By Mark Pukalo
It was a year of big epic dramas, a special doll, some important thought-provoking ideas and a bit of a comeback for comedy.
The Oscar Year 2023 had a little of everything.
While each critic had a different take on the best of the best, most landing on the major productions such as "Oppenheimer" or "Killers of the Flower Moon," the subtle, sweet, emotional and humorous films were just as entertaining.
I viewed one film in the summer that I called "beautiful" at the time. I said it was simple, yet complex. I don't take that back, even though it might seem odd.
Several great films came along afterward that made me think about sliding it out of the top spot. But as the main character in this emotional story of connections, life's journey and destiny said, "This is where I'm supposed to be."
"Past Lives" was always going to be No. 1 for me in 2023. It might not be on Oscar night. But that's where it's supposed to be for this amateur critic.
The story is basically about two childhood sweethearts in South Korea who are separated when one family moves to Canada. They are reconnected by social media many years later. Explaining too much about the plot just spoils the depth of the film for you to enjoy.
The concept, or Korean word "In-Yun." is invoked several times. Simply put, it is about fate and the relationships, connections, between people. Some things are just meant to be, whether in this life or the next.
The script, the acting - especially by Greta Lee as Nora - are wonderful, and I hope that director/writer Celine Song gets recognition Sunday on Oscar night. If you are true movie lover, you can't not appreciate this film. Whether it hits you like it did me is hard to know.
There is only a few lines of comedy in Past Lives, but there are plenty in several of the top 25 films on my list.
For several months, I thought I would end up making "Theater Camp" No. 1 for the year. I saw it as the back end of a double feature with "Barbie" leading off. I haven't laughed at the theater that much in years. It was hurt by coming out around the time of Barbenheimer. But if you just want some smart and goofy humor, check out Theater Camp on Hulu.
"Tear stick is doping for actors. Do you want to be the Lance Armstrong of theater?"
There was also the biting satire of "American Fiction," and "Asteroid City," the fun jaunt of "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3," the hilarious "Bottoms" and bits of comedy throughout the top films of 2023.
I have a few movies on my top list like Theater Camp, A Good Person, Dumb Money and Sanctuary that are not on many top 20s for the year. But, to me, the best films are not always about structure. They are about how you feel after leaving the theater or getting up from the couch All 25 of these films made a strong impression on me in some way.
I have seen 296 movies from 2023 so far. Unfortunately, I could not see every film major critics saw. - many of them being foreign films. I did not get to view The Boy and the Heron, Monster, About Dry Grasses, Smoke Sauna Sisterhood, Robot Dreams, Chicken for Linda!, The Monk and the Gun, Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre, The Delinquents, Afire, Totem, Return to Seoul, Revoir Paris, All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt, 20 Days in Mariupol, lo Capitano and The Beasts. I have yet to view the Beyonce concert movie. Sorry, Queen B. There's also another documentary I hope to see - A Still Small Voice.
But one foreign film I did see from 2023 - Perfect Days - had one of the best lines of the year and a thought for senior citizens like me.
"Next time is Next time. Now is Now."
Squeeze everything out of life each day. I want to do that. Now, is Now.
Here's my top 25 for 2023. Hope you enjoy them.
25. Still, A Michael J. Fox Story - A very detailed and interesting documentary about the life of the great actor and his battle with Parkinson's Disease. Fox is incredibly honest and open about his mistakes and the pain he goes through.
24. Bottoms - Two lesbian high school students start an after-school fight club to meet other girls. It's hilarious, sometimes emotional and smart. Marshawn Lynch is funny in a supporting role as a fight teacher. Rachel Sennott and Ayo Edebiri strike again.
23. The Iron Claw - Based on a true story about the fated Von Erich wrestling family, Zac Efron provides a career-best performance as Kevin - the only brother who survived. Critics brought up some good points about the film's deficiencies (needed a little more emotion and why did they delete one brother?), but I still enjoyed it and some of the decisions made sense.
22. Dreamin' Wild - Two brothers, who made an album when they were teenagers, deal with newfound fame after their work is rediscovered 30 years later. Casey Afleck is excellent as the more talented brother, who is filled with regret.
21. Asteroid City - Your typical odd-ball Wes Anderson film with plenty of laughs as a group of smart kids travel with their parents to a remote place for a contest, but chaos ensues after an alien visit. The humor is subtle and deadpan. The cast is amazing.
20. Anatomy of a Fall - Sandra Huller fully deserved the Academy Award nomination for her depiction of a wife, accused of murdering her husband after he fell from their attic. It examines relationships and makes you think throughout. Did she, or didn't she?
19. May December - Natalie Portman is terrific as a complicated actress traveling to examine a woman she will be playing in a film. That woman (Julianne Moore) had an affair with a 13-year-old boy, who she later married and had children with after a stint in jail.
18. Talk to Me - I don't like many horror films, but this one was quite unique, compelling and had one amazing ending. It's about a group of young people who figure out how to conjure spirits from an embalmed hand. Surprise. They shouldn't have.
17. Killers of the Flower Moon - Martin Scorsese's epic story of the Osage Nation, which suffered from many murders after discovering oil and riches on their land. Lily Gladstone is amazing, along with Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro. It's long, but there is so much to it.
16. Barbie - I wondered what Greta Gerwig would do with this concept, but she could not have done better in making a thoughtful, bold and fun film about the doll. Margot Robbie showed her versatility and Ryan Gosling is funny as poor Ken.
15. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret - The adaption of Judy Blume's book is fun and smart as young Margaret (Abby Ryder Fortson) deals with issues of a grade-school girl growing up. Rachel McAdams is outstanding as her mother.
14. Air - The story of how Nike signed Michael Jordan to a historic contract is done with detail and humor. Matt Damon and Viola Davis provide outstanding performances as the main characters in the film.
13. Dumb Money - Paul Dano strikes again as Keith Gill, whose youtube video was one of the inspirations of the short squeeze when small investors turned the tables on Wall Street with Game Stop stock. It is a lot of fun with a great cast, but it also makes you mad. If you're a class warrior like me or hate Wall Street greed, you will love it. Fuck Ken Griffin.
12. A Good Person - Florence Pugh is tremendous as a young woman trying to recover from a traumatic event, which has caused her to be addicted to drugs. Morgan Freeman provides his best performance in some time as a damaged, recovering drunk who tries to help her despite their connection. It is sad, but inspiring in a lot of ways.
11. How to Blow Up a Pipeline - Environmental activists, many of whom suffered losses from big business greed, band together to make a loud statement. The characters, played by lesser known actors, are all driven by anger and righteousness.
10. Sanctuary - A sexual drama with a powerful performance from emerging superstar Margaret Qualley, who is blazing a terrific - but different - path than her mom Andie McDowell. Qualley is a dominatrix, who won't let her rich client end their relationship.
9. Perfect Days - A subtle and beautiful Japanese film about a middle-aged man enjoying the simple things in life with a job cleaning toilets in Tokyo. The back story about the man is not clearly revealed, but there are clues and - after some thought - that was the right thing to do.
8.. BlackBerry - Based on the story of the "first" smart phone, this film is compelling and humorous. Many of the facts are changed, but it probably makes the movie more fun. Glenn Howerton deserved an Academy Award nomination for his rollicking depiction of Jim Balsillie, who tried to move the Pittsburgh Penguins to Hamilton, Ontario while being CEO of RIM, which developed the Blackberry.
7. Origin - Director Ava DuVernay beautifully adapts Isabel Wilkerson's book "Caste: The Origins of Discontent." Whether you agree with every conclusion in the film, it is incredibly thought provoking while examining the reasons for people being marginalized around the world.
6. Oppenheimer - An epic film about the father of the atomic bomb Robert Oppenheimer, how the Manhattan Project came together and how the main character was treated after the deed was done. Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer), Robert Downey Jr. and director Christopher Nolan may win Oscars. The only thing it was missing for me was a little more time around the actual dropping of the bomb.
5. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 - The motley crew attempts to save the universe again and their friend Rocket, who is near death after an attack. It may be the best of the three or at least rivals the original. Britney Spears and Korn?
4. The Holdovers - Paul Giamatti plays a grumpy teacher at a prep school, who must stay over through the holidays with students that can't go home. While all but one of the students find another adventure, Giamatti is left with one boy battling family issues and a grieving mother who runs the kitchen The three characters go on a amazing journey together and find peace.
3. Theater Camp - One of the funniest movies in some years. Molly Gordon and Ben Platt are incredible as two long-time friends and teachers at a low-rent camp for "theater kids." The teachers are hilarious, the kids anxious, driven and eccentric and the storyline of the camp is heartwarming.
2. American Fiction - A very sharp satire about a talented writer (Jeffrey Wright) frustrated by establishment profiting from minority entertainment sources with stereotypes. It's smart, funny, thought-provoking and has one heck of an apt and hilarious ending.
1. Past Lives - Two childhood friends from South Korea reconnect after 20 years and spend a week together in New York, where they talk of love, time and destiny. It is an intelligent, deep, emotional story about how it can be ultimately good for people to get closure so they can be the person they are supposed to be.
PREVIOUS PICKS FOR BEST OF THE YEAR
2016 - Lion
2015 - Spotlight
Joe Lunardi's First Six out of the NCAA Tournament and my Top 25 movies of 2023
The Creator - A futuristic story about a war between humans and AI robots is the background as a soldier tries to save a child-like robot with special powers, built by his former lover. It is a strong science fiction drama with a big heart.
Ferrari - Adam Driver and Salma Hayek produced powerhouse performances in this story about the race car legend in Italy. It's more about people than racing, which is what it should have been.
Jesus Revolution - Based on a true story about the spiritual awakening of young people in the 70s with Kelsey Grammer as the preacher at a small church. It was inspiring, but sad. Why did it all end? Maybe we would not be where we are today.
Love at First Sight - Wonderful, touching little rom-com from Netflix with Ben Hardy and Haley Lu Richardson meeting by chance on a plane. I believe I have fallen for Richardson in every movie she's been in. But the script makes this more than your run-of-the-mill love story. Maybe a slightly better ending puts it in the top 25.
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One - Thought it would be just another action-filled, run-of-the-mill spy drama for Tom Cruise, but it was very compelling and fun. The action was extremely well done.
No Hard Feelings - Jen-Law is funny and sweet in this comedy based on Long Island. Lawrence tries to save her home by helping a young introverted boy of helicopter parents emerge from his shell. Milo the dog was also great.
Movies critics liked, but I was not able to view (Some may be coming out in 2024):
Huesera: The Bone Woman, Jethica, Please Don't Destroy Project, Dad & Step Dad, Handling the Undead, The Incal, La Chimera, Laughter in the Dark, Rothko, One Fine Morning, Palm Trees and Power Lines, Full Time, Sam Now, A Manual for Cleaning Women, The Artifice Girl, All These Sons, The Adults, Tori and Lokita, The Domino Revival; Back On the Strip; On Fire, Jawan, Monster, All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt, About Dry Grasses Four Daughters, Paradise is Burning, Smoke Sauna Sisterhood, Robot Dreams, Passages, Chicken for Linda!, The Monk and the Gun, Operation Fortune: Ruse de guerre, The Beasts, The Delinquents, Afire, Totem, What We Do Next, Return to Seoul, Revoir Paris, What Rhymes with Reason, Rotting in the Sun, Shayda, Pacifiction, I Like Movies, I Used to be Funny, Story Avenue, The Sweet East, A Still, Small Voice, Joy Ride, Godzilla Minus One.
Those I was uninterested to see:
About My Father, After Death, Ambush, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe, The Blackening, The Blind, Divinity, Every Body, The Exorcist: Believer, Fear, Five Nights at Freddys, His Only Son, Inspector Sun, Into the Weeds, It Lives Inside, Journey to Bethlehem, Left Behind, The Lost King, The Amazing Maurice, Migration, My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3, The Oath, The Other Zoey, The Outwater, Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie, Radical, Rally Road Racers, Roll With It, Saw X, The School of Magical Animals, Silent Night, Sisu, Sound of Freedom, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Trolls Band Together, Mutant Mayhem, Twister.
High Honorable Mention (Could be in top 25 in other years. Recommended)
All of Us Strangers - It's not a gay love story or a ghost story. It's basically about a young man dealing with grief and regrets. The film is much closer to "The Sixth Sense" with a little touch of "Aftersun."
Anyone But You - A harmless, entertaining rom-com with Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell in the leads. Was pleasantly surprised. Thought it would be corny.
Beyond Utopia - Gut-wrenching documentary about families attempting to escape North Korea. You knew it was bad in that country, but somehow you finish this movie feeling like it is worse than you ever imagined.
The Color Purple - A strong adaption of the classic movie, which is turned into musical about the journey of two sisters in the deep south. I actually liked it much more than I thought I would.
Creed III - Adonis is doing great with his career and family until a childhood friend brings back a bad memory, stress and a fight. It's probably better than Creed II.
Dream Scenario - Nic Cage is very good as an average teacher who suddenly begins appearing in everyone's dreams. When the dreams become sinister, he must deal with the other side of his fame. It's a good examination of our viral culture.
The Equalizer 3 - Denzel Washington is living peacefully in Southern Italy when he see his friends being controlled by local mafia. He decides to use his skills and eliminate the bad guys.
Fair Play - An intense sexual drama, based in a cut-throat hedge fund office. Phoebe Dynevor is amazing as a woman who advances ahead of her lover at the firm and it changes the relationship. The ending is powerful.
Fallen Leaves - Short, sweet story about two lonely people in Finland who find each other and form a relationship through hardships. It is unique and sneaky funny.
Flora and Son - Director John Carney's fourth best movie out of four I have seen, but Once, Begin Again and Sing Street are three of my all-time favorites. Music is a key to the story again as a broken family and a criminal kid find peace in song.
Gran Turismo - The story of Jann Mardenborough, a sim driver who fights to become a big-time racer. David Harbour's performance, as Jann's coach, makes the surprisingly good film better.
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - There were a lot of good things through the first three quarters of the Hunger Games prequel, led by Rachel Zegler. It lacked a clear and convincing resolution, though.
John Wick: Chapter 4 - It's too long, but the action is terrific and the lead character very compelling as usual. The final scenes are very well done.
Little Richard: I am Everything - Terrific, detailed documentary about the under-appreciated artist and pioneer of rock and roll.
It Ain't Over - Documentary on the great Yogi Berra taught me a lot. The interviews and the editing are excellent.
Napoleon - Joaquin Phoenix does a great job with Ridley Scott's epic story about the French Emperor. I was there from start to finish on a film I had low expectations for.
Next Goal Wins - The feel-good story of the American Samoa men's soccer team is fun and inspiring. Michael Fassbender was a strange choice to play coach Thomas Rongen, but he does an admirable job.
Polite Society - Priya Kansara is both funny and smart as Ria Khan, who tries to save her sister from a dangerous marriage.
Poor Things - Emma Stone is amazing as Bella Baxter, a young woman brought back to life with a child's brain by a mad scientist (Wilem Dafoe) and finding herself in a cruel new world. I was not thrilled through much of the first hour, but it grew on me like Bella did.
Priscilla - Cailee Spaeny is tremendous as the under-aged girl Elvis finds and marries. Sofia Coppola does a good job with a tough subject and I learned a lot while being entertained.
Renfield - Nicholas Hoult stars as the faithful, but tortured, servant of Dracula (Nic Cage), Awkwafina's appearance always makes a movie better.
Rye Lane - British film about two young people coming off failed relationships who meet by chance and spend the day getting to know each other. It gets better with every second.
Scrapper - Little Lola Campbell steals this under-appreciated movie about a girl lying to social services to live alone after her mother dies. Her estranged father shows up and changes her world. It is messy, low-rent, but sweet and honest. Georgie is one of the best characters of the year.
Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse - Miles Morales goes off on another journey with a wonderful sidekick in spider girl Gwen Stacy. It's long and fun, but I was not aware it was a part one. Wanted a conclusion.
Suzume - A beautiful, mystical and somewhat quirky Japanese cartoon where a young girl attempts to save the world from disaster. Not sure what really happened at the end, but it made me cry.
Take Care of Maya - A stunning documentary about a hospital in St. Petersburg that totally screws up the care of a 10-year-old child and blames the parents for it. It makes you mad. That's what it's supposed to do.
Taylor Swift's Eras Tour - What a show. The director did an excellent job putting this together with the use of three different concerts at Sofi Stadium in Inglewood. Wish I could have been there.
The Teacher's Lounge - German film about the tangled web of office politics after a new teacher accuses a secretary of theft with a video. The ending was ok, but a better one could have put this in the top 25.
Wonka - Timothee Chalamet is terrific as the budding chocolate maker. It's fun, the songs are not annoying and the acting is very good, especially Chalamet and Calah Lane (Noodle).
You're So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah - Adam Sandler's latest netflix film was charming, humorous and showcased his daughters talents. His youngest, Sunny, stole the movie and is gonna be a star.
80 for Brady - Lily, Jane, Sally and Rita help Tom bring the Patriots back to beat Atlanta in the Super Bowl. Who knew? Thought it was just bad time management by Atlanta. But seriously, it's a lot of fun and it works.
Medium Honorable Mention (Recommended if story suits you)
Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania - Scott Lang and wife are dragged into the Quantum Realm and try to get back, but family secrets rear their ugly head. It's fun. Nothing else.
A Thousand And One - Teyana Taylor provides an amazing performance as a young mother just out of prison trying to give her son a chance in the city. It's close to being really good, but the twist in the script is not executed well enough.
Being Mary Tyler Moore - A nice documentary on one of the first big time female television stars. She was amazing in a lot of ways.
Bruiser - The father of a 14-year old returns to town and it causes major problems for his step dad and mother. Well-done feature.
The Burial - Tommy Lee Jones and Jamie Foxx star in this court case drama based on a true story. Foxx plays a flashy lawyer who helps a long-time Funeral Home owner fight the man.
Bill Russell: Legend of an Age - Interesting and informative documentary on one of the best basketball players and winners in sports history.
Black Ice - Interesting documentary about the evolution issues and racism black players faced in men's and women's hockey. Akim Aliu deserves his own doc, though.
Bank of Dave - Based on a true story of Dave Fishwick, who fought the cheating big banks n London to set up a very successful local establishment in Burnley. Fuck the big banks.
Boston Strangler - An interesting look at the mystery surrounding one of the biggest crimes of all time, with Keira Knightley killing it as reporter Loretta McLaughlin.
The Boys in the Boat - Just your average old-time sports movie where you know what's going to happen. The key is how interesting it is getting there and this movie wasn't quite compelling enough.
Cat Person - Emilia Jones (Coda) stars as a young woman pulled into a relationship with an older man that she later regrets. It is imperfect, but Jones is great and it makes you think.
Earth Mama - A pregnant single mother deals with decisions that are impossible to make. The director left out a back story, which I am 50/50 on. I wanted a little more.
Fingernails - Riz Ahmed and Jesse Buckley add plenty of spark to the interesting concept about compatibility. Marriages are failing and agencies are working on ways to match people in a futuristic society by testing fingernails. It did not quite reach its potential.
Great Photo, Lovely Life - A documentary done by the grand daughter of a man who committed several acts of sexual abuse against children that he mostly got away with. It's shocking and hard to watch, but holds your interest.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny - Harrison Ford's greatest character must go back in time to save the world from the Nazis. More fun than the last few in the series.
Infinity Pool - Creepy horror film about rich people inspired by committing violent crimes on a resort island while their clone pays for it. I ain't ever gonna mess with Mia Goth.
Joan Baez: I am Noise - Terrific documentary about the amazing singer and activist. It is very detailed and interesting.
Judy Blume Forever - Strong documentary about the great writer, who was targeted by the Moral Majority when Reagan was elected. She wrote the book that became a wonderful movie - "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
Jules - I got a kick out of this one about three senior citizens befriending an alien who crash-landed in the backyard. Several big laughs and one of the best throwaway lines of the year. A lady cop, watching three senior citizens scooping up a dead cat off the road (to help fuel Jules' ship) and loading it in the back of their car says - ". ... the fuck."
The Killer - Director David Fincher uses Michael Fassbender as an expert contract killer, who must try to eliminate all loose ends after missing a target.
The League - An interesting documentary on the Negro Leagues. Learned a lot from the story and the interviews.
Leave the World Behind - This psychological drama about an attack that includes the loss of electronic and computer devices has some good moments, but thinks it's a little smarter than it is at times. The ending makes sense, though. I can say I have been thinking about it since, too.
Leo - The 74-year-old lizard is not quite as funny as Marcel, but he is a lot of fun when he escapes a school terrarium. The kids help save him in this very likable cartoon.
Love, Again - It is a bit of a formulaic rom-com at first, but it gets better as it goes along and I always love to see Priyanka Chopra.
Master Gardener - Joel Edgerton is outstanding as a horticulturist with an ugly past who helps a young woman escape the wrath of his mean rich boss (Sigourney Weaver).
Nyad - Annette Bening produces a strong performance as the driven Diana Nyad, who swam from Cuba to Key West over the age of 60. Jodie Foster is also great as her friend/coach.
The Persian Version - The film examines a big Iranian family which emigrates to New Jersey with heart and humor. Layla Mohammedi is terrific as the lone girl in the family, who battles a strained relationship with her mother.
Reality - Re-enactment of the arrest of whistleblower Reality Winner after she leaked one document on Russian interference in the election. It's methodical and detailed while Sydney Sweeney does a good job.
Rustin - Colman Domingo earned an Oscar nomination as Bayard Rustin, the engine behind the March on Washington for Civil Rights in 1963.
See You On Venus - Virginia Gardner is very good as a smart, young orphaned girl who coaxes a young man going through guilt for an accident to accompany her to find her birth mother in Europe.
She Came to Me - Peter Dinklage plays a struggling opera writer who is freed up after a chance meeting with a strange, but intriguing tugboat captain named Katrina (Marisa Tomei). There are competing plots in this odd little film, but it all comes together at the end.
Showing Up - Michelle Williams is brilliant as a talented, young sculptor dealing with her screwed-up family and life issues. Lizzy is one of my favorite characters of the year.
Somewhere in Queens - Ray Romano stars as a father trying too hard to make things happen for his high school son. It's an old-school Italian family story that is fun to watch.
Stand - Interesting documentary on the life of Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf and how the NBA blackballed one of the greats simply because he wouldn't stand for the national anthem.
Story Ave - Coming of age story for a young graffiti artist going through tough times who is put on the right path by a man he tried to hold up.
The Taste of Things - A nuanced love story between a renowned chef and his long-time cook and companion (Juliette Binoche). It is a nice French film with some incredible food. Oh, that chicken looked amazing!
Victim/Suspect - Documentary about the terrible habit some police departments have fallen into by charging victims of rape with lying. It's disgusting. FTP.
Wham! - Really good documentary on the successful, but short-lived, British duo George Michael and Andrew Ridgely.
Wildflower - Kiernan Shipka is pretty, but she is also a very solid actress with good comedy timing. She makes this average film about a young girl dealing with challenging parents quite likable
The Wrath of Becky - Critics panned this bloody black comedy about a teenage girl becoming a vengeful killer of bad guys. I got a kick out of it. It is what it is.
You Hurt My Feelings - A writer (Julia Louis-Dreyfuss) goes through anger after she overhears her husband bashing the latest book she wrote. It's a good movie, but not as funny as advertised.
The Zone of Interest - A film that depicts the casual evil of Germans who worked and lived around Auschwitz. It is worth watching, but I wanted more depth. Didn't understand the blank screens, either.
Low Honorable Mention (Enough good things for movie freaks)
American Symphony - Interesting documentary about composer/singer Jon Batiste, who is working on a jazz symphony while his wife battles cancer.
Aquaman: The Lost Kingdom - The warring half-brothers get together to try to save the world. It's really not that bad.
At Midnight - Monica Barbaro is stunningly gorgeous. That's all I got. Ok, it's a rom-com that is likable enough, but well short of being original.
Beau is Afraid - Joaquin Phoenix brilliantly plays an anxiety-riddled man who confronts his biggest fears after his mother's apparent death. It just gets too weird at times.
A Beautiful Life - A likeable Danish film about a orphaned fisherman who is gifted with a wonderful voice, but must deal with everything around quick stardom.
Biosphere - The two-man show is certainly unique. They live in a dome after some type of apocalyptic event and things start changing for the fish and one of them. We won't tell what. Could have been better.
Blueback - The daughter of an activist, who befriended a cool wild blue Grouper as a child, works to save the Australian coral reefs from destruction.
Blue Beetle - Expected worse from this new Marvel creation. It was cartoonish and harmless while Bruna Marquezine is an absolute stunner.
Blue Jean - A lesbian PE teacher in England tries to hide her sexual preference from her bosses, but a new student changes everything.
Brother - Non-linear story about a pair of brothers that battle through life's obstacles in Scarborough, Ontario before tragedy.
The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial - The trial for the second in command of a Navy ship, who replaced a flawed officer (Kiefer Sutherland) after a controversial decision has some intrigue.
Chevalier - Kevin Harrison Jr. is really good while Lucy Boynton and Samara Weaving are gorgeous, but the overall film about the mixed-race maestro did not grab me.
Cocaine Bear - Director Elizabeth Banks probably should have gone 100 percent comedy on this one instead of trying to do both, but it had enough humorous moments to avoid being bad.
The Comeback - Family drama with Taye Diggs is predictable and formulaic, but ultimately watchable. Austin Elle Fisher, the little girl, is really good.
Chupa - Cute story about family, a real mythical creature and wrestling in Mexico. Chupa is a cool little guy.
The Covenant - An Army sergeant (Jake Gyllenhaal) travels back to Afghanistan to try to save his interpreter from enemy forces.
The Deepest Breath - Documentary on fearless free divers, who risk death every day, centering on Italian world-record holder Alessia Zecchini. Much like climbers, they are nuts.
Down Low - A closeted, terminal gay man (Zachary Quinto) spends the crazy day with a young sex worker (Lukas Gage) who he hired for a happy ending. There's violence, surprises and laughs.
Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves - Chris Pine and his gang make an ordinary script fun enough. Sophia Lillis is very attractive.
The Eight Mountains - The story of a long friendship between two boys in the mountains of Italy, which underwent many twists, turns and regrets.
Eileen - A seemingly normal, unassuming small-town girl (Thomasin McKenzie) comes alive when a glamorous woman (Anne Hathaway) begins a friendship with her. It's very dark and it had me until a strange ending.
El Conde - Weird Black Comedy about a vampire who is finally ready to die after 2,000 years, but is thinking about another life.
Elemental - It's a cute cartoon where opposites attract - Wade and Ember. Leah Lewis - wonderful in "The Half of It" - is the voice of Ember, who is actually hot (LOL).
The End of Sex - Entertaining little film about a couple who are losing their passion for each other, but find it. Emily Hampshire (Schitt's Creek) and sultry Lily Gao shine.
Fast X - Nothing much different about this one. Unrealistic stunts, some fun, beautiful women and not enough to join the top four levels.
Flamin' Hot - Likeable comedy/drama about a Mexican janitor who takes the initiative to help Frito Lay push a product to his community.
Four Daughters - A documentary with re-enacted scenes about a Tunisian mother who lost half of her daughters to the seduction of ISIS. It takes too long to get good.
Freelance - John Cena plays a retired special forces officer who takes a job as security for a reporter (Alison Brie) on a scheduled trip to interview a dictator. Had potential to be so much better. Script held it back.
Freud's Last Session - Anthony Hopkins provides his usual strong performance as Sigmund, but the entirety of the film is a bit dry and plodding.
Godland - A Danish priest goes on a mission to Iceland and stuff happens. I'll admit, I couldn't get subtitles for this one, but I still think critics over-rated it a bit.
Good Grief - Daniel Levy directs and stars in a film about a young man dealing with the death of is husband. Levy, Ruth Nessa and Himesh Patel make it watchable enough.
Happiness for Beginners - Likable Netflix film starring the adorable Ellie Kemper, most prominently from "The Office," as a woman getting over a divorce.
Heart of Stone - Gal Gadot in a somewhat confusing, but ultimately satisfying spy drama. She saves the world in stylish fashion.
Heist 88 - A career criminal pleads guilty, but has one more bank robbery job to do with a group of young people before going to jail.
Hidden Strike - Two former special forces soldiers attempt to transport civilians across the Highway of Death in Baghdad. It's compelling enough and John Cena is very good.
The Hill - The son of a devout preacher has bad legs, a gift for playing baseball, a gorgeous girlfriend and a dream. Predictable, but harmless enough.
Knock at the Cabin - M. Knight Shyamalan's latest is better than his previous two films "Glass" and "Old," but it does not necessarily deliver. The ending kind of makes sense when you think about it, but getting there wasn't all that interesting.
Kokomo City - A documentary about four black trans women, who are sex workers. Saw this on someone's top 10 list for the year, so I checked it out on Showtime. The women had some interesting things to say.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter - Dracula hides on a ship and terrorizes the crew. It was stylish and chilling enough, making it better than expected.
Linoleum - A failing TV scientist (Jim Gaffigan) is battling a mid-life crisis when an old space capsule falls in the backyard of his house. The film gets too mystical in the last half hour.
The Little Mermaid - Halle Bailey is sweet and does a nice job as the little mermaid. The story is fine. It just didn't hold my attention enough.
Love is in the Air - Predictable, formulaic love story between two opposites. But it's some harmless fun and you root for attractive Delta Goodrem.
The Meg 2: The Trench - Big, angry beasts terrorize people on the water. Didn't hate it. Didn't like it much.
M3Gan - They try to make the perfect robotic companion for a young woman. What could go wrong, eh? M3Gan is fierce, but more funny than scary.
Memory - Jessica Chastain plays a woman still dealing with bad childhood rape trauma, who befriends a man with Dementia after she first thinks he was a former attacker. I found it a bit illogical. But I guess that's life sometimes.
Missing - Was not nearly as good as the original of these kinds of movies "Searching." A young woman uses all the social tools she can to find her missing mother.
Nimona - Interesting cartoon about a medieval kingdom, which tells the story of young girl whose shapeshifting ostracizes her. A common knight tries to save her. It will be too woke for some.
No One Will Save You - Kaitlyn Dever shines in this sci-fi horror film about a town invaded by aliens, as she battles a childhood trauma to survive.
Once Upon a Star - A travelling cinema group goes on a journey through Thailand to bring dubbed movies to the masses. Nuengthida Sophon, the only woman in the unit, is excellent.
Other People's Children - French film tells the story of a 40-year-old divorce woman caring for her boyfriend's child as she runs out of time to have her own.
Pain Hustlers - Another story about the opioid epidemic, with Emily Blunt in the lead role. It's ok, I guess, and Blunt does the best she can in every way. Some scenes of the Tampa area.
Plane - Pilot Gerard Butler tries to save his passengers after the plane he is flying crash lands on an uncharted island in the middle of a war zone.
The Prisoner's Daughter - A released dying convict (Brian Cox) tries to reunite with his daughter (Kate Beckinsale) and grandson It's predictable, but well acted.
Rebel Moon Part One: The Child of Fire - First installment of Zach Snyder's sci-fi story was stylish and had decent action, but did not grab me. Sofia Boutella is fierce and compelling, though.
Reptile - Benicio Del Toro is a flawed detective looking into a strange murder case. Justin Timberlake is the mystery boyfriend of the deceased.
Robots - Somewhat funny science fiction film about identical robots of an affluent couple falling in love. Two Shailene Woodleys are better than one.
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken - A cute cartoon about a shy young girl who can transform into a giant creature. Harmless and sweet.
The Saint of Second Chances - Documentary about Mike Veeck and his Hall of Fame father Bill was somewhat interesting, but not earth-shattering.
Saltburn - Disappointed in director Emerald Fennell's follow up to "Promising Young Woman," but Barry Keoghan's performance as a smart, but mentally disturbed young man, is outstanding. It's ultimately just too weird for me.
Scream VI - Much better than the last few in the series. It all worked in the end, and it left some openings for the future with Jenna Ortega and Melissa Barrera - maybe..
Sick - A unique slasher film about parents who aim to avenge the young people who helped infect their dead son with Covid. Oops, spoiler alert.
Sly - Pretty solid documentary on Sylvester Stallone's career. I would have liked to see a few more minutes on the Creed series, but it was interesting.
Society of the Snow - The story of the crash of a Uruguayan plane in the Andes during the early 1970s. Amazingly, 16 of the 45 passengers survived in the harsh winter. I thought it was too long and over-rated, though.
Space Oddity - A depressed young man decides to go on a mission to Mars - although it may be a scam - to get away from his troubles, but finds love instead.
Stamped from the Beginning - Documentary about Racism. Thought it was a little harsh with its views at times, but well worth watching and debating.
The Starling Girl - A 17-year-old girl (Eliza Scanlen) struggles with life while growing up in a strict fundamentalist community. Scanlen is excellent. On the edge of being higher.
Strays - Plenty of humor from the stray dogs, but probably a few too many dick and fart jokes for my liking.
The Super Mario Brothers Movie - Cartoon story version of the famous game with Mario getting the job done on a grand stage.
Thanksgiving - A passable slasher film with a lot of gore and a rather surprising resolution. It starts with a humorous Black Friday scene.
They Cloned Tyrone - Along the lines of "Get Out," a sinister secret organization is cloning black men and controlling their minds. It is inventive, but did not thrill me overall.
A Tourist's Guide to Love - Likable love story as Rachel Leigh Cook takes a trip to Vietnam after a breakup and falls for her tour guide. Rachel is still "All That."
Unknown: Cosmic Time Machine - Fascinating documentary about the Webb Hubble Telescope.
We Have a Ghost - Paranormal story about family, a crime and love. It's not special, but it is a very watchable netflix joint.
What Happens Later - Meg Ryan and David Duchovny, two former lovers, in a two-person show at a snowed-in airport. It gets better, but would probably be better as a play.
What's Love Got to Do With it? - Devilishly cute Lily James stars as a documentary producer filming her childhood friend agreeing to an arranged marriage by his Pakistani parents. It has its moments, but is kind of convoluted and without clear direction.
Wingwomen - Melanie Laurent stars as one half of a talented badass female heist team, which aims to complete one more big job. It's a buddy movie.
The Year Between - Alex Heller is terrific as a college sophomore whose erratic behavior causes her to decide to move home for a year. Her manic issues continue, but she goes through a myriad of circumstances that force her to grow.
You Are Not Alone: Chasing the Wolfpack - Documentary about the gang rape at a festival in Spain that sparked protests around the globe.
65 - A near miss of a science fiction drama. Not enough before the space travel and not the tearful, strong ending that it needed. Adam Driver, Ariana Greenblatt and the storyline were fine. Director error.
Watchable (Only if it's free and you watch tons of movies)
A Haunting in Venice - Kind of a snoozer, but it has some star power. Lost interest in this mystery early and did not really care "who done it" by the end.
Assassin - A man dies due to a secret military project gone wrong and his wife is used to find out what happened. Sharp twist at the end saves it from being in a lower category.
The Baker - Ron Perlman is a elderly baker with some special skills, who goes after bad guys to help save his cute grand daughter (Emma Ho).
Big George Foreman - Story about the former Heavyweight Champion of the World is kinda Disney-like and ordinary. Probably would have been better as a documentary.
Book Club: The Next Chapter - Lots of fluff in this old girls go to Italy fling, but it had a pretty good ending.
Champions - Woody Harrelson coaches a team of down's syndrome basketball players and predictable things happen.
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget - The chickens broke out in the last movie. They break into the farm this time to save their own. It's likable enough.
The Conference - Swedish slasher movie centering around a team-building trip for municipal employees.
Corner Office - Weird black comedy with Jon Hamm narrating his own strange office worker character. Reminded a bit of "Being John Malkovich," but not anywhere near as good.
Crypto Boy - Young man, estranged from his proud father, gets involved in a scheme around crypto currency.
Dicks: The Musical - So over-the-top goofy that it is quite humorous at times. I give them credit for the courage to make a comedy so crude and crazy.
Dog Gone - A father and son repair their relationship while searching for the family's beloved dog. It's afternoon special worthy and the dog is cool.
Emily - The story of Emily Bronte, the author of "Wuthering Heights," and her amazing imagination within her shy nature and sheltered upbringing.
Family Switch - Jennifer Garner and Ed Helms switch bodies with their kids for some mystical reason and it causes a few laughs, but not as many as you'd think.
Fear the Night - Some girls using a house for a bachelorette party are attacked by robbers. It's always fun watching Maggie Q kill nasty men, but not much of a movie.
The Flash - Not as bad as Morbius at least. It had a few fun moments, but this was not an enjoyable Marvel film.
Foe - Weird movie with two fine actors - Saoirse Ronan and Paul Mescal. A stranger shows up at the door of a couple and gives them an offer they literally can't refuse. It's about relationships, but it just gets too vague and confusing.
Fool's Paradise - Great cast, a few laughs, but not nearly enough to make it entertaining. Kate Beckinsale looks fabulous as usual, though.
Golda - Helen Mirren is great as former Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir, but the movie is not super interesting as a history piece.
The Good Mother - Hillary Swank plays a mother dealing with the death of a her son. She figures out her other son - a cop - could have been part of why he was killed. It's not clear enough what is going on.
Happy Ending - A couple going through sexual issues decide to have a threesome with a spirited woman and it causes more problems. The characters are less interesting than the premise.
Haunted Mansion - Harmless Disney movie with a really good cast as a dream team tries to fix a ghost problem at Rosario Dawson's home.
House Party - Remix of the 90s classic is likable enough, but not particularly funny. It's cool they messed up LeBron's house, though.
Hypnotic - Mind-bending, somewhat confusing, story about a a rogue government agent using hypnotics to commit crimes. Ben Affleck is in the lead role with a twist.
Inside - Willem DaFoe's virtual one-man show as an art thief who gets locked into his victim's apartment and cannot get out. DaFoe is great, but it never really makes you care.
Kandahar - Recycled story line with Gerard Butler on the run, this time with the Middle East as a background.
Knights of the Zodiac - A passable fantasy adventure for a young man who tries to protect Athena while attempting to find his lost sister.
Lewis Capaldi: How I'm Feeling Now - Documentary about the Scottish artist was not as good as his songs.
Maestro - Terrific acting and well-shot movie based on the life of composer Leonard Bernstein. It was kind of flat to me. There was nothing really compelling about it and Bradley Cooper overacts a bit.
Marlowe - Liam Neeson's 100th film is an old style mystery with some beautiful women, led by Diane Kruger, but not a lot of spark.
The Marsh King's Daughter - Your basic abduction film where the bad guy doesn't go away. Good to se Daisy Ridley, though.
The Marvels - Not the worst Marvel ever (umm, Morbius), but it is a confusing mess that is hard to focus in on despite likable characters individually.
Mercy - An Irish mob invades a hospital to find a colleague and a former Army doctor (Leah Gibson) goes Diehard to try and stop them. Would like to see Gibson in something better.
Mobland - The only reason for this movie might have been to put a cowboy hat on John Travolta, but the story of a botched robbery had a little value by the end.
Money Shot: The Pornhub Story - Documentary that tells a story you might not know, but wasn't as interesting as expected.
The Mother - Jennifer Lopez is an assassin trying to protect her daughter that she left due to circumstances many years earlier.
Murder Mystery 2 - Better than the original and a little more fun, but not by much. Melanie Laurent always makes things look better.
Narvik - Interesting account of the first lost battle by Hitler's German Army in the small Norwegian town. Kristine Hartgren is outstanding as the lead character.
NoWhere - A woman and her baby try to survive in a cargo compartment that has fallen off a ship on its way to Ireland. She and her husband attempted to escape Spain, but got separated. Far fetched.
The Nun II - A demon is on the loose in Europe and two nuns go out to try and stop her. It's not good, but I guess people who like these types of movies will find something in it.
Old Dads - Bill Burr stars as an older father, who goes through some things along with his two friends with young wives or girlfriends. It's potential was not realized.
On a Wing and a Prayer - Dennis Quaid and Heather Graham in a predictable airplane drama, but it was harmless enough.
Ordinary Men - Documentary about the German soldiers that carried out Nazi scum orders during the Holocaust. Hard to follow.
Paint - Owen Wilson plays a popular local artist with a TV show whose world changes when a more talented young artist arrives. It's predictable and mildly entertaining.
Paradise - In a futuristic society, years of life are sold. A connected man tries to save his wife, who has lost 40 years because she put it up as collateral and lost it.
The Pod Generation - Emilia Clarke stars in a futuristic film about a society where rich couples can have their babies developed in a pod outside the womb. The story had potential, but is ultimately a little flat.
Rare Objects - The story of a woman trying to put her life together after sexual trauma. Katie Holmes plays her rich friend, who ends up having worse problems. Script is not very good.
R.M.N. - A story of awful ethnic tensions in a small Transylvanian mountain town when a local business brings in workers from Southeast Asia.
Rock Hudson: All That Heaven Allowed - Somewhat interesting documentary about the great actor, who somehow hid his gay lifestyle.
The Royal Hotel - Two young Canadian women travel to Australia to get away, and take a job as bartenders in a remote location. Julia Garner should have passed on this mess.
Shazam: Fury of the Gods - The follow up to Shazam! finds the lead hero working with his adoptive family against very evil creatures. It's not as good as the original.
Sharper - Circular thriller about con men battling each other with a rather surprising ending, but it doesn't quite become compelling enough to me.
Sick of Myself - Norwegian film about a pretty young woman who is so depressed about her life that she takes a drug that makes her sick and gets her noticed. Poor film about bad people, but unique.
Simulant - AI revolution film on Hulu did not get very compelling. Always nice to see Jordana Brewster, though.
Skinamarink - Unique and inventive horror story that ultimately is way too vague to be scary and compelling in my opinion. You can't really see anything, but that was the plan.
Somebody I Used To Know - Your basic made for TV drama, but Allison Brie lights up the screen to make it watchable.
Spinning Gold - Biopic about Neil Bogart and the rise and fall of Casablanca Records. Kiss and Donna Summer are prominent. It's just not real compelling or unique.
To Catch a Killer - Shailene Woodley plays a young cop who investigates a unique mass murder, which leads her to dangerous situations. Love Shailene, but it's not a good film.
Transformers: The Age of Beasts - Another chapter in the series of movies with Anthony Romano (In the Heights) taking the lead.
True Spirit - Based on a true story of 16-year-old Jessica Watson, who attempts to circumvent the globe in a sailboat. It was fine, but didn't grab me.
The Tutor - Strange thriller about an everyday tutor with a beautiful girlfriend (Victoria Justice), who is pulled into a drama that reveals an ugly secret about his past.
Vindicta - Your basic serial killer drama, but it has a twist that keeps it out of the bottom. Elena Kampouris absolutely lights up the screen as a young hero, too.
When You Finish Saving the World - Juliane Moore stars as an flawed mother trying to communicate with her awkward, coming-of-age son. It's basically about loading your expectations on others - a decent concept, but it just doesn't click completely.
Wish - Disney film with rehashed ideas about a mean king keeping wishes from his subjects to remain in power.
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar - Short Wes Anderson film about a man who could see without using his eyes. Good cast, a few laughs, nothing more.
You People - Eddie Murphy, Jonah Hill and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss in a multi-cultural rom-com that has a nice ending.
Your Place or Mine - Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher in a mild rom-com for netflix that gets a little better as time goes on.
97 minutes - Your basic highjacked airplane action thriller, with a bit of a twist near the end and a pretty blonde (MyAnna Buring) landing the thing.
Barely Passable (Very, very few redeemable things)
AKA - An agent on an undercover mission, with some crooked bosses, helps the son and daughter of a man he is investigating.
Aporia - A confusing, uninspiring time travel story as a wife (Judy Greer) tries to change history and bring back her husband.
Asterix & Obelix: The Middle Kingdom - Silly medieval comedy about two old friends who try to help a princess in China.
Baby Ruby - A woman deals with Post-Partum Depression. Kit Harrington (Jon Snow) is the baby daddy in this well-acted, but weird, confusing film.
Black Book - Nigerian crime drama with a minister trying to avenge the murder of his son by his former ruthless boss.
Blood & Gold - A young Jewish woman saves a deserting German soldier as Nazis try to find hidden gold in the area.
The Boogeyman - Your basic scare-em up film with a little family and school drama as a neat backdrop. Nothing new.
Cobweb - A young boy tries to investigate the knocking sounds inside the walls of his house, which unveils a sinister secret kept by his evil parents.
Good Burger 2 - A little slapstick goofiness aside, the Kenan Thompson comedy is not really worth the time it takes to watch it.
Insidious: The Red Door: Another in the series. Didn't see the others, but I'm sure they are all the same - bad demon, a past that keeps coming back. It has enough depth to stay out of the bottom.
The Last Kingdom: Seven Kings Must Die - You kind of needed to see the Last Kingdom TV series. The epic drama didn't move me.
The Lesson - Weird movie about a tutor who is hired by a rich family to work with their son. It was not compelling or unique at all.
Locked In - Didn't like this crime, mystery drama about some really bad people much at all. The only thing that made it watchable for a few moments is that Rose Williams is pretty.
Luther: The Fallen Sun - Idris Alba is a damaged cop going after a serial killer. Storyline is just not good enough.
The Machine - A few laughs from comedian Bert Kreischer and Mark Hamill, but not many in this Russian mafia story.
Mafia Mamma - Toni Collette quickly moves from a regular woman to a mafia princess when she visits Italy for her grandfather's funeral. It's a mess.
Miranda's Victim - Based on a true story about the things a rape victim went through after her attack. Just a shabbily-done film about a serious subject.
Moving On - Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda fumble through a poor script which centers around two old friends attending a third's funeral.
My Happy Ending - Love seeing Andie McDowell again, but the movie about a popular actress at a cancer hospital does not have much to it. In fact, it was annoyingly bad.
Of An Age - A disjointed gay love story. The characters aren't particularly believable.
The Old Way - Nic Cage in a substandard Western, but it had a few ok moments. Little Ryan Kiera Armstrong is cute in her role.
The Out-Laws - Criminal in-laws Ellen Barkin and Pierce Brosnan visit their daughter and her husband for the first time and there are few laughs.
The Pope's Exorcist - Russell Crowe's depiction of a different kind of exorcist saves this film from the bottom list.
The Retirement Plan - This is a real mess of a movie with Nic Cage as a former government assassin coming back to help his family survive against evil forces. The premise was good, but the execution was downright terrible.
The Ritual Killer - A serial killer is on the loose and Dr. Mackles (Morgan Freeman) tries to help the police. He doesn't really do it.
River Wild - Estranged brother and sister go on a rafting trip with a nasty guy and - surprise - bad things end up happening.
Run Rabbit Run - A fertility doctor must confront an ugly incident in her past when her daughter suddenly reminds her of it and unloosens a screw in her head.
Shotgun Wedding - Josh Duhamel and J-Lo in a disjointed wedding caper with a lot of violence and very little humor.
Supercell - Storm chaser story with Alec Baldwin and Anne Heche isn't particularly good, but is not next level awful.
Transfusion - An Iraq veteran battles PTSD and taking care of his son, who survived a crash that killed a wife and unborn child.
Dishonorable Mention : The Civil Dead (lack of humor in a ghost story), The Devil Conspiracy (mindless devil action), Gold Brick (Didn't get it), Jungle (Korean Sci-Fi story about AIs that was sort of hard to follow), Noise (Netflix film about a young couple that moves into a family house before finding out a deep dark secret),.
WORST 10 of the Year
10. Enys Men - Beautifully shot movie about nothing. I kept waiting for something to happen.
9. Maggie Moore(s) - Dumb murder/caper movie with a good cast, including Tina Fey and Jon Hamm. Hard to believe it could be this bad.
8. The Price We Pay - Awful crime drama with really, really bad people. Attractive Gigi Zumbado saves it from being in the top five.
7. Children of the Corn - Sinister kids in Iowa take over a town and try to kill all the elders. Heck, it could happen. I guess this film was re-issued. Didn't know. But it was in theaters in 2023.
6. Consecration - Another one of those religious horror films. This one was especially baffling. Even Jena Malone looking cute as ever couldn't help.
5. Magic Mike's Last Dance - Oh man, could not stay with this one. I mean, you get $60,000 to dance for Salma Hayek? Free from me. Sorry.
4. The Strays - Two young African-American kids come back to terrorize their mother, who abandoned them years earlier to take on a new identity as a white person. Yes, really.
3. Evil Dead Rise - Don't understand the use for movies like this, but they keep making them and banking money, so I guess that's why. I tried, but I really couldn't even follow this one.
2. Nefarious - Laughable two-man show on death row. It was ultimately a God squad film. Who knew?
1. Sweetwater - A horribly-done depiction of Nat "Sweetwater" Clifton as he became the first black man to sign a contract in the NBA. The film is an embarrassment to basketball.
