American Underdog - Did not expect to like the Kurt Warner story, but Zachary Levi and Anna Paquin made it work on and off the football field while the religion did not get too heavy

Being the Riccardos - Director Aaron Sorkin's semi-biography of Lucille Ball and her husband Desi Arnez has plenty of good moments, but does not soar as much as expected. Nicole Kidman does shine bright as Lucy, though

Blue Bayou - A sad immigration story about an adopted Korean who must fight to stay in the country with his new family. Gorgeous Alicia Vikander is outstanding as the man's wife

Citizen Ashe - Strong documentary on the life of the great Arthur Ashe. I learned a lot from the thorough, linear story

Cyrano - Peter Dinklage plays Cyrano de Bergerac, who brings two good young actors - Haley Bennett and Kevin Harris Jr. - together in this new adaption of the classic. Bennett's Roxanne might have the prettiest face on screen in 2021

Death to 2021 - Cheeky satirical review of the year that just passed. The mother-insurrectionist might be the most humorous person in a film this year

Dream Horse - Based on a true story about Dream Alliance, a horse bred by a woman with no previous experience that went on to win some big races for a large syndicate of folks in a small Irish town

Eternals - New Marvel unveils a sort of master race of super heroes who must come together to save the planet, but endure conflicts among them. Entertaining, but at times leaves you wanting more

Flee - The true story of an Afghanistan refugee's journey told through a cartoon documentary. It is sad, powerful and fascinating.

Free Guy - Likable fantasy story with Ryan Reynolds as an AI who comes to life in a video game. It's not a rip-roaring comedy, but it is fun

The French Dispatch - Director Wes Anderson's love letter to journalism with an all-star cast was disappointing in some ways because my expectations were too high, but still entertaining enough and smartly done

Ghostbusters: Afterlife - It was kind of a mess overall, but the film had enough fun moments and interesting characters to make it entertaining even before Bill and Dan showed up. Way better than critics say

The Hand of God - An Italian coming of age story with humor, some sadness and many different angles - including a sidebar of Diego Maradona's time in Napoli and his infamous World Cup goal

The Harder they Fall - Well-acted Western with an All-Star cast that includes Regina King, Idris Elba, Delroy Lindo and Jonathan Majors

House of Gucci - Lady Gaga shines as Patrizia Reggiani, who marries into the famous fashion family and starts the domino effect that leads to murder

Inside: Bo Burnham - Some smart and melodic humor from a one-man show by the comedian, cooped up during the pandemic

The Last Blockbuster - Fun documentary about the last Blockbuster store in Bend, Oregon, and how the once great company dissolved

Mass - Parents of a mass murdering teenager and the parents of one of his victims meet in a church basement to talk through their issues. It is powerful and extremely well acted

Mixtape - Loved this imperfect but very cute little movie about a young girl trying to find out more about her mother, who died when she was 2, through a mixtape she found. 

MobyDoc - Strong, and sometimes weird, documentary about the techno musician who lived on my floor at UConn for at least a semester. He did not mention me

Nine Days - A supernatural story that centers around Will (Winston Duke), who is tasked with picking the one soul to save among a group. Zazie Beetz steals the movie as one of his candidates

Pig - A truffle hunter (Nicolas Cage) and former chef living alone in the woods returns to his roots in Portland, Oregon in search of his stolen pig and the perfectly made meal. Finally, Cage performs in a good movie

Plan B - Two teenagers go in search of the Plan B pill in the Dakotas and endure a strange, sometimes humorous night

Pleasure - Teenage girl from Sweden (Sofia Kappel) travels to California to be a porn star and experiences some of the worst of the industry

Respect - Jennifer Hudson shines as the Queen of Soul in this 2 hour, 25-minute biopic that shows her bumpy journey to stardom

Rita Moreno: Just a Girl Who Decided to Go for it: Strong, detailed, interesting documentary about a pioneer for Latina women in the movie industry. Morgan Freeman with Rita in the Electric Company? Who knew?

Skater Girl - A sweet coming-of-age story about a visitor from London who helps inspire children in a small India village with the help of a skate park

The Sparks Brothers - Cool documentary about a novelty/new wave band that burst on the scene in the 70s. Never heard of them. How did I miss them?

Together, Together - A unique rom-com about a older single man (Ed Helms) who wants to have a baby through a 26-year-old surrogate (Patti Harrison). It's likable, but I was unsatisfied by the ending

Tom Petty: Somewhere You Feel Free - Documentary about the brilliant artist putting together his solo album "Wildflowers," which is a terrific piece of work.

The Tragedy of MacBeth - Stylish new version of the Shakespeare classic with Denzel Washington and Frances McDormand killing it as usual

Val - Interesting self-documentary of actor Val Kilmer, who is now battling throat cancer

West Side Story - The Spielberg remake had its moments and beautiful Rachel Zegler is terrific, but thought it was a bit over-rated. Grand enough to recommend a watch, though, which is why it lands here

Worth - Michael Keaton plays Kenneth Feinberg, who was hired by the Bush Administration to compensate the families of victims after September 11. Terrific performances bring a dry subject to life

Zola - A Twitter thread turns into a movie script while Taylour Paige and Riley Keough provide great performances as strippers in a messy, but entertaining, movie based in Tampa


Honorable Mention (Worth a watch for big movie fans, but not fully recommended):

Afterlife of the Party - A beautiful young woman (Victoria Justice) finds her best self, with the help of her best friend, after dying a tragic death. A tearjerker

Antlers - A well-done horror movie based in small town Oregon with Keri Russell in the lead role

Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn - A teacher and her husband make a sex tape and it gets out on the internet by accident, causing a hearing with the school that ends the film. Might move up a spot if I ever get to see it with subtitles

Beckett - John David Washington gets thrown into a political and mafia war after crashing his car with Alicia Vikander in Greece. Not great, but better than most critics think

Bergman Island - A film-making couple vacation at an island where Ingmar Bergman lived to create new works when reality and fiction collide. I kind of liked the lost-love fiction story within, especially the effort of pretty Australian actress Mia Wasikkowska

Bull - Former hit man wants revenge against his old crew and father in law to get his son back

A Castle for Christmas - Brooke Shields in a Hallmark-type story that is predictable, but likable enough.

Chaos Walking - Entertaining sci-fi drama that has some interesting concepts, despite being a bit disjointed in the middle. Tom Holland and Daisy Ridley star

City of Lies - A detective (Johnny Depp) and a journalist (Forest Whitaker) try to solve the murder of Notorious Big

Crazy About You - A smitten man checks himself into a mental institution to find the girl he had a one-night stand with in this Spanish film. It's a unique and entertaining love story

Crisis - Gary Oldman plays a professor whose study undercovers an issue with a drug that is supposed to replace Oxy, but is still addictive. The drama around that is a bit confusing, but it is compelling enough.

Cry Macho - The first 60-75 minutes did not measure up, but the rest of the story works as Clint Eastwood tracks down the son of a friend in Mexico

Dancing Queens - Molly Nutley is adorable as a young Swedish woman who fakes her way into a drag queen show with her dancing ability and personality

Encanto - Musical fantasy cartoon about a magical family was well done, but did not really thrill me overall

The Eyes of Tammy Faye - Jessica Chastain is brilliant as the former PTL Club star, alongside her husband Jim Bakker, in a somewhat enlightening film

Fear Street Part One 1994: A small town murder curse continues and compelling high school kids try to stay alive

Fear Street Part Two 1978: A summer camp is haunted by a witch, who turns a boy into a killer. Cute redhead Sadie Sink has some potential

Fear Street Part Three 1666: The saga goes back to the origin, revealing the secrets of the past and the present before a happy ending

Finch - Tom Hanks, dying in the post-apocalyptic world, travels across the country with a robot he just built and his dog.  

Four Good Days - Mila Kunis is a recovering heroin addict making one last try at rehabilitation, moving in with mother Glenn Close

F9 - Some ridiculous, impossible stunts in the action film, but the story works and the characters are mostly likable

The Green Knight - While Dev Patel provides a wonderful performance, the scenery is nice and the women are all hot, the medieval tale is way too vague to follow and enjoy for me

The Guilty - Jake Gyllenhaal plays a troubled 911 operator as he tries to save a woman from what appears to be an abduction

Heart of Champions - Michael Shannon plays a Vietnam veteran who takes over a rowing team. It is formulaic, but I liked it better than "The Boys in the Boat." (2023).

The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard - Imperfect but enjoyable action/drama/comedy with Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Morgan Freeman and a very humorous Ryan Reynolds

The Humans - A family meets for Thanksgiving dinner and pours out all their issues in a small, old apartment. It has some humor, but it is not as compelling as some critics thought.

In the Heights - Well reviewed musical from Lin-Manuel Miranda, but just didn't move to a higher level over a long 142 minutes for me

Jagged - Strong documentary about the album that surprisingly sold the second most copies in the 1990s - Alanis Morissette's legendary "Jagged Little Pill"

Jungle Cruise - Disney adventure had its moments when Emily Blunt and the Rock were chatting, but the messy action took it down a notch

Last Night in Soho - The story is somewhat sketchy, but Thomasin McKenzie is tremendous in this horror/drama set in London. One scene reminded me of the worst film of all time "Mother," though

The Lost Daughter - Olivia Colman is solid as usual as a troubled older mother on vacation interacting with younger people, but the story was not compelling enough to me

Luca - Cute cartoon about young sea monsters who can become human boys when venturing above the surface

The Mitchells vs. The Machines - Cute cartoon about a family coming together in the modern world, but not as special as the critics think in my opinion

National Champions - Two athletes, one of them the Heisman Trophy winner, decide to boycott the national title game to protest college players getting screwed over by the NCAA. J.K. Simmons shows up as the Trophy winner's coach

Nightmare Alley - Bradley Cooper, Rooney Mara and Cate Blanchett lead an all-star cast for director Guillermo del Toro's new old-style thriller, but the story is not as good as the acting and shooting in my opinion

Nobody - Entertaining enough, but Bob Odenkirk's former hitman lead character and his family needed more depth. The bad guys weren't at all convincing, either. Could have been better

Obama: In Pursuit of a More Perfect Union: Solid documentary about the journey our 44th President took to be elected

Old Henry - A reasonably good Western centering around a father and son, with the surprising big reveal coming near the end

Operation Varsity Blues: The College Admission Scandal - Interesting documentary and re-enactment of the disgusting scandal. Amazing to see former Yale women's soccer coach Rudy Meredith involved

Petite Maman - Sweet French film about a young girl bonding with her mother through supernatural means after her grandmother's death. Hope to see it with subtitles at some point, but I got the gist of it without

The Power of the Dog - The Western is shot beautifully and acted very well, but I did not find anything interesting about the story unlike most critics

The Protege - Maggie Q can do little wrong in my opinion, so she carries this shoot'em up drama well with the help of Michael Keaton and Samuel L. Jackson

Queeepins - Kristen Bell stars in a mildly funny comedy about her new business - coupon fraud

A Quiet Place: Part II - More impressed in the movie making than enthralled with the science fiction/horror film. No doubt there will be a Part III after seeing the ending, too

Raya and the Last Dragon - Beautiful Disney cartoon with very vivid imagery and likable characters

Red Notice - Caper movie with Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds and the Rock has its moments, but is not overly compelling

The Right One - Unique love story between a confused writer and a young man with PTSD

Security - Dramatic Italian thriller set in a resort town where romantic and family relationships intertwine after an assault incident

Sing 2 - Cute cartoon musical with some great songs, but nothing special in my opinion

Spencer - I liked Kristen Stewart's performance more than the film, but it had some good scenes and the ending leaves you with a better feeling

Spirit Untamed - Perhaps more could have been done with a great cast, but I thought it was a cute cartoon about a special horse

The Suicide Squad - Some humor, some action and a passable storyline with cool characters, but not exactly Guardians of the Galaxy. Margot Robbie kills it as Harley Quinn, though

Tina  - Powerful documentary on the great Tina Turner with some fantastic concert footage. Could have added a bit more to the story

Voyagers - Interesting storyline and some good moments in the Sci-Fi thriller, but I felt like it was a missed opportunity in the long run. Johnny's daughter Lily-Rose Depp stars, and shows potential

The Voyeurs - Amazon original isn't particularly well written but has some intrigue as a couple gets too involved in the lives of neighbors they can see through their apartment window. Sydney Sweeney stars and looks good. Really good.

Wrath of Man - It was a bit confusing at times, but ultimately a passable shoot 'em up drama with Jason Statham


Low Honorable Mention (Some good elements, but many weaknesses): 

Aftermath - Suspenseful drama about a bad marriage and a creepy house where a brutal murder happened

A Glitch in the Matrix - A weird, complicated documentary that poses the odd question - are we all just living in a simulation?

A Hero - Iranian film about family and grudges is a bit confusing and hard to follow despite good reviews

A Journal for Jordan - Mediocre story about a soldier's family dealing with his death through a journal. 

The Alpinist - The story of famous rock climber Marc-Andre Leclerc, who died in an avalanche. These guys are crazy, but interesting

Army of Thieves - The prequel to "Army of the Dead" has more heart and humor than the original by far

A Week Away- A tolerable high school musical at a religious camp 

Baggio: The Divine Ponytail - It's a poorly-made movie about a tremendous soccer player and a great human being. The last scene is a good one, though

Black Island - Interesting German thriller about a mysterious teacher coming back to haunt her old town 

Boogie: Good story about a young Asian basketball star, but the script and dialogue left something to be desired

Bruised - Halle Berry plays a ultimate fighter coming out of retirement with a lot of problems

Candyman - Fourth in the series of supernatural slasher movies has a few interesting moments, but isn't quite compelling enough for me.

Cinderella - Expected to hate it. It was not good, but there were enough likable parts to get a new musical version of the old story out of the passable classification

The Colony - Apocalyptic story about a mission returning to a long near-uninhabitable Earth where an astronaut must decide between two warring groups of survivors

Coming 2 America - Just enough humor with Eddie Murphy to get a passing grade, but not a great sequel

Copshop - Low rent mob crime drama played out in a police station, which gets a little bit better when a psycho contract killer shows up 

Count Me In - Documentary on great rock drummers is fine and all, but how in the freaking Hell do you not include Neil Peart? 

The Disciple - A young man begins to question his long-time, total devotion to becoming an Indian classical music vocalist

The Electrical Life of Louis Wain - Benedict Cumberbatch and Claire Foy are excellent, but it is mostly boring

Encounter - Riz Ahmed stars as a father dealing with PTSD, who kidnaps his kids in an effort to save them from an inhuman force

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions - A group of former winners are fooled into another deadly competition. Moves too fast, but I like Taylor Russell (Zoey) a lot

The Forever Purge - Another chapter in the series of a believable future for the United States after an evil person like Trump becomes President. They are all overly violent, but at least mildly compelling

Four Hours at the Capitol - Documentary about the 1/6 Insurrection that has some decent moments, but gets too caught up giving the wrong side a normal voice

The Gateway - A fired social worker (Frank Grillo) deals with his own demons while looking after his former clients including Dahlia (Olivia Munn), whose husband has returned from prison

Georgetown - A fast-talking con man (Christoph Waltz) marries a rich old women (Vanessa Redgrave) and is the main suspect in her murder.. It's based on a true story

Godzilla vs. Kong - The monsters and some of the characters are cool, but the script is not particularly interesting

Good on Paper - Iliza Schlesinger is very likable and humorous, but the storyline of the rom-com is very ordinary

Gunda - A day in the life of a pig, her piglets, a one-legged chicken and a pair of cows, shot beautifully in Europe

Gunpowder Milkshake - Beautiful Karen Gillan is a contract killer who saves a young girl, but it gets her in trouble with The Firm

How it Ends - Amazon Prime original sees two girls making the rounds on the last day before a meteor hits the Earth. Zoe Lister-Jones and cute Cailee Spaeny make it mildly fun at times, but not enough

I Am All Girls - Mystery/thriller based on a true story about sex trafficking in Apartheid South Africa

The Ice Road - Liam Neeson tries to save the day again in this action drama set in snowy Manitoba after a mine collapses

I'm Your Man - German film centers around a troubled woman testing out a life-like robot man companion

JJ+E - Your basic rich girl and bad boy fall for each other. Elsa Ohrn, a young Swede, has a real presence and makes the story kinda work

Kate - Another female contract killer movie with powerhouse Mary Elizabeth Winstead in the lead role as she tries to save a young Asian girl after her handler (Woody Harrelson) betrays her

The Killing of Two Lovers - The portrait of small-town marriage which has many problems, despite love still being there

Kissing Booth 3 - Yeah, we probably did not need three of these, but Joey King is sweet as usual. The Noah character is a jerk. Dump him Elle!

The Last Letter from Your Lover - Shailene Woodley and Felicity Jones in a love story, interrupted by a car accident

Love Hard - Poorly-written Christmas movie, but the catfish story has some decent moments and Nina Dobrev is very likable

Mary J. Blige's My Life - Decent documentary on the very popular and talented rap/soul icon

The Matrix: Resurrections - The fourth in the series takes way too long to find out what is going on, but has some decent sci-fi action

Midnight at Switchglass - Bruce Willis, Emile Hirsch and the unstoppable Megan Fox team up to find a wacko killer of women

Monster - Kelvin Harrison Jr., a good young actor, tries to save this common story about a wrongly-charged black youth

Mortal Kombat - Movie based on the popular action-filled video game had a few unique moments, but hardly held my attention

My Name is Pauli Murray - Documentary on the lawyer and women's rights advocate who helped shape RBG

Naked Singularity - A down on his luck, tired public defender (John Boyega) tries to help a former client (Olivia Cooke) and keep millions-worth of drugs from a cartel

No Sudden Move - Old-style crime drama with a great cast, but it is not as compelling as it wants to be

Old - A secluded beach brings all kinds of real and imagined horror for vacationers in this M. Night Shyamalan thriller

The Paper Tigers - Three washed-up kung-fu prodigies attempt to avenge their masters' death

Passing - Somewhat interesting film about two black women with light skin - one passing as white and the other proud of her blackness. Just not as good as critics think

Procession - Documentary that follows six victims of abuse by Catholic priests. It is sad, but very gripping

Quo Vadis, Aida - Story about the Srebrenica Massacre in Bosnia through the eyes of  school teacher, who translates for the UN

Reminiscence - Hugh Jackman in a futuristic science fiction thriller about a memory machine that solves a mystery. Somewhat confusing and over the top

Resort to Love - Harmless, yet quite predictable, love story with the beautiful Christina Milian and Jay Pharoah

Ron's Gone Wrong - Technology, culture and friendship issues collide in this semi-cute cartoon

Saint Maud - Very dark horror film about a nurse who falls apart after a patient of hers dies

She Ball - Imperfect drama with race, basketball, politics and inter-racial relationships all intertwined within

Sisters with Transisters - Documentary about women who were electronic experts in the music industry

Snake Eyes: GI Joe Origins - Some interesting fight scenes and Henry Golding is solid as usual, but the story is never quite compelling enough to dive in fully

Space Jam: A New Legacy - It's kind of a mess and the acting is dreadful (looking at you LeBron), but there's enough action and fun to get it in this category at least

Spiral: Saw: Chris Rock's inclusion saves the otherwise tiresome slasher movie

The Starling - A couple (Melissa McCarthy and Chris O'Dowd) deals with the death of their baby, but the story is quite thin

Stowaway - Three scientist/astronauts heading to Mars find out they have a surprise guest, which causes problems. It's sort of boring, even with the adorable Anna Kendrick on board

The Swarm - A woman decides to raise locusts for a business in rural France after her husband dies. What could go wrong?

Sweet Girl - Revenge story with Jason Momoa and the incredibly appealing Isabela Merced. Plot goes slightly off the rails

This Little Love of Mine - Predictable love story, but there's enough harmless fun in it to give it a watch if you are bored

Those Who Wish Me Dead - A decent story with firefighter Angelina Jolie saving a young boy, but the script was very thin in my opinion

Thunder Force - Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer are mildly funny in a super hero spoof. Very mildly

Till Death - Megan Fox is outstanding as a woman terrorized by her estranged, vengeful husband

Tom & Jerry: The half cartoon was fun enough and Chloe Grace Moretz is cute as usual, but it was nothing special

The Tomorrow War - A sci-fi thriller with Chris Pratt that does not break a lot of new ground with time travel, but has enough decent scenes to get it into this category

Vacation Friends - Wild and imperfect comedy with John Cena and Lil Rel Howery

Venom: Let there be Carnage - It has its moments of fun, but the carnage is not particularly entertaining overall

The Water Man - A young boy goes in search of a healing mythical figure in the woods to try and help his terminal mother

Werewolves Within - Comedy/horror film set in a small town where the people turn on each other after a gruesome murder shows signs of a local werewolf. AT&T hottie Milana Vayntrub stars with Sam Richardson

Without Remorse - Michael B. Jordan stars in the film based on a Tom Clancy novel. It's filled with action, but the story is not top notch

The Woman in the Window - A mystery that just doesn't hit the mark despite the usual great performance from Amy Adams as a troubled woman

Yes Day - Jennifer Garner and the very appealing Jenna Ortega star in this milk-toast family comedy 

Zach Snyder's Justice League - There's some good stuff, but did the super hero film really need to be four hours long?

Zone 414 - Jane (Matilda Lutz) is probably the second hottest non-human woman in a film after Ava (Alicia Vikander) in Ex Machina, but the story is average

7 Prisoners - A young man has to find a different route in his life when he is tricked into slavery in Sao Paolo, Brazil

12 Mighty Orphans - A nice story about a group of kids pulling themselves up from nothing, but it isn't quite compelling or unique enough

13 Minutes - A tornado hits a heartland town and four families try to survive while their other issues swirl around


Passable (A very few good moments or not bad enough to be on worst 15 list):

American Night, Army of the Dead (zombies, and more zombies), Awake (science fiction thriller does not cut it), Bad Trip (A very few laughs keeps it out of the worst category), Blood Red Sky (Interesting concept, awful, long delivery), Blue Miracle, The Boss Baby: Family Business, Concrete Cowboy, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, Every Breath You Take (confusing drama), Fatherhood, Fever Dream, Flag Day (should have been better), Flashback, The Guide to the Perfect Family, Halloween Kills,  Held (stupid horror film), Home Team (Sean Payton story is embarrassingly bad), The House Next Door 2: Meet the Blacks 2 (a few laughs), Ida Red, Intrusion (Freda Pinto is cute, but the thriller is not good), How to Become a Superhero, Hypnotic, In The Earth, Joe Bell (good sentiment, poor movie), The King's Man, Lamb, Lansky, The Last Mercenary, Meander, The Misfits (Pierce Brosnan tries with a bad script), Misha and the Wolves, One Shot, Oslo, Out of Death, Prime Time, SAS: The Rise of the Black Swan, Single All the Way (cliched holiday film), Small Engine Repair (bad movie but Ciara Bravo is a star), The Survivalist, Things Heard & Seen (confusing horror film that does not really cut it, but Amanda Seyfried tries), Titane (weirdorama), Vivo (cartoon), Warning

Do not recommend: Prisoners of Ghostland, The God Committee, American Traitor , The Seventh Day, Deadly Illusions, After We Fell, Separation, Annette, The Father Who Moves Mountains, Night of Sicario, Trigger Point, Cosmic Sin, Malignant, Dear Evan Hansen, False Positive


Independent and Hard to Find Films I'd still like to view: Lapsis, 17 Blocks, Wojnarowicz, Night of the Kings, Acasa My Home, Come True, The Amusement Park, Rider of Justice, State Funeral, Identifying Features, About Endlessness, Atlantis, Rose Plays Julie, Hope, This is not a Burial, it's a Resurrection, Rocks, Violet, Blast Beat, Wild Indian, Rare Beasts, The Framing of Britney Spears, At the Ready, The Souvenir Part II

Did not care to see: The Addams Family 2, Becoming Cousteau, Black Sai, Bloodthirsty, Boogeywoman, Castle Falls, Clifford The Big Red Dog, Death Rider in the House of Vampires, Demon Slayer The Movie: Mugen Train, Don't Breathe 2, Dutch, Every Last One of Them, Ferry, For the Love of Money, The Girl Who Believed in Miracles, The Girl Who Got Away, God's Not Dead: We the People, Habit, Jakob's Wife, Julia, Lady of the Manor, Locked In, Long Weekend, Marakkar: Lion of the Arabian Sea, A Mouthful of Air, The Night House, Paagal, Paw Patrol: The Movie, The Power, The Rescue, Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City, The Resort, Show Me the Father, The Spore, SR Kalyana Mandapam, Survive the Game, Take Back, True to the Game 3, The Unholy, United States of Insanity, Vanquish, Walking with Herb, Witch Hunt, Wolf



Sunday, March 20, 2022

The Very Worst Movies of 2021

 

By Mark Pukalo


There seemed to be more over-rated films in the Oscar Year 2021 than truly bad ones.

While this year had its share of fast forward button-worthy efforts, a few on my list of the worst 15 of year were loved by most professional critics and a few others could have been there if it had not been for acting and scenery.

I thought about putting potential "Best Picture" winner "The Power of the Dog" on this list, but it had enough elements to avoid my wrath. When my list of the best movies of 2021 comes out later in the week, the "Passable" list also has some really bad movies to avoid.

Bruce Willis makes his annual appearance on this list and other good actors like Nic Cage, Marion Cotillard, Adam Driver, Amy Adams, Kaitlyn Dever, Pierce Brosnan, Julianne Moore, Amandla Stenberg, Kelsey Grammar and Sophia Bush show up.

Here's my worst of the worst for the 10-month Oscar Year 2021, out of more than 230 films viewed.


Dishonorable mention: American Night, Awake, Blue Miracle, Halloween Kills, Held, Home Team, Intrusion, Joe Bell, Lansky, The Last Mercenary, Oslo, Small Engine Repair, The Survivalist


The Top 15 Stinkers

15. Prisoners of Ghostland - Weird Nic Cage film with strange characters that is hard to follow.

14. The God Committee - A medical ethics drama with Kelsey Grammar that just doesn't cut it.

13. American Traitor  - The story of Axis Sally is borrrrrring.

12. The Seventh Day - Exorcism, horror, nonsense and, well, who cares what else?

11. Deadly Illusions - Confusing netflix thriller, and a pretty Greer Grammar (Kelsey's daughter) can't save it.


10. Annette - Didn't really get this musical with Adam Driver and the beautiful Marion Cotillard. The snobby critics liked it somehow.

9. After We Fell - This series of movies has gotten steadily worse. Hardin is a despicable character that should have been dumped long ago, and Tessa is a beautiful idiot.

8. Separation - A dumb horror film, with no redeeming value, about a wife haunting her estranged husband.

7. The Father Who Moves Mountains - An extremely unlikable father tries to find his son, who has been lost in a blizzard.

6. Night of Sicario - Ridiculous action film about bad guys trying to get a code from a family going into witness protection.

5. Trigger Point - Promising start, but gets worse and there is no real ending to this mess of a conspiracy movie. Will there be a Trigger Point 2?

4. Cosmic Sin - As one critic put it, Bruce Willis "mails it in" in this thin and confusing Sci-Fi drama. Even Perry Reeves (Entourage) can't save it.

3. Malignant - Critics seemed to like this one. I hated it. A really stupid horror film that tries to be something it is not, in my opinion. Sorry.

2. Dear Evan Hansen  - A wasted opportunity with a great cast. Issues like teenage suicide just don't work as a musical, even though it apparently did on Broadway somehow.

1. False Positive - A really bad horror movie with Pierce Brosnan as a creepy baby doctor. Had no idea what was going on at times and did not really care. I felt bad for pretty Ilana Glazer, who is not a bad actress.


PREVIOUS WORST MOVIES OF THE YEAR

2020 - Dolittle

2019 - Cold Pursuit

2018:  Mile 22

2017 - Mother!

2016 - 13 Hours and Hail Caesar!

2015 - Chappie

2014 - The Monuments Men

2013 - The Place Between the Pines

2012 - Cloud Atlas

2011 - Tree of Life




Saturday, February 12, 2022

Best from the Queen of Soul

 

Aretha Franklin's top 20 songs

Mark Pukalo


The "Queen of Soul" made every song her own, and created an amazing library. Her booming voice and presence make her one of the greatest singers of all time. Here's my list of her best songs.


1. Respect - Can't be anything else but No. 1. Originally written and recorded by the great Otis Redding.

2. (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman - Carole King and Gerry Goffin co-wrote this classic song for Aretha. The Queen brought the house down when she sang this at the Kennedy Center honors for Carole. Go see it on Youtube. It brings tears to your eyes.

3. Day Dreaming - Catchy tune made it to No. 5 on the Billboard chart and was ranked 61st for the year 1972

4. Amazing Grace - Does anyone sing this better? I think, Not.

5. Until You Come Back to Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do) - Stevie Wonder was one of the writers of the song, but did not release it on an album until after Aretha's version made it to the top 10 in 1974.

6. Freeway of Love - The Big Man, Clarence Clemons, plays his sax on this classic which was the Queen's highest charting single in 12 years when it came out in 1985.

7. I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Love You) - Soulful title track tune made it to the top 10 as the second-best song on the album behind Respect.

8. Think - Written by Aretha with her first husband Ted White, reaching the top 10 in 1968. Later used in the Blues Brothers movie.

9. Chain of Fools - No. 1 R&B hit written by Don Covey. The song is about a woman who is being cheated on and is too weak to leave, but will some day break the chain.

10. Rock Steady - Top 10 hit was written by the Queen for the "Young, Gifted and Black" album.


11. A Change is Gonna Come

12. United Together

13. I Say a Little Prayer

14. Spanish Harlem

15. The Weight

16. Young, Gifted and Black

17. You're All I Need to Get By

18. (Sweet, Sweet Baby) Since You've Been Gone

19. Call Me (This Girl's in Love with You)

20. Baby I Love You


Others

Do Right Woman, Do Right Man

Drown in my own tears

Bridge over Troubled Water

Oh Me oh My (I'm a Fool for you Baby)

Mr. DJ

Spirit in the Dark

Ain't No Way

You Send Me

Something He Can Feel

Son of a Preacher Man



Thursday, December 23, 2021

Top Christmas Songs of All Time

 

By Mark Pukalo

Here's my work on the top 20 Christmas songs of all time. There are so many great versions to some of these songs, but I went with what I thought was best for each. Merry Christmas everyone!


1. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Chrissie Hynde with the Pretenders - Chrissie's voice perfectly fits this song that was unveiled first by Judy Garland in the 1944 musical "Meet Me in St. Louis."

2. Please Come Home for Christmas, The Eagles - Blues singer and pianist Charles Brown wrote the song in 1960, but no one sang it better than Don Henley.

3. Happy Xmas (War is Over), John Lennon - John and Yoko wrote it as a protest song against the Vietnam War, but it has since fit in smoothly on Christmas.

4. River, Joni Mitchell - The Canadian great never released this beautiful sad song as a single, but apparently it has been recorded by other artists second most among her tunes. When I hear this song now, I always think of the long winding river from the airport to downtown Ottawa I drove back in the 90s. For miles and miles, I saw people skating "away."

5. Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, Bruce Springsteen - Clarence's Ho Hos put the cap on this classic live tune from the Boss. "Everybody out there been good or what? Oh, that's not many, that's not many, you people in trouble out here."

6. Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano - The Puerto Rican star wrote this simple song with a Spanish greeting in 1970. Jose wished a Merry Christmas from "the bottom of my heart."

7. The Christmas Song, Nat King Cole - Robert Wells and Mel Torme wrote the song in 1945 and no one performed it better than the great singer and jazz pianist.

8. Peace on Earth/The Little Drummer Boy, Bing Crosby & David Bowie - The dynamic duo sang the two songs together on Bing's Christmas special in 1977, and the single made it to No. 3 in the UK.

9. Same Old Lang Syne, Dan Fogelberg - This one tends to be forgotten by many, but it is a beautiful song about former lovers meeting by chance years later on Christmas Eve before the "snow turns into rain."

10. Little Saint Nick, The Beach Boys - Brian Wilson and Mike Love wrote this fun song, released it as a single in December of 1963, and it went all the way to No. 3.


11. Wonderful Christmastime - Paul McCartney

12. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Jackson 5

13. Let it Snow - Frank Sinatra

14. All I Want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey

15. Rockin Around the Christmas Tree - Brenda Lee

16. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) - Alvin & the Chipmunks

17. Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) - U2

18. Jingle Bell Rock - Hall & Oates

19. Last Christmas - Emilia Clarke/Wham (I like Queen Daenerys' version best)

20. Do They Know it's Christmas? - Bandaid


Others Considered

Santa Baby - MaDonna

Christmas Pics - Barenaked Ladies

Blue Christmas - Elvis Pressley

Merry Christmas Baby - Bruce Springsteen

I'll Be Home for Christmas - Aimee Mann

Winter Wonderland - Michael Bolton

Run Run Rudolph - Chuck Berry

Fairytale of New York - The Pogues




Saturday, December 4, 2021

The Very Best of the Talking Heads

 

By Mark Pukalo

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame band was formed in 1975 and put out eight albums in just over 10 years, creating a new wave sound that mixed several forms of music. They were certainly one of a kind while lead singer David Byrne's Broadway show and the movie version "David Byrne's American Utopia" features some of their best songs. Here's my list, although I have to say after the top 12 many tunes are about even.


1. Once in a Lifetime - Same as it ever was. A great tune. The lyrics and vocals were said to be inspired by preachers doing sermons.

2. This Must be the Place - Byrne said this was rare love song he wrote and it sounded great in the movie "Wall Street." It is one of the highlights "American Utopia" as well.

3. Burning Down the House - The Heads' only top 10 single on the US Billboard chart. Inspired by Parliament Funkadelic. 

4. Road to Nowhere - The group's lone top 10 hit in the UK. Byrne wrote it as a "joyful look at doom."

5. And She Was - The brilliant tune is said to be basically about a woman with the power to levitate above everyone and the man who loves her, wanting her to be normal. 

6. Life During Wartime - A song written apparently about "a post-apocalyptic landscape" with a punk/funk feel.

7. Take Me to the River - The Heads' cover of a song written and performed by the Reverend Al Green. The version by Green was ranked 117th by Rolling Stone magazine among the top 500 songs of all time.

8. Wild Wild Life - Ranked second among its singles on the Billboard chart, making it to No. 25. It won Best Group Video at the MTV Video Music Awards in 1987.

9. Stay Up Late - Bouncy song about a cute little baby from the 1985 album "Little Creatures."

10. (Nothing but) Flowers - From the band's final album "Naked." Johnny Marr from The Smiths plays guitar on the song. Used to open Kevin Smith's film "Clerks 2."


11. The Lady Don't Mind

12. Psycho Killer

13. Slippery People

14. I Zimbra

15. Making Flippy Floppy

16. Blind

17. Girlfriend is Better

18. Don't Worry About the Government

19. Pulled Up

20. No Compassion


Others Considered

Cross-eyed and Painless

The Big Country

Houses in Motion

Born Under Punches

Found a Job

Television Man

Radio Head

Love > Building on Fire

Heaven

Uh Oh, Love Comes to Town

Mr. Jones

The Good Thing

Cities

The Book I Read

The Great Curve