Tuesday, September 26, 2023

The Best Albums In My Collection

 

By Mark Pukalo


I still remember that wonderful Christmas morning when Santa Claus left me my first two albums under the tree.

It must have been 1971. I got Gilbert O’Sullivan’s “Himself.” Nice job Santa. Under-rated artist. The other? Umm, a Donny Osmond album. Oh well. I was 8.

I had a bunch of 45s before then, but I started to rock a bit more as time went on and the album was the way to go. When I was 12, I remember Santa left me “Toys in the Attic” by Aerosmith. Soon after, I started to add to my collection. A few years later, I had “2112” by Rush. It blew my mind.

Albums can be like novels. Some are just filled with great songs, poetry and stories. Others have a beginning and an end, a concept. The best of them flow easily and keep you from reaching down to skip a track or two. They are art on vinyl, and some album covers will be remembered forever.

Those days are kind of gone, although it is nice to see classic albums coming back on vinyl. I walk by them every day at work. Something new catches my eye every day.

Yes, they are called CDs now. I can’t remember the last one I bought that wasn’t second hand. I decided to organize my CD collection earlier this year and began listening to each one from A-Z.

At one point, I wondered where certain CDs were. I don’t have “Damn the Torpedoes” by Tom Petty? I don’t have "Born in the USA," "The Grand Illusion” by Styx or “The Cars?”

The Best 25 I used to own?

25. The Long Run (The Eagles), 24. 4 (Foreigner), 23. Who's Next (The Who), 22. In Through the Out Door (Led Zeppelin), 21. Freedom of Choice (Devo)

20. Listen Without Prejudice (George Michael), 19. Legend (Poco), 18. Speaking in Tongues (The Talking Heads), 17. Synchronicity (The Police), 16. Nevermind (Nirvana), 15. Heart Like a Wheel (Linda Ronstadt), 14. Venus and Mars (Paul McCartney), 13. Moving Pictures (Rush), 12. Control (Janet Jackson), 11. Van Halen

10. Running On Empty (Jackson Browne), 9 Harvest Moon (Neil Young), 8. Goodbye Jumbo (World Party), 7. The Grand Illusion (Styx), 6. Rumours (Fleetwood Mac), 5. Born in the USA (Bruce Springsteen), 4. Aja (Steely Dan), 3. Damn the Torpedoes (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers) 2. Thriller (Michael Jackson), 1. The Cars.

Others. Heartbeat City and Shake it Up (The Cars), OK Computer (Radiohead), Outlandos d’Amour (The Police), News of the World and Night at the Opera (Queen), Building the Perfect Beast (Don Henley), After the Gold Rush (Neil Young), Back in Black (AC/DC), Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (Elton John), Purple Rain (Prince), London Calling (The Clash), 1984 (Van Halen), Songs in the Key of Life (Stevie Wonder), Let's Dance (David Bowie), Crimes of Passion (Pat Benatar), Foreigner, Head Games (Foreigner), Escape (Journey). Only Everything (Juliana Hatfield), Brothers in Arms (Dire Straits), Undercover (Rolling Stones), The Who By Numbers (The Who).

Of course, I have all the important songs from those works of art on my itunes and on backup CDs. You wish now that you still had the originals, like all those old baseball cards you got rid of. But it is what it is.

So as I was going through the CDs I have, I started making a list of the best of them. You know I love my lists.

Here’s the list of Honorable Mentions:

Eve - Alan Parsons Project; Magical Mystery Tour - The Beatles; For Everyman - Jackson Browne; Armed Forces - Elvis Costello; Recovering the Satellites, Underwater Sunshine - The Counting Crows; Deju Vu - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young; Intriguer - Crowded House; Tuesday Night Music Club - Sheryl Crow; Sonic Highways - Foo Fighters; No Fun Aloud - Glen Frey; The Sound of White - Missy Higgins; Night and Day - Joe Jackson; 52nd Street - Billy Joel; Hot Fuss - The Killers, Led Zeppelin II - Led Zeppelin; Charmer, Aimee Mann; Fumbling Toward Ecstasy - Sarah McLachlan; Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd; MP4 - Michael Penn; Whitechocolatespaceegg, Somebody’s Miracle - Liz Phair; Out of Time, R.E.M,; Grace Under Pressure - Rush, The Rising, Letter to You - Bruce Springsteen, The Unforgettable Fire - U2, Into the Wild - Eddie Vedder; Common Thread - Various Artists; Analog Man - Joe Walsh, Tommy - The Who.

I learned, especially in my top albums that I am listening to again, it was important to have a catchy first track. It doesn’t have to be the best song on the album, but it has to pump you up. “One More Time” by Joe Jackson on “Look Sharp” is a perfect example. It doesn't hurt to have a nice ending, too. Think "Wake Up Time" on Petty's "Wildflowers."

I did not include Greatest Hits albums or soundtracks, of course. There is one live CD. That one has to be on the list.

Yeah, Donny Osmond. LOL.

Put the needle down. Let’s Go.


No. 40. - Hello, I Must Be Going! - Phil Collins

Collins' second solo album starts out with that drum beat. No, not the one Mike Tyson loves, but the pounding on "I Don't Care Anymore," as he defiantly begins this well-constructed album. The horns come in next on the catchy "I Can't Believe It's True," and the guitars are more prominent in "Like China." Surprisingly, the real jewel is Phil's take on The Supremes' classic "You Can't Hurry Love." Then, there are the two beautiful ballads: "Don't Let Him Steal Your Heart Away," and "Why Can't it Wait Till Morning." It's just an easy listen from a fantastic artist.


No. 39 - Hourglass - James Taylor


Taylor's first album in six years won a Grammy (1998) and was his first to reach the top 10 in 16 years. The lyrics spoke of his troubled past, and family. He used Richard Nixon's resignation to shadow how he felt to open the album on "Line' Em Up." "Nobody knows me, Nobody understands." That seems strange, but he later sings "At that time my heart was all broke. I looked like ashes and smelled like smoke. And I turned away from my loving kind." The album is a mix of catchy numbers like "Jump Up Behind Me," "Walking My Baby Back Home," singalongs like "Boatman" and songs that showcase one of the best voices in music history like "Up From Your Life" and "Another Day." There's no one like JT.


No. 38 - Asking For Flowers - Kathleen Edwards


Ottawa native Kathleen Edwards' third studio album track list was described this way by the Canadian Press in 2008: "Unlike your average floral arrangement, there's not a dud in the bunch." It starts with her voice in the sleepy "Buffalo," and hard-driving "The Cheapest Key," which she performed beautifully on Letterman. Then the best two songs on the album - the title track and "I Make the Dough, You Get the Glory," in which she sings "You're cool and cred like Fogarty, I'm Elvis Presley in the 70s, You're Chateau Neuf, I'm Yellow Label, You're the buffet, I'm just the table, I'm a Ford Temple, You're a Maserati, You're the Great One, I'm Marty McSorley, You're the Concord, I'm economy. ... I make the dough, you get the glory." In between is a very sad song "Alicia Ross" about the murder of a young woman by a neighbor in Steven Stamkos' home town of Markham, Ontario. The album ends with the beautiful, haunting "Goodnight California," It is a great listen.


No. 37 - Harvest - Neil Young


Harvest Moon is my favorite Neil album, but I don't currently own it. I do have this one, though, and the 1972 classic belongs in the top 40. "Heart of Gold" and "Old Man" highlight the album of course, but "Out on the Weekend," is a great opener as well and the singalong title track follows. Linda Ronstadt and James Taylor sing background along with his old buddies Crosby, Stills & Nash. The London Symphony Orchestra plays on two songs as well. The second to last song is the iconic "The Needle and the Damage Done." It's just an old album that stands the test of time.


No. 36 - On a Clear Night - Missy Higgins

First saw Missy at the Live Earth concert in Australia on a VHS tape and later went to see her perform four times, including a four-song set from this album on the 10th floor of a Borders in the Chinatown section of Boston during the winter of 2007-08. This is her best work in my opinion, because it is more acoustic than others. You might have heard track one "Where I Stood" on "Grey's Anatomy" and two songs later she sings of taking control of your own life in the spirited "Steer." 

"So hold this feeling like a newborn

Of freedom surging through your veins

You have opened up a new door

So bring on the wind, the fire and the rain."

The soulful, sly "Secret" about an affair and "The Wrong Girl" are also beautifully written songs. "Peachy" makes you bounce, "Going North" might be the best singalong tune on the album and the closer is "Forgive Me," about a man pleading with his wife for forgiveness - for as she once said - "being naughty." It's a great listen from start to finish.

No. 35 - Pet Sounds - The Beach Boys

Brian Wilson composed this ground-breaking concept album in the first half of 1966 when he had decided not to tour with the band. The meticulous work be did on the songs was displayed in the movie "Love & Mercy" as he tried to create something different and more progressive. Through his marijuana use and a spiritual enlightenment, he produced the best two Beach Boys songs in my opinion - "Wouldn't It Be Nice," and "God Only Knows." "Caroline, No." is not far behind and ends the melodic, personal and emotional album. 

No. 34 - Desperado - The Eagles

The second studio album from the Eagles was recorded in London and produced by Glyn Johns, who had also worked with the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Who and the Rolling Stones. Glen Frey came up with the idea of a semi-concept album about anti-heroes after seeing friend Jackson Browne's book "Wild West" on gunfighters. Browne, J.D. Souther and the band are pictured as captured gunslingers on the back of the album. 

"Doolin Dalton" about the Doolin-Dalton gang opens the album and two of the group's best songs "Tequila Sunrise" and "Desperado" end side one. Randy Meisner sings "Certain Kind of Fool" nicely to open side two, and the beautiful "Saturday Night," and the vastly-under-rated "Outlaw Man" follow.

"In one hand I've a Bible, in the other I've got a gun.

Well, don't you know me? I'm the man who won."

Ultimately the album did not sell as good as their debut and the band was not pleased with some of Johns' work. But it is filled with great songs and is the third best album from my favorite band.

No. 33 - Way to Normal - Ben Folds

A fellow blogspot writer described the North Carolina native as sort of a "poet of middle-class suburban life." His lyrics can be satirical, sharp and tender. I saw him at UConn after this album came out in 2008 and he did all the songs, followed by a fake version of each with totally different lyrics - most on the piano. It was one of my favorite shows. Comedy and good music. There are some humorous lyrics throughout, especially on "The Frown Song," (rock on, rock on, with your fashionable frown, rock on, rock on, spread the love around), the slower "Cologne." and "Effington," which starts "If there's a God, he is laughing at us. ... And our football team." But nothing is as sharp as the break-up song of all break-up songs "The Bitch Went Nuts."

"She photoshopped my face (shopped my face)

Onto every boy who'd done her wrong

And as she burned, them, telepathically

On to the brains of all her, embittered drones."

Sing it with me! LOL. However, the album ends with a more tender song on the piano named "Kylie from Connecticut" about a wife of 35 years thinking about an old note she saw at the office for her husband from some chick in the Nutmeg State. "She says you've got the number." It's a fun album.

No. 32 - Let it Be - The Beatles

The 12th and final studio album by the Fab Four was fraught with trouble from the start and came out a month after the group's official breakup in May of 1970. Paul McCartney had hoped that filming a documentary along with putting the album together would invigorate the band, but it was all coming apart. That doesn't mean the final product wasn't terrific with "Two of Us," "Across the Universe," and "Let it Be" on side one. 

"When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom, let it be.

And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom, let it be."

The under-rated "I've Got a Feeling," and the beauty of "The Long and Winding Road," highlight side two while the first single "Get Back," is the final song in the Beatles studio trilogy. I own four studio albums by the Fab Four and three made the top 40.

No. 31 - Whatever - Aimee Mann

If you don't know it already, Aimee is one of my favorite artists and favorite people in the world. You'll see her two more times on the list. She is an amazing songwriter who deserves to be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Her first solo album was well reviewed and showcases her intelligent and honest lyrics. It starts with the hard-rocking "I Should Have Known" and slows down a bit with the sad and beautiful "4th of July," in which she sings. ...

"Today's the fourth of July, another June has gone by

And when they light up our town, I just think what a waste of gunpowder and sky.

I'm certain I am alone, in harboring thoughts of our home

It's one of my faults that I can't quell my past

I ought to have gotten it gone."

"Could Have Been Anyone," "Say Anything," and "Stupid Thing" are great tunes among others and she ends with kind of a Vaudeville number "Way Back When." In all, it's a diverse set of well-written tunes very easy to listen to.


No. 30 - Battle Studies - John Mayer

Liked a few of Mayer's songs before I purchased this CD in 2009, but became much more of a fan with one listen of these 11 songs. It is diverse, well-written and is a perfect mix of his voice and guitar skills. The melodic "Heartbreak Warfare" gets you started beautifully and two songs later the great Taylor Swift joins for "Half of My Heart." The first single "Who Says" comes next, in which he sings. ...

"Who says I can't be free

From all the things that I used to be

Rewrite my history

Who says I cant be free."

The catchy sing-a-long "Perfectly Lonely" keeps it going before "War of My Life" and - in my opinion - the best song on album "Edge of Desire." The CD ends with another song to sing in your car "Friends, Lovers or Nothing." Some albums just catch you right. This is an example.

No. 29 - Souvenirs - Dan Fogelberg

I vividly remember the first time I heard this album. It was upstairs at my uncle John's house in Webster, Mass. - probably in late 1974 or early 75. My cousin Joe from Ohio was staying there while he went to Nichols College in Dudley and had the vinyl spinning on a record player or turntable. I instantly enjoyed the easy-listening album, which was produced by the great Joe Walsh and had backing vocals from Glen Frey, Don Henley, Randy Meisner and Graham Nash. Walsh also played on 10 of the 11 tunes.

It opens with the lone single "Part of the Plan," which is one of my top 100 songs of all time.

"Love when you can, cry when you have to

Be who you must, that's a part of the plan

Await your arrival, with simple survival

and one day, we'll all under-stand."

The next four are all slower tunes that showcase the Peoria native's strong voice, highlighted by "Illinois" - I'm your boy - and "The Long Way." He turns it up a bit with the rocking "As the Raven Flies," and follows with the banjo prominent "Morning Sky." The songs hold up, almost 50 years later.

No. 28 - The Wall - Pink Floyd

Bought this album on my high school basketball team's trip to see Ralph Sampson win the 1980 NIT in New York City. I could not stop listening to both the great songs and the strange ones. The album is a rock opera centering around a "jaded" rock star, who isolates himself and forms "a wall." It came out of Roger Waters' twisted brain, but in a lot of ways it was genius. The first song anyone probably heard was "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2," but "Mother" was also on side one and the weird but under-rated "One of My Turns," highlights side two. Side three opens and ends with heavyweight songs. "Hey You" starts it and the classic "Comfortably Numb" brings it to a close as David Gilmour sings. ..

"There is no pain, you are receding

A distant ship, smoke on the horizon

You are only coming through in waves

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying."

"Run Like Hell" is the best effort on the final side. The album was later adapted to a feature film that I never got around to seeing. Song for song, it may not be as good as others, but the historical significance of this concept album and the two gigantic songs (Brick and Numb) makes it special.

No. 27 - Rites of Passage - The Indigo Girls

Just throw this album on and let it grow on you, like, well, a "Cedar Tree." I saw Amy Ray and Emily Saliers perform a great show at what now is the Connecticut Tennis Center Stadium in New Haven some time after this album came out in 1992. It starts simply with 'Three Hits" and quickly ramps up with the catchy "Galileo" before they sing about love lost in "Ghost." But the best trio of songs are in the middle with inventive efforts like "Jonas and Ezekial" and "Romeo and Juliet" sandwiching the beautiful "Love will come to you."

"I say love will come to you

Hoping just because I spoke the words that they're true

As if I offered up a crystal ball to look through

Where there's now one, there will be two."

There's more with easy-listening "Airplane," "Nashville" and "Let it be Me," before the Cedar Tree is built. "The best we ever had."

No. 26 Get Your Wings - Aerosmith

I was just getting into album rock in the mid 70s and the first one I acquired from this Boston group was "Toys in the Attic" in 1975, but I went back and found a better one from the previous year. Reportedly the group wasn't pleased with their 1973 debut album "Aerosmith" and went to work on the second with a new producer (Jack Douglas). The songs largely came out of the band's work in an apartment on Beacon Street in Brookline, Mass. It starts with the sing-a-long "Same Old Song and Dance," the borderline inappropriate, rocking "Pandora's Box" and the Steven Tyler ballad "Seasons of Wither."  The pulsating "Train Kept Rollin'" keeps it going, but the final two songs may be the best with "Spaced" and "Lord of Your Thighs." 

"Spaced without a trace.

Waitin' for the word to arrive.

I'm the last man .. to ... survive."

I think it's Steven and Joe Perry's best effort.

No. 25 - Together Alone - Crowded House

Bob D'Aprile introduced me to this band from Australia and New Zealand in the late 1980s and I liked a lot of the songs on their first three albums. But the fourth in 1993 cemented my fandom with its Beatles-like sound, Neil Finn's top-flight voice and the catchy lyrics. It's opener "Kare Kare" gets the album off to a strong start and the rocking "In My Command" keeps it going with lead guitarist Nick Seymour taking a key role. Every song is good, but the album hits its peak on tracks six, seven, eight and 10. "Pineapple Head" is just a fun tune all around, "Locked Out" might be the most recognizable song from the album and "Private Universe" is just a beautiful piece of music. But my favorite is "Distant Sun"  where Neil sings....

"And I'm lying on the table, washed out in a flood

Like a Christian feeling vengeance from above

I don't pretend to know what you want

But I offer love."

I saw the group at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater probably in late 2010 or early 2011, and they remain in my top 10 bands. They should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

No. 24 - Life's Too Short - Marshall Crenshaw

Heard this album for the first time in a car with Dan Gerstein on our way to Boston for a Red Sox game, and it grabbed me immediately. It was picked by Spin Magazine as one of the 30 most overlooked albums of 1991 with its hooks and "literate guitar pop." Crenshaw played John Lennon in Beatlemania before releasing 10 studio albums. This was No. 5. The first track "Better Back Off" is about a private conversation where one person is depressed and hating himself/herself while the other retorts "You're talking about someone I love." The catchy "Don't Disappear Now" follows, but No. 3 is one of my favorite non-singles of all time - "Fantastic Planet of Love," where the Michigan native sings. ...

"Come over and I'll be satisfied

It's only when I'm by your side

That I, ever dream of. ...

A fantastic planet of love."

 So good. "Walkin' Around" is a really fun tune and "Starting Tomorrow" slows it down into the rocking "Everything's the Truth" - co-written by Jules Shear. It all ends with a hopeful goodbye song "Somewhere Down the Line."

"These blues will fade away, and I believe it's safe to say

"I'll still be yours, you'll still be mine

Somewhere down the line."

All 10 songs could be someone's favorite.

No. 23 - August And Everything After - Counting Crows

The debut album by the San Francisco band just flows so easily through 11 songs. Lead singer Adam Duritz either wrote or co-wrote all the tracks on this very well-reviewed piece of work. It opens with the best tune in my opinion - "Round Here" - which is best described as a look back on all the things we were told as kids that do not help us now.

"Maria came from Nashville with a suitcase in her hand

She said she'd like to meet a boy who looked like Elvis

And she walks along the edge, of where the ocean meets the land

Just like she's walking. ... on a wire. ... in the circus."

That's just some of the great lyrics in that masterpiece. The catchy "Omaha" comes next, followed by the biggest hit "Mr. Jones," which examines the desires of artists looking forward to what fame could bring them. Track six "Time and Time Again" is a nice sing-along tune before the rocking "Rain King" and smooth "Sullivan Street." It all ends with "A Murder of One" about the difficulty of life and relationships after having so many possibilities as a child. It's a terrific album.

No. 22 - The White Album - The Beatles

The album is technically called "The Beatles," but it is almost always called The White Album because of its cover art. It was the ninth studio album by the Fab Four and the only double, with 30 songs in all, that came out in 1968. A majority of the tunes were written while the band was at a Transcendental Meditation course in India and the sessions were the start of the eventual breakup with many disputes. Some critics bashed the album, but you can't discount the depth of great songs that came out of it. Side One is probably the best, starting with "Back in the USSR," where Paul McCartney sings. ..

"The Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind.

And Moscow girls make me sing and shout,

That Georgia's always on my, my, my, my ... mind."

Beatles music was banned in Russia, but bootleg versions were very popular there. "Dear Prudence" and "Ob-La-Di-Ob-La-Da" are sneaky good songs. But George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps," is the best with Eric Clapton sitting in.

Side Two is highlighted by McCartney's beautiful "Blackbird" while "Birthday," Mother Nature's Son" and "Helter Skelter" are on Side three. "Revolution 1" leads Side four. A faster, better version of the tune came out as a single later.  It's all just an iconic work of art.

No. 21 - Honky Chateau - Elton John

The first in the string of seven No. 1 albums by the great Reginald Dwight was released in 1972 and has a sort of jazzy, soulful, rock combination with Bernie Taupin's snappy lyrics. It was named after the 18th century chateau where it was recorded - "chateau d'Herouville." One of the two singles and the title track leads off with a sound that reminds of Dr. John. "Mellow" and "Susie" have a soulful feel before side one ends with the classic "Rocket Man."

"And I think it's gonna be a long, long time

'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find

I'm not the man they think I am at home."

Three songs later "Amy" is a tune that grows on you, but "Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters," is a masterpiece. It sounded so perfect in my all-time favorite movie "Almost Famous."

"While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters, sons of bankers, sons of lawyers

Turn around and say good morning to the night

For unless they see the sky, but they can't and that is why

They know not if it's dark outside or light."

"Hercules" was supposed to be the third single, but instead, it rocks as the finale on an album that stands the test of time.


No. 20 - Taking the Long Way - Dixie Chicks

The first album in four years by the country-western threesome grew out of the controversy over lead singer Natalie Maines' comments made at the Bush Theatre in London during the Iraq War in 2003. What she actually said - with anti-war protests going on outside - was: 

"Just so you know, we're on the good side with y'all. We do not want this war, this violence, and we're ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas."

Then, they played "Travelin' Soldier."

Sarah Palin made much worse comments about Barack Obama overseas a few years later, but nothing happened. The Dixie Chicks faced death threats, corporate backlash, lost fans and radio airplay, among other undo pressures.

The trio went to work with superstar producer Rick Rubin to put together a Grammy-winning album, featuring several songs that depicted their suffering. The process was filmed for a great movie called "Shut Up and Sing."

"The Long Way Around" opens the album with aplomb, speaking about not taking the easy road, but track 3 "Not Ready to Make Nice" is the big political statement where Natalie painfully sings.

"And how in the world can the words that I said

Send somebody so over the edge

That they write me a letter, saying that I better

Shut up and sing or my life will be over?!"

There are also the patented Chicks' beautiful harmonies on "Everybody Knows" and "Baby Hold On," a collaboration with Sheryl Crow on "Favorite Year," and Crowded House's Neil Finn co-writing the tremendous "Silent House." "Lubbock or Leave it" is a rocking tune about Maines' home town and the finale "I Hope" is like a church chorus. It is a historic album in many ways.

No. 19 - I'm With Stupid - Aimee Mann


The sarcastically funny title makes it worthy right away, but the Virginia native who started a music career in Boston filled her second studio album with several great songs. From what I hear, she was also a very friendly cashier at a music store near Northeastern.


"Long Shot" starts it with a bang, "Amateur" is a beautiful ballad, "All Over Now" speaks of a failed relationship, "That's Just What You Are" was first heard on Melrose Place and perhaps the best of them all closes it out - "It's Not Safe." In that track, she starts boldly with. words that resonate today ...

"All you want to do is something good

So get ready to be ridiculed and misunderstood

'Cause don't you know that you're a fucking freak in this world

In which everybody's willing to chose swine over pearls.

And maybe everything is all for nothing

Still you'd better keep it to yourself

'Cause God knows it's not not safe with anybody else."


There is also the witty "You're With Stupid Now" and "Frankenstein." There's a little more punch in this album than her first at No. 31.


No. 18 - All That You Can't Leave Behind - U2

Following the band's experimental phase, they got back to what made them special with this album in 2000. The Irish group's 10th studio album won seven Grammy Awards, taking Record of the Year in both 2001 (Beautiful Day) and 2002 (Walk On). The 11 songs are still diverse, but they work together nicely. 

"Beautiful Day" is the definition of a powerful stadium song, "Stuck in the Moment You Can't Get Out Of," slows it down, "Elevation" lifts it up and the masterpiece "Walk On" is the high point.  In Walk on, Bono sings. ..

"You're packing a suitcase for a place none of us has been

A place that has to be believed to be seen

You could have flown away, a singing bird in an open cage

Who will only fly, only fly for freedom."

The song was written about imprisoned Burmese academic Aung San Suu Kyi, who fought for democracy in her country. It is probably one of my favorite 25 songs of all time.

"In A Little While" and "Wild Honey" are great little tunes, and "Peace on Earth" is a cry for help. If the last few songs were better, this album would be higher on the list. But it is still a standout work.

No. 17 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles

The Fab Four's eighth studio album was groundbreaking in so many ways, with the way it sounded, the imagery and the way it was illustrated and packaged in 1967. The songs were not too bad, either.

I don't own "Rubber Soul," "Revolver" or "Abbey Road," so this is No. 1 among my Beatles CDs. Sgt Pepper's is noted as a key work that pushed the industry into a concept album era. The title track concept with Billy Shears leads right into "With a little help from my friends." and John Lennon says that "Lucy in the sky with Diamonds" was about a picture his son Julian drew - not LSD.

"Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes."

"Getting Better" is an under-rated song on Side One. Side Two has some fun with "Lovely Rita" meter maid and "When I'm sixty-four," which I can still sing for a few more years at least. It all ends with the favorite Beatles song of many critics - "A Day in the Life." It's epic. Go on Youtube and watch Paul McCartney and Bono open the Live 8 concert with Sgt Pepper's. It's special.

No. 16 - Tapestry - Carole King

The great writer showed off her under-rated voice for an amazing collection of songs that became one of the best selling albums of all time. It was released in 1971 and won four Grammys, including Album of the Year in 1972. 

James Taylor had urged King to sing her own songs and she included two that were already hits for other artists - "Will You Love Me Tomorrow" (The Shirelles) and "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" (Aretha Franklin). Later, Taylor recorded "You've Got a Friend" and it won Song of the Year.

"I Feel the Earth Move" gets it all going with the pounding piano, "So Far Away" slows it down a bit and "It's Too Late" might be my favorite. King wrote the music and Toni Stern added the lyrics about the sad end of a relationship, as Carole sang. ...

"Still I'm glad for what we had, and how I once loved you"

Every song is a good one  "You've Got a Friend" is one for the ages.

"When you're down, and troubled, and you need some lovin' care

And nothin', oh nothin' is going right

Close your eyes and think of me, and soon I will be there

To brighten up, even your darkest day."

Go on youtube and watch the Queen of Soul sing "Natural Woman" at the Kennedy Center honors, too. Special song, special writer, special singer.

No. 15 - On the Border - The Eagles

The band began recording their third studio album in London with producer Glyn Johns, but were not happy with how it sounded overall. They didn't like the stubborn producer's "echo" and the fact Johns did not feel they were a rock band. Glen Frey, especially, wanted the group to create more songs with a harder edge. So they hired Bill Szymczyk, who had produced Joe Walsh, and finished the album in Los Angeles. Guitarist Don Felder joined as the fifth member - playing on a few tracks, including the leadoff batter "Already Gone." 

Don Henley's golden voice shines on "You Never Cry Like a Lover," Randy Meisner takes over lead vocals on "Midnight Flyer" and Bernie Leadon on "My Man" - a tribute to Gram Parsons. The under-rated title track, about the Watergate scandal, ends side one.

Side two is one of my favorites. "James Dean," which Henley and Frey co-wrote with Jackson Browne and JD Souther ("you were too fast to live, too young to die, bye, bye"), leads off and is followed by the amazing "Ol' 55" - written by Tom Waits.

"Well, my time went so quickly. I went lickety splitly, out to my Ol' 55.

As I pulled away slowly, feeling so holy

God knows, I was feeling alive."

Two songs later, "Good Day in Hell," was written partially about the music business. I often sing it to myself when someone asks how my day is going at work.

"Oh well, it's been a good day in Hell. Tomorrow, I'll be glory bound."

The beautiful "Best of My Love" - one of two Johns' contributions to survive - was a No 1 hit and is the album's caboose. There is another Eagles album a little better overall, but this one may be more raw and fun.

No. 14 - Port of Morrow - The Shins

You're saying "The Shins? Who?" I first heard a song by the band from New Mexico through Natalie Portman's headphones in the movie "Garden State." That tune - "New Slang" - was on the group's debut album. I took a shot when I saw its fourth album - the band's first since 2007 - on the shelves in 2012, and it only took one listen to love it. Three band members had left the group, although two came back to play on some tracks of Morrow with several other new musicians and the lead singer/co-producer James Mercer. The Shins may not be for everyone if you are not thrilled with Mercer's unique voice. But the songs are all so catchy.

"The Rifle's Spiral" starts with a pounding beat and lyrics that have a political edge before the album's single "Simple Song" marches at you as Mercer's love ode to his wife. It was used beautifully by the CBC or Sportsnet on the first night of the NHL playoffs one year. "It's Only Life" is about trying to rescue a friend from depression and 'Bait and Switch" is a wonderfully written tune about a man pulled into a relationship with a woman who is beautiful, but nuts. Mercer sings. ..

"I'm just a simple man, cursed with an honest heart

Watch her go and tear it all apart."

"September" `is a ballad about how Mercer met his wife and "No Way Down," picks it up to finish an an amazing first six tracks. Tracks seven and eight are likable enough, but I was floored by No. 9 "40 Mark Strasse." Strasse is a route near Ramstein Air Base in Germany where Mercer lived. It's about a German boy infatuated with a young girl in his school who he finds out is a teenage prostitute overnight.

"You had to know I wanted, something from you then

Too young to know just what it was, something more than a friend."

Check out the full lyrics. It's terrific, just like the album.

No. 13 - Look Sharp! - Joe Jackson

Joe toured with a cabaret band to make money to record his debut album, which he said was heavily influenced by reggae music. The Englishman wanted a live band sound to this album and he got it with a bunch of likable tunes.

It all starts with a bang as "One More Time," opens with a hard guitar sound and makes you jump right away. A slightly slower "Sunday Papers" follows up nicely and then comes his first big hit - a single man's anthem - "Is She Really Goin' Out With Him?" Joe sarcastically sings ...

"But if looks could kill, there's a man there who's marked down as dead.

'Cause I've had my fill.

Listen you, take your hands from her head

I get so mean, around this scene."

Me, too, Joe! There's more sarcasm with "Happy Loving Couples" and then "Throw it Away" rocks. The title track is another keeper as Joe sings. ..

"Tell me that this world is no place for the weak

Then you can look me in the eye and tell me if you see a trace of fear."

You can say it's an angry album, but it is very melodic too with songs like "Fools in Love." The rocking "Instant Mash" follows. Jackson said afterward he would have liked to produce the album a bit more, but I like it the way it is - raw, righteous and fun.

No. 12 - Automatic for the People - REM

The group went to work on this album during the publicity tour for "Out Of Time," hoping to produce some songs with a tougher edge. It didn't quite work out that way in the end, but what the Athens, Georgia band produced was outstanding. It's an album that flows together with unique songs, primarily about mourning and loss. Lead singer Michael Stipe said it references the 80s, song by song. 

"Drive" leads off as an homage to David Essex's "Rock On." And after the catchy "Try Not To Breathe" and "The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite," you get "Everybody Hurts," which reminds of Nazareth's "Love Hurts." 

"Ignoreland" is a solid tune up second on Side two, but the final three songs are special. "Man on the Moon" is my favorite on the CD. Go see them perform it at Live 8 on youtube. Michel sings. ..

"If you believed they put a man on the moon

If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve

Then nothing is cool."

"Nightswimming" is a melodic song about "being trapped in a sweet memory" and "Find a River" is the perfect finale, basically saying the best is yet to come. R.E.M's best was right here, though.

No. 11 - Breakfast in America - Supertramp

Rick Davies and Roger Hodgson set out to produce a concept album for the group's sixth, but it all fell apart and they ended up just putting together 10 fun songs. Good thing. It ended up being a masterpiece and the English group won two Grammys in 1980. Rolling Stone called the sound "post Beatles, keyboard-centered English art rock" and that pretty much clocks it, but the harmonies and production are wonderful as well. The album cover is iconic but the group stresses that, although a lot of album is about life in the U.S., it is not satire.

The electric piano on "Gone Hollywood" gets side one off to a good start as the song tells the story of a man who moves to LA in quest of stardom, but struggles for a long time until breaking through. "The Logical Song" was the biggest hit on the album and "Goodbye Stranger" was also high on the charts. The title track was a hit in England.

Leadoff on side two "Take the long way home" is my favorite on the CD. They sing. ..

"When you're on the stage, it's so unbelievable

Oh, unforgettable, how they adore you

But then your wife seems to think you're losing your sanity

Oh, calamity, is there no way out?"

Hodgson said the song was about self discovery. Two songs later "Just Another Nervous Wreck" examines similar issues of struggling through life. The album ends with the 7 1/2-minute "Child of Vision," which is a last look at perceptions of America and the relationship between Hodgson and Davies, who did not always get along. 

"And you cannot make me listen, And I cannot make you hear

So you find your way to heaven

And I'll meet you when you're there."

All the songs sound just as relevant five decades later.


No. 10 - 2112 - Rush

The Canadian trio finished their tour for album No. 3 "Caress of Steel" and it did not go well. The record company was about to drop them in 1975. It wanted more commercial stuff, some hits. Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson audaciously spurned that idea and put out an album with one 20-minute song that had seven parts taking up Side One. Peart wrote a science fiction song about an authoritarian society controlling the thoughts of the public and banning music. It was a huge hit and the rest is history for the Hall of Fame band.

"2112" starts with the sound of a spaceship and hard-driving instrumentals, takes it up a notch with Temples of the Syrinx and then slows it down with discovery. The high priests reject the man presenting them with a guitar to make music with, but he is transported to a place where the great elders are plotting to come back and take over.

"I stand atop a spiral stair, an oracle confronts me there

He leads me on, light years away, through astral nights, galactic days

I see the works of gifted hands, grace this strange and wondrous land

I see the hand of man arise, with hungry mind and open eyes."

Lee's powerful, unique voice, Lifeson's under-rated lead guitar and the master on the drums makes this a classic work.

You know what? Side two ain't bad either. "Lessons" and the beautiful ballad "Tears" are the highlights. 

This album meant a lot to me. I couldn't stop listening to it. It made me a fan of Rush and of progressive rock. They had 2112 on a juke box at a Brandon bar. I used to play it. Just 25 cents for 20 minutes! As Jack Black said "Rush is one of the bands with a deep reservoir of rocket sauce." It overflowed on this album.

No. 9 - Everything's Different Now - 'Til Tuesday

I told you we'd get back to Aimee Mann. In some ways, I'd like to put this third and final album by Mann's Boston band at No. 1 because it flows perfectly, it is lyrically spectacular and I could listen to it every day. Despite getting high marks from critics, their third and final album only made it as high as No. 124 on the Billboard charts. And, Aimee went solo.

The theme of the album, as USA Today described it, was "a touching meditation on the ebb and flow of love." The Chicago Tribune called it a "little masterpiece of melancholy." I just call it a great listen.

The title track comes at you right away with "you know just how I feel, you know when love is real, it changes the life that you're living." Then "Rip of Heaven" brings the end to a relationship: "So long and sorry, darling. I was counting to forever, and never even got to 10." Two songs later "J for Jules" is about Mann's breakup with producer Jules Shear. Then comes the single "(Believed you were) Lucky" where Aimee sings. ... 

"There must be some other door, that they are saying, behind which my happiness lies.

I won't be wasting my words to tell you hopes that I had. 

We can just leave it alone, for now."

"Limits to Love" is about a friend that skates through life. .."I'd say she's stupid, but it'd be untrue. Oh, you've got to be smart if you're fooling yourself."

"Long Gone (Buddy)" is just a fun tune before "The Other End of the Telescope," co-written by Elvis Costello. They write. ... "When you find me here at the end of my rope, When the head and heart of it finally elope. You can see us off in the distance, ,,, I hope."

"Crash and Burn" follows to end it all, sort of, before "How can you give up?" concludes 10 terrific songs.

No. 8 - Wildflowers - Tom Petty

Originally, this was supposed to be a double album with at least 25 songs. But it was pared down to 15 for release in late 1994. It is filled with unique tunes, 13 that TP wrote by himself and two others he co-wrote with bandmate Mike Campbell. It was ranked 12th for the 90s by Rolling Stone. The process was revealed in a 2021 documentary - "Somewhere You Feel Free: The Making of Wildflowers." It is even more sad now after his death in 2017, because we could have had a few more of these fun, masterful albums from the Gainesville native.

The title track leads things off sweetly and it is followed by the pulsating first single "You Don't Know How it Feels" Two songs later is the rocking "You Wreck Me" and that is followed by my favorite on the album "It's Good to be King," where Tom sings. ... "Yeah, the world would swing, oh, if I were king. Can I help it if I dream time to time."

Another highlight lyrically is track 7 "Honey Bee," where TP sings. ...

"She like to call me king bee. She like to buzz 'round my tree.

I call her honey bee

I'm a man in a trance. I'm a boy in short pants. When I see my honey bee."

"To Find a Friend," is a nice sing-along-tune at 11, but the final two are classics.

"Crawling Back to You" is a close second on the CD, especially when Tom sings. .. "Hey baby, there's something in your eyes trying to say to me. That I'm gonna be alright if I believe in you. It's all I wanna do."

"Wake Up Time," is one of the best album finales. "And it's wake-up time. Time to open up your eyes. And rise. ... and shine." It's simple, fun and beautiful. Just like the entire album.

No. 7 - Frampton Comes Alive - Peter Frampton

The English musician didn't have much success with his first four studio albums and decided to record some live performances for his fifth. It was supposed to be one album, but it ended up as a double and perhaps the greatest live album of all time.

It was recorded at four places, including Winterland in San Francisco, a venue in San Rafael, Calif., the Long Island Arena and at SUNY Plattsburgh. It was the best selling album of 1976 and ranked first in Rolling Stone magazine's readers' poll for the year.

The first words are not from Frampton. "If ever there was a musician who was an honorary member of San Francisco society, Mr. Frampton," says Winterland GM Jerry Pompili, and the album starts with the riveting "Somethin's Happening." Next, Frampton tells the crowd ... "We'd like to get a little bit funky. .. this one's called Doobie ... Wah." What follows is an amazing version of a song which led his second album.

"Show Me the Way" comes next and became one of three top 15 singles from the live album. One of my favorite deep tracks from his debut album leads off side 2 - "All I Want to Be (Is By Your Side)" The beautiful "Baby, I Love Your Way" and the rocking "I Wanna Go to the Sun," also grace side two.

Side three is a bit of a break, although the Stones' "Jumpin' Jack Flash" gives it a little kick. The finale on the two-song side 4 is "Do You Feel Like We Do" with the famous talk-box. It is more than 14 minutes on the album and seven as a single.

This album aged well. It's a classic.

No. 6 - Get the Knack - The Knack

The Knack formed in the late 1970s and did not have much success shopping demos at first. So, they just started doing show after show in the Los Angeles area. Reportedly, Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen hopped up on stage with them. Soon, several companies were battling over who would sign the band, and Capitol Records won. Their debut album was recorded in two weeks and cost an economical $18,000 to produce. It sold more one million copies in less than two months after being released in the summer of 1979, and spent five weeks at No. 1 on the Billboard charts.

The group's image was very Beatlesque and the cover on the debut album imitates "Meet the Beatles!" The quick success produced a backlash from many critics, who called many of the songs sexist and even misogynistic, but others called them a "guilty pleasure." It is Beatles music with a little side dish of sex. Get over it snobs.

My wild musical take is that No. 1 hit "My Sharona" is not among the top five songs on the album. I stand by that. Nothing against the iconic song that was written by lead singer Doug Fieger about former girlfriend Sharona Alperin.

Side one starts with solid leadoff tune "Let Me Out," and follows with my second favorite song on the album "Your Number or Your Name," in which Fieger sings "I'll be waiting, 'til the end of time. With this burning, yearning in my heart and in my mind." One of the great sides in music history continues with the likable "Oh Tara," the fighting "(She's So) Selfish" where Fieger sang "Yes, you said she made your motor run. Now you know she'll never give you none. It's just me, me, me, me..." The ballad "Maybe Tonight" follows before the guiltiest of pleasures and one of my all-time favorites "Good Girls Don't."

"You're alone with her at last, and you're waiting 'til you think the time is right.

"Cause you've heard she's pretty fast, and you're hoping that she'll give you some tonight."

My Sharona leads side two, which includes solid tunes "Heartbeat," "Lucinda," "That's What the Little Girls Do" and "Frustrated."

The Knack could never match their debut with five more albums until Fieger's death in 2010 at 57 from cancer. But all they needed was one to be remembered forever.

No. 5 - Tusk - Fleetwood Mac

Lindsey Buckingham was adamant about not making "Rumours 2" after the blockbuster album in 1977, and was interested in the post-punk era with more experimental music. What that produced was a giant 20-song, double album of diverse music that brought out all of the super group's talents. It took 10 months and $1.4 million to release in late 1979, with eight songs from Buckingham, six from Christine McVie, five from Stevie Nicks and a combo platter for the title track. Buckingham described it as the sweetness of McVie and Nicks along with "me as a complete nutcase. That's what made us Fleetwood Mac."

McVie, who died in 2022, bats leadoff with "Over & Over" and produces one of the best with "Think About Me" in the third spot after Buckingham's "The Ledge," which was recorded at his home. Nicks' hit single "Sara" completes side one as she sings "In the sea of love, where everyone would love to drown."

Buckingham has three odd little tunes for side two along with "Storms" and "Sisters of the Moon" from Nicks. "Angel" leads off side three about Nicks' short-lived relationship with drummer Mick Fleetwood as she sings "So I close my eyes softly, 'Til I become that part of the wind. That we all long for sometime." The hard-driving "I Know I'm Not Wrong." from Buckingham ends the side.

One of my favorite simple deep tracks from McVie "Honey Hi" - basically about good times - leads side 4. Perhaps Buckingham's best on the album "Walk the Thin Line" follows two songs later before the title track, which includes the USC Trojan marching band. "Tusk" is basically a fight between a couple about being unfaithful. "Never Forget" ends the 20 songs simply and beautifully. "Rumours," which I used to own on vinyl, was great. But "Tusk" should never be forgotten.

No. 4 - Exile in Guyville - Liz Phair

Phair was adopted at birth in New Haven, and eventually ended up in the Chicago area where her father was a doctor and her mother a professor. She was in San Francisco for a year before moving back in with her parents to begin writing and recording songs, calling them Girly Sound. She became part of the Chicago alternative music scene in the early 1990s and was recognized by Matador Records. Such was the birth of Exile in Guyville, which was picked as the No. 1 album of 1993 by Spin Magazine critics. It was also listed No. 56 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

Phair has said Exile was a song-by-song retort to the Rolling Stones' "Exile on Main Street," but she has never really explained that in detail. I noticed the critical acclaim of the unique album and bought it without hearing a song. It blew me away. The album is raw, honest, punk, melodic and, at times, sexually-explicit lyrically. It is Girly Sound with a punch to the you know where.

Rolling Stone rock critic Alan Light said of Phair "she showed that there was a place in music for women who are smart but messy, confident but insecure, and that's where her legacy lives on. She wasn't a good girl or a bad girl. She was just a girl - a girl you knew so well, but somehow had never heard from before."

"6'1" leads off the album beautifully with Phair's deadpan vocals and Brad Wood's stripped down production. Then, Phair writes "Help Me Mary" about living with men. She sings "I lock my door at night. I keep my mouth shut tight" and "help me Mary, please. Temper my hatred with peace. Weave my disgust into fame. And watch how fast they run to the flame." Terrific. The short, sweet, acoustic "Glory" follows.

"Never Said" at No. 5 was a single and wonderfully simple lyrically. She performed it on Letterman, singing "So don't look at me sideways. Don't even look me straight on. And don't look at my hands in my pockets, baby. I ain't done anything wrong."

Every song has a little hook. No. 9 out of 18 "Mesmerizing" is catchy and she writes about a young woman who wants a boyfriend, but continually wakes up regretful after one-night stands in "Fuck and Run." Two songs later is probably the best written tune - "Divorce Song" - where she sings, "And the license said you had to stick around until I was dead. But if you're tired of looking at my face, I guess I already am. But you've never been a waste of my time. It's never been a drag. So take a deep breath and count back from 10. And maybe you'll be alright."

Yes, song No. 13 "Flower" is controversial with its porn lyrics about a young woman's obsession, but it is just part of the honest platter. Many also like No. 17 "Stratford-On-Guy" where she sings, "It took a hour, maybe a day. But once I really listened the noise fell away." 

Phair produced some songs that could fit Exile later on, but never a full album. I don't think she sold out at all. She followed up with some great, different albums. Exile should stand alone. Take that Mick and Keith.

No. 3 - Hotel California - The Eagles

The greatest American band went all out for its fifth studio album. Don Henley said it was a concept album about many things - loss of innocence, the cost of naivete, the perils of excess and basically "an exploration of the dark underbelly of the American dream." The album cover shows the Beverly Hills Hotel. California has a mythology to it and that is all part of the album's story. Some saw what they said were satanic images on the cover, but Glen Frey and Henley deny it. They did want to move more to straight rock and roll, rather than country rock, and achieved it.

The title track, which won a Grammy for Record of the Year, has a lot of mythology to it but Henley says it's simple. It's about the move from innocence to experience. Nothing more. Joe Walsh, in his first album with the group - replacing Bernie Leadon - and Don Felder add that amazing double guitar solo to end the classic after Henley sings, "Last thing I remember, I was running for the door. I had to find the passage back, to the place I was before. 'Relax' said the night man. 'We are programmed to receive. You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.'"

The beautiful "New Kid in Town" follows the title track and matched it as a No. 1 hit. The song is about the "fleeting nature of fame" and love. It won a Grammy for best voice arrangement.

Walsh's riff starts "Life in the Fast Lane," but Frey wrote it after a conversation with his drug dealer in a high-speed drive through LA while "holding." It went something like this. Frey: "Hey, slow down, man." Drug dealer: "Life in the fast lane, baby. Life in the fast lane." Bingo. Hit.

The ballad "Wasted Time" ends side one. It is one of my favorite deep tracks. Henley sings about the aftermath of a breakup, "So you can get on with your search, baby. And I can get on with mine. Maybe someday we will find. ... That it wasn't really wasted time."

Felder wanted to sing a song on the album, but his vocals were not up to band standards and Henley took over on the rocking "Victim of Love." Walsh co-wrote and sings the gorgeous "Pretty Maid All in a Row" next about the destruction of fame. "Why do we give up our hearts to the past? And why must we grow up so fast?"

Randy Meisner wrote and sings the melodic "Try and Love Again," and Henley's "The Last Resort" is the perfect finale. The song examines the habit of society squandering paradise and the environment. It is why Henley got so involved in the Walden Woods Project. 

This album is a lot of things. As Walsh said of all the great ideas that were in the air those days, "I'm just glad Bill Szymczyk pressed record." We are, too.

No. 2 - Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen

You thought this was No. 1, didn't you? Honestly, the top three were interchangeable. The Boss was under a little pressure for his third studio album even though the first two were well received. Producer Jon Landau and engineer Jimmy Iovine worked with Bruce while Roy Bitton and Max Weinberg joined the E Street Band. The finished product in 1975 was an album for the ages - freedom and love, happiness and hardship, cars and girls, redemption, small-town stories, the mean streets of the city. It had everything in eight songs. Rolling Stone ranked it 18th best of all time and the Library of Congress included it in the National Recording Registry for its "cultural, aesthetic and historic" significance.

It all started with one of the great verses of all time in "Thunder Road."

"The screen door slams. Mary's dress waves.

Like a vision, she dances across the porch as the radio plays

Roy Orbison singing for the lonely. Hey, that's me, and I want you only.

Don't turn me home again, I just can't face myself alone again."

Yeah, the Boss annoyed a few women with the line "you ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright." LOL, but it is one of the best-written songs in the history of music. "Roll down the window and let the wind blow back your hair. Well, the night's busting open. These two lanes will take us anywhere."

The rollicking "Tenth Avenue Freeze Out" follows before the under-rated "Night." But side one ends with another classic in "Backstreets," a staple at his three-hour concerts.

The title track leads side two as Bruce sings "Together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness. I'll love you with all the madness in my soul." Another under-rated classic "She's the One" is a little breather before Bruce the storyteller sings the ballad "Meeting Across the River," as a man trying to make things happen in the city for him and his girl. "And tonight's gonna be everything that I said. And when I walk through that door, I'm just gonna throw that money on the bed. She'll see this time I wasn't talking. Then I'm gonna go out walking."

The finale "Jungleland" is another song about the city's underbelly that includes a virtuoso saxophone solo from the Big Man Clarence Clemons. It's hard to pick the best lines in the classic. They're all amazing, but "Man, there's an opera out on the turnpike. There's a ballet being fought out in the alley" is one for the history books.

This iconic work of art took more than a year to record. It was well worth the wait and sounds even better almost a half century later.

No. 1 - My Aim is True - Elvis Costello

Declan MacManus played clubs in Liverpool and London in the early 1970s with some success, but it took until midway through the decade for him to begin making real progress when he performed as D.P. Costello. The Englishman was urged to change his first name to Elvis and the current 69-year-old can look back on quite a diverse career. But that first album, produced by Nick Lowe and released in 1977, was something special. A band named Clover backs Elvis on the album, but was not credited for contractual reasons.

Costello's debut was part punk, new wave, rockabilly, straight rock and pop with sometimes angry, political, sympathetic and satirical lyrics. Every song has hooks. As one critic put it "it's rough edged and bluesy." Another said the lyrics are about "revenge and guilt." A biographer called the theme of the album, "the unaccommodating nature of the world." You wanted something happy? Nah. As Richard Ashcroft of The Verve sang, "It's a bittersweet symphony. That's life." 

The album opener is a classic, 82-second song. "Welcome to My Working Week" is about the ruthlessness of business as Elvis sings "Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired, and you can have anyone that you have ever desired, all you gotta tell me now is why, why, why?"

Next up is "Miracle Man," an honest song about relationships in society and "No Dancing," where Elvis examines a submissive man. "Blame it on Cain" speaks of government burglars blaming it on someone else. Cain is supposed to be a reference to the "originator of evil" in the bible. 

Then comes the ballad "Alison," one of my favorite songs of all time. No doubt Alison's with one L are always trouble. This one let his little friend take off her party dress. But all kidding aside, Elvis is sympathetic to Alison in the song, because she is stuck with a lesser man.

"Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking, when I hear the silly things that you say

I think somebody better put out the big light. 'Cause I can't stand to see you this way."

"Sneaky Feelings" about unfaithfulness follows and, on the US release, "Watching the Detectives" ends side one. It's about a girl watching the news of a missing person, but being more interested in the cute detectives. "She's filing her nails while they're dragging the lake."

"The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes" is a kickass name for a song and is a so-called harder take on Alison to open side two. Political songs "Less than Zero" and "Pay it Back" sandwich a straight, 50s style rocker "Mystery Dance" after "Red Shoes." Side one definitely has the edge, but "Waiting for the end of the World" is an unhappy conclusion of doom. There was some happy songs to Pump it Up in the future for Elvis, though.'

I could have been boring and gone with Born to Run, Hotel California or even shocked with Exile. But this one had a special place in my heart. Elvis' aim was true.


































Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Lightning Run Is Far From Over

 

By Mark Pukalo


        This is not the end.

The Tampa Bay Lightning may not win another Stanley Cup for a while. That wouldn’t be a failure. It’s really, really tough to win one, let alone two, and salary cap issues make it even harder. 

Reaching the finals is extremely difficult and, with teams improving below them, it will be even more difficult to make the playoffs.

But the Lightning are not finished being a top competitor for a Stanley Cup. The reasons are simple. Andrei Vasilevskiy, Nikita Kucherov, Brayden Point, Mikhail Sergachev, Anthony Cirelli and Victor Hedman are still here for multiple seasons. Captain Steven Stamkos has one more season left on his contract and said he wants to end his career in Tampa with a reasonable salary.

There is also Julien Brisebois and Jon Cooper; Al Murray and owner Jeffrey Vinik. The Lightning are not going anywhere.

How good Tampa Bay will be when the playoffs roll around again in 2024 depends on a few things. How Brisebois can refresh the roster, as the salary cap increases a bit, to support the stars? Can the Lightning find a few cheaper development jewels to add to the mix like they did with Ross Colton, Nick Perbix and Darren Raddysh? 

The salary cap is not an excuse. It's just a reality.

This offseason will be interesting. 


A Look Back

The Bolts were 37-17-4 after a 3-0 victory at Detroit on Feb. 25 when Vasilevskiy stood on his head.

It had been a bit of an up and down regular season before that, but, man, they looked headed for another 50-win campaign.

Tampa Bay stumbled down the stretch, though, giving up goals like candy on Halloween, and looking mentally tired at times. After a three-game win streak in which they allowed one goal, they coughed up 23 in the next four. The Bolts finished 9-13-2 the last 24 games.

Kucherov put up amazing numbers again (113 points). Point reached 50 goals and Stamkos made it to 1,000 career points. Brandon Hagel, Sergachev and Alex Killorn all had career-best seasons. Vasilevskiy registered 34 wins and could reach 300 before his 30th birthday. He was fine, with a .915 save percentage. The Big Cat just needs a more consistent defense in front of him and he can win another Vezina.

Hagel was terrific. How will they resign him after next season? Let's put that one on the back burner for now.

The Lightning played well in the playoffs, better than they did in the first round against Toronto last season. The Maple Leafs just got a little better goaltending this time and won three overtime games in Tampa that could have gone either way.

There was nothing to be ashamed of. Tampa Bay just did not put two games away and make a play in overtime. It happens. Not sure anyone had a bad playoff. Sergachev could have been better defensively and Ian Cole was not particularly good. Wish Vasilevskiy gobbled up the puck in Game 3. Wish Eric Cernak did not get elbowed in the head and played the whole series.

You just can’t expect everything to go smoothly. This is a tough league. This group was a few breaks and perhaps an injury to Point from winning three straight Cups.

They will be in the hunt for at least a few more years.


Where From Here?

While there are other minor things that Brisebois will be doing before the NHL draft and free agency begins, his biggest issue will be what to do with Killorn.

The 33-year-old power forward looked slow in the opener against the New York Rangers and you wondered if he’d end up on the fourth line. But the Harvard man ended up posting career highs in goals (27) and points (64). He followed that up with three goals in the playoffs, giving him 37 in his career.

Killorn would love to finish his career in Tampa. I have no doubt in my mind. So did Ondrej Palat. But the left wing sure sounded like he wanted to test free agency in postseason interviews. It's his right. He won’t get a Palat offer (5 years, $30 million). But a few teams may offer him four for about $18 million. The Lightning can’t be one of them.

He will probably have his choice - take about $2.5 million for two years in Tampa where there’s no state income tax, or $4-5 million for three or four years somewhere else. Not sure what he will decide.

Among the other unrestricted free agents, I would keep Daniel Walcott as a minor league warrior and perhaps even Trevor Carrick to give the Syracuse blue line some experience. Let defenseman Sean Day and center Gemel Smith have fresh starts in another organization.

Cole can be replaced and that $3 million cap hit could come in handy. I have a player in mind if the cap goes up more than expected and Killorn leaves.

Then you have to decide what to do with the fourth liners. This won’t go over well with fans, but I would look into trading Pat Maroon. God knows, the Lightning need some draft picks this June and perhaps they could add one by dealing the Big Rig. I would let Pierre-Eduard Bellemare go as well. He can still play, but I think the Bolts can match his production with a younger player. I would sign Corey Perry for one more year. He can still score goals, especially on the second power-play unit, and his -28 this season doesn’t scare me.

It is probably time for the Lightning to sign another backup goalie. Brian Elliott was fine at times last season, but you want better than an .891 SP out of your second netminder. Hugo Alnfelt and Matt Tomkins probably aren’t ready, so names like Semyon Varlamov, James Reimer, Martin Jones, Jonathan Quick, Alex Nedeljkovic and Mackenzie Blackwood could be available if they take $1 million or less.

Of the restricted free agents, Grant Mismash and Dmitry Semykin will likely be let go. I would try to deal Gabriel Fortier and give him a fresh start with a new team. Keeping Cole Keopke and Rudy Balcers for another year won’t hurt. Both can play in the NHL if needed.

Center Simon Ryfors, as expected, has returned to Sweden after scoring 27 goals for Syracuse.One of the many drawbacks to the salary cap jail the Lightning were in this season was they could not take a look at players like Ryfors in the NHL. If a forward was injured, they had to go with seven defensemen.

It sure would have been valuable to see forward Gage Goncalves and lefty defenseman Declan Carlile for a few games, too. 

Then, there’s Colton and Tanner Jeannot. Although many, including me, have been critical of Jeannot’s play, you have to resign him after giving up so much in a trade. Jeannot certainly hasn’t earned what Nick Paul got. I would hope the Bolts offer him a “prove it” contract of perhaps two years, $3.5-4 million total. We will see. Colton should be in the two-year 2-2.5 range, but he may want more. It’s not out of the question they trade Colton to make room for other moves, but the guy is a gritty, productive player. Hard to move on from proven bottom sixers like him.

These are impossible decisions. But difficult moves will have to be made.


Next Year’s Lineup

Raises for Sergachev, Cirelli and Cernak would take up all of Killorn and Cole’s salary.

Vladimir Namestnikov’s contract is easily used up with raises for Colton and Jeannot. The big hope is that the cap goes up much more. That may be a pipe dream. The rumor is, it may go up just $1 million.

The other possibility is to acquire another player to go along with Brent Seabrook on LTIR. But there are not many out there.

They could go two ways. Here’s the lineup you would love to have, if somehow they could stay under the cap.

Hagel - Point - Kucherov

Killorn - Cirelli - Stamkos

         Colton - Paul - Mikey Eyssimont

Perry - Nick Bjugstad (FA) - Jeannot

         Balcers

Hedman - Perbix

Sergachev - Cernak

Carson Soucy (FA) - Raddysh

         Haydn Fleury and/or Zach Bogosian


Vasilevskiy

         Varlamov or Reimer or Quick


The cheaper version might look like this.

Hagel - Point - Kucherov

         Alex Barre-Boulet - Cirelli - Stamkos


         Colton - Paul - Jeannot


         Maroon - Eyssimont - Perry

         Balcers or Koepke

 Hedman - Perbix

         Sergachev - Cernak

Fleury - Raddysh

Bogosian

Vasilevskiy

         Reimer

Everyone would certainly love the first roster better, but it just might not be possible in a cap world, Still, I’m not against a cheap option as a third-pair lefty defenseman and giving Barre-Boulet a shot in the top six for 20 games to see if he is finally ready to be an NHL player.

As hurtful as last offseason was to say goodbye to Ryan McDonagh and Palat, this one could be just as bad.

But, again, Lightning fans, you have Vasy, Stammer, Kooch, Pointer, Tony, Heddy, Cerny, Sergy, Hagel and Paul as your base. You can do a lot worse.

Tampa Bay will win a lot of hockey games next season. Just how many is up to the ingenuity of Brisebois and his staff, along with the foresight of Murray. 

We won’t always agree with them. But their records speak for themselves.’

This is not the end, Bolts fans. Not even close.

        

     





Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Lightning Need Same Recipe to Top Leafs

 

By Mark Pukalo

The formula is simple. Having success with it is not.

The Tampa Bay Lightning found a way to get the job done against the Toronto Maple Leafs in the first round of the Eastern Conference playoffs a year ago after being embarrassed in Game 1. Whether the first game at Scotiabank Arena is similar or not Tuesday night, the Bolts need to stay fcoused on the next battle.

To me, it comes down to a few facets of the game again. Can the Lightning limit the quality chances Toronto's lethal offense gets? Can Tampa Bay avoid unforced errors that lead to turnovers and unsaveable shots? Can they allow their advantage between the pipes to be the most important matchup?

Like this space said a year ago, "let Andrei Vasilevskiy win you a series."

The problem this time around is the Bolts may just not be as good a team as last season. They don't have Ryan McDonagh's steadying force on defense. They don't have Ondrej Palat's clutch offense and great two-way play. They might not have their biggest deadline acquisition in Tanner Jeannot due to injury.

That does not mean Tampa Bay can't do it. This group knows how to win games in April, May and June. They have the knowledge of how to turn the switch.

What they need is for their top offensive players Nikita Kucherov, Steven Stamkos and Brayden Point to have a big series, for Nick Paul to find his top form and for Anthony Cirelli to maybe be the MVP of the matchup.

No doubt, their six-man or perhaps seven-man defense will have to be at their best. Darren Raddysh sure looks like he is in and Nick Perbix will also be tested on the right side. Eric Cernak will have to stay healthy, Victor Hedman has to be the best defenseman on the ice, Mikhail Sergachev has to provide way more positives than negatives and Ian Cole must use all of his vast experience to his benefit. Zach Bogosian may also be needed to be big at some point.

Auston Matthews can't get as many free looks as he had a year ago. Make others beat you. 

One advantage the Lightning may have this season? They are clearly the underdog - way more than last season. The pressure is squarely on the Leafs . Their history of losing big games is a weight on their shoulders. Tampa Bay must make that heavy by forcing Toronto to earn absolutely everything it gets.

This might just be the year the Leafs chase away their ghosts. But if the Bolts can steal one of the first two games in Toronto, it's a series and anything can happen.

If I had to put money on it, I'd go with the Leafs. It just may be their time if goalie Ilya Samsonov does not fall on his face. If coach Sheldon Keefe changes goalies after one loss in the first two games, you know Toronto is rattled. That is what Lightning fans must hope for.

I made the aggressive pick for a Stanley Cup final of the New York Rangers vs. the Minnesota Wild on twitter Monday afternoon. I'll stick with that. The Rangers will survive the Boston Bruins and the Wild will frustrate the Edmonton Oilers. Let's see what happens

But maybe, just maybe there will be a preview coming of the second-round series between the hated Boston Bruins and a rejuvenated Tampa Bay Lightning. As much as I despise series against the Smelly Bears, I'd take it this year.

Cross your fingers Bolts fans, and hope to see some frightened faces on Leafs supporters.

Drop the puck!


Tuesday, March 21, 2023

The Best of 30 for 30: Hoops Reigns


By Mark Pukalo

There is so much more to sports than the scores.

It is about people, and moments in time. Great triumphs and great tragedies. Great achievements and shady characters. Happiness and heartbreaks. Heroes and villians.

Any good sports journalist knows that. Major movie directors do, too. Some of the great feature films have shown that. ESPN knew it as well and decided to create a vehicle for great sports documentaries, called 30 for 30 in 2009, after an idea from Bill Simmons and Connor Schell.

What came of that were dozens of compelling documentaries that brought back memories and took deeper dives into issues and stories. They entertain us and teach us history. 

I decided to try and watch every 30 for 30, some for the first time and some for the fourth or fifth time, the last few months and rated them. There were so many good ones to chose from that it was difficult.

For some reason, many of the documentaries that resonated with me were about basketball. Perhaps that is because hoops was my favorite sport for about the first half of my life and there are so many great memories.

I hope directors keep making these great sports docs. We need a UConn basketball documentary or two and way more hockey stories. Who wants to work on a Tampa Bay Lightning and/or and Hartford Whalers documentary with me? Just saying. Hmmm.

Here's what I came up with as a list of the best 30 for 30s I have seen. It could only start with Jim Valvano.


TOP 20

1. Survive and Advance, Jonathan Hock - A Jim Valvano story. Heartwarming and Heartbreaking all in one. Getting to know the players, you realize how they won.

2. Guru of Go , Bill Cuturie - The exhilarating - but ultimately - sad story of Paul Westhead, Hank Gathers, Bo Kimble and the Loyola Marymount basketball team.

3. O.J. Made in America, Ezra Edelman - A stunning, Oscar-winning five-part series on the surreal O.J. Simpson story. I learned a lot. The honest interviews are amazing from the lawyers, the friends, the family and the jurors.

4. Four Days in October, Gary Waksman, David Gavant and David Check - The Red Sox miracle comeback against the Yankees. As Kevin Millar said, "Don't let us win one."

5. When the Garden was Eden, Michael Rappaport - Story of the 70 and 73 Knicks NBA titles that were special to me. Those teams spurred my interest in basketball.

6. Of Miracles and Men, Jonathan Hock - 1980 from the Russian prospctive with Slava Fetisov and his pretty daughter visiting Lake Placid, where a group of American college kids pulled the biggest upset in sports history.

7. Winning Time: Reggie Miller vs. the New York Knicks, Dan Klores - Fond memories of breath-taking games. Poor Spike.

8. Catching Hell, Alex Gibney - The Steve Bartman story in detail. It's still amazing to me the poor guy took as much abuse as he did and no one blames Alex Gonzalez.

9. Without Bias, Kirk Fraser - The Len Bias tragedy. He would have been one of the greats in the NBA. I remember when I heard about it on the radio. I had to pull over on the highway.

10. June 17, 1994,  Brett Morgan - An amazing day, around OJ's surreal bronco ride. I lived this day in Chicago where I was covering the World Cup opener between Germany and Bolivia.


11. Believeland, Andy Billman - Cleveland's nightmarish history ends with the Cavaliers' title. Brian Sipe, The Drive, Jose Mesa, Michael Jordan, poor Earnest Byner and Art Modell. All of it.

12. The Two Escobars, Jeff and Michael Zimbalist - Pablo and Andres. Drugs and soccer. A surreal time that I remember well in 1994.

13. Celtics/Lakers: Best of Enemies, Jim Podhoretz - The great rivalry. I learned a lot from the inside scoops. The players may be more talented now, but they are nowhere as compelling as the guys who played in this era.

14. Phi Slamma Jama, Chip Rives - I saw this for the first time recently. The search for Benny Anders is crazy. Probably the best college basketball team that did not win an NCAA title.

15. You Don't Know Bo, Michael Bonfiglio - Bo Jackson might have been the greatest athlete of all time if he stayed healthy.

16. Playing for the Mob, Joe Lavine and Cayman Grant - The BC betting scandal. Ernie Cobb was Shoeless Joe Jackson it seems.

17. Once Brothers, Michael Tolajian - Vlade Divac tells the story of his journey to the NBA with fellow Yugoslavians, and the many issues that occurred.

18. Breakaway, Rudy Valdez - The remarkable story of Maya Moore's fight to free an innocent man.

19. Requiem of the Big East, Ezra Edeman - Story of the birth of the conference is great, but it left out UConn's rise. Still, it brought back vivid memories. I was there.

20. Mike and the Mad Dog, Daniel H. Forer - Story of the best sports radio duo of all time. Could have been longer.


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Honorable Mention

The Announcement, Nelson George - Magic Johnson fnding out he has the HIV virus.

Benji, Coodie Simmons and Chike Ozah - Chicago legend Ben Wilson could have been special, but died way too young.

Bad Boys, Jalen Rose and Bill Simmons - Good story, although it did not make me like the Detroit Pistons any more.

The Band that Wouldn't Die, Barry Levinson - The Baltimore Colts band stayed together despite the team's move to Indianapolis.

Catholics vs. Convicts, Patrick Creadon - Notre Dame v Miami. A game I had forgotten. One of the best in college football history.

Charismatic, Steve Michaels - The story of jockey Chris Antley and a plucky horse that won two legs of the Triple Crown.

Dream On, Kristen Lappas - Three-part series that chronicles the 1996 Women's Olympic Basketball team and how it was important in making the WNBA successful.

Elway to Marino, Ken Rodgers - The QB draft.

Four Falls of Buffalo, Ken Rodgers - Four Super Bowls, no titles for the Bills.

The Ghosts of Mississippi, Fritz Mitchell - A sad story of racism.

The Gospel According to Mac, Jim Podhoretz - The story of former Colorado football coach Bill McCartney.

I Hate Christian Laettner, Rory Karpf - Don't we all still hate him after watching the guy bury that lucky shot against UConn? Yes. This didn't help much.

The Last Dance, Jason Hehir  - Michael Jordan and the Bulls win championships. Some good behind the scenes stuff. I just didn't like it as much as many of the hoops films.

The Last Days of Knight, Robert Abbott - Bobby Knight's fall.

Nature Boy, Roy Karpf - Wrestling icon Ric Flair's rise. Wooooo!!

No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson, Steve James - Interesting story about the enigma that is/was Allen Iverson.

No Mas, Eric Drath - Roberto Duran says no.

Once Upon a Time in Queens, Nick Davis - The journey of the crazy New York Mets toward 1986. It's good. Thought it would be a bit better.

Price of Gold, Nanette Burstein - The Nancy-Tonya story.

Qualified, Jenna Ricker - On Janet Guthrie's rise in the racing world.

Slaying the Badger, John Dower - Greg LeMond's battle with th Badger in the Tour de France.

The Spirits of St. Louis, Daniel Forer - Marvin Barnes and the wild ABA franchise.

The Best that Never Was, Jonathan Hock - Marcus Dupree could have been something special.

Unguarded, Jonathan Hock - The story of Chris Herren, whose drug addiction hampered his basketball career.

Unmatched, Nancy Stern Winters and Lisa Lax - Chris Evert and Martina Navratilova talk of their friendship/rivalry.

The U, Billy Corben - The rise of University of Miami football, the bad boys make good.

What Carter Lost, Adam Hootnick - Friday Night Lights in Texas.

144, Lauren Stowell and Jenna Contreras - Documents the WNBA Bubble in Bradenton, Florida and their fights for social justice.




Saturday, March 4, 2023

The Year in Movies: Looking Into the Mirror in 2022


By Mark Pukalo

Sometimes, the way you view movies simply mirrors what is going on in your life.

There is no doubt that is how I feel about a wonderful year of filmmaking in 2022. Many of the movies that made the biggest impact on me during the past Oscar year caused this amateur critic to think about reaching a certain age, living with too much stress, too much anxiety, and dealing with health issues.

Walking out of the AMC West Shore in Tampa after seeing "Living" recently made me think about enjoying every minute I have left - following my recent second 59th birthday. I still have plenty of work to do on not letting little things bother me as much, but it has become a major goal moving forward.

Yes, Top Gun: Maverick, Avatar: The Way of Water, Wakanda Forever, Elvis and The Batman - among others - were all stirring cinematic experiences last year. But the six films that stood out to this movie freak often caused me to muse about my past and present on many different levels.

The Banshees of Inisherin made everyone think about friendships, despair, loneliness and regret among other issues. Dual is a light, sci-fi fantasy story, in part, about awareness of what your life is about and how people view you. Brendan Fraser produces the performance of the year in The Whale as a man whose depression from a tramatic event causes him to go into seclusion, but he sets a goal to make one more thing right in his world. While I did not binge and become a 600-pound man like Fraser's character the past year, I was diagnosed with heart failure like him and spent three days in the hospital in early December. FYI, I am quite thin right now, missing pizza, but I feel great.

She Said is an amazing depiction of investigative journalism, based on a true story, something near and dear to someone that has spent parts of five decades in the profession. I watched Aftersun three times within 48 hours on demand and could not stop thinking of it. It is about a 31-year-old woman looking back two decades to a period where she was too young to comprehend how to help her father deal with his hidden mental issues. Cha Cha Real Smooth is just a smart, simple story about a recent college graduate trying to figure out what is next in life and love. It also reminded me of all the times I pursued the wrong woman at the wrong time.

All six films were well reviewed, but only Banshees was nominated for Best Picture on March 12. No doubt The Whale and Aftersun deserved to be on that list. It's no surprise She Said did not make the grade as it exposed sexual abuse in the movie industry, while Cha Cha and Dual were not high profile enough for the Academy. This is one of the most disappointing lists of Best Picture nominees in the past dozen years. Everything, Everywhere All at Once and Triangle of Sadness - for two of them - are the most over-rated films of the year in my opinion. All Quiet on the Western Front was well shot, but bored me.

It's impossible for me to pick a top film of 2022 between Cha Cha and Aftersun, especially. Both were such unique, thoughtful, well-acted and simple stories. They made me laugh, think and cry. But Cha Cha Real Smooth is the type of film I can watch over and over. That's why, while I hate copying my favorite critic Amanda the Jedi (check her out on twitter and Youtube), it is my pick for the best movie of 2022.

Cooper Raiff's Andrew meets a single mother (Dakota Johnson) and her smart-as-a-whip teenage autistic daughter Lola (Vanessa Burghardt) while attending a bar mitzva with his little brother. Andrew goes on a see-saw journey of emotions afterward and Johnson's character Domino deals with the reality of life as a 30-something. Burghardt steals the movie at times, but every character is compelling in their own way.

I highly recommend you find a way to see it. While there are more ways to view movies these days on streaming services, many are not available on video to purchase or rent. That continues to disappoint me.

My rankings can never be 100 percent done. I was not able to find a way to see these highly-regarded films yet - Eo, House Made of Splinters, No Bears and Return to Seoul.

It was a year that had many memorable scenes and characters like Jenny the donkey in Banshees, Frankie Corio's Sophie in Aftersun, Maria Bakalova's Anika in The Bubble, Aimee Lou Wood's Miss Harris in Living, Daisy Edgar-Jones' Kya in Where the Crawdads Sing, Emily Skeggs' Patty in Dinner in America, Lemon and Tangerine in Bullet Train, Jon Hamm as the new Fletch, Tang Wei's Song-Soe-rae in Decision to Leave, delightful child Rayan Sarlak in Hit the Road, Marcel the Shell and fierce Amber Midthunder as Naru in Prey - among others. While there were so many emotional scenes in 2022, two that made me laugh the most were in The Bubble - which was panned by critics and I enjoyed - and the Foo Fighters' horror film Studio 666. Bakalova's flirting dialogue with Pedro Pascal in The Bubble was hilarious and Lionel Richie interrupting writer's-blocked Dave Grohl singing "Hello" at the piano floored me.

It was a great year for film. I viewed 296 in total. Crazy, yes. But well worth it.

The line of the year came in "Dinner in America," a smart, sometimes crazy and crude but likable little story. It's something we should all think about as we try to treasure each passing day.

"You need to take it down a notch."

I am trying.

I would say there are about 60 films I can recommend fully from 2022. Many are available on streaming services. Here's my top 25.

TOP 25

25. Not Okay - Zoey Deutch plays a privileged young woman, looking for attention at her social media company, who tells a lie about being in France during a mass shooting and must deal with the consequences when her story falls apart. Don't compare it to Dear Evan Hansen. It is way, way better and the ending is strong.

24. Till - The sad, gripping story of young Emmitt Till, lynched while on vacation in Mississippi for talking to a white girl in a store. It is a strong historical piece with a terrific performance by Danielle Deadwyler.

23. Living - Bill Nighy is brilliant as an aging man who finds out he has a terminal illness and the workaholic tries to figure out how to live his life again for a short time. Though it was a very simple story, it made a very strong impression on me.

22. After Yang - A family tries to deal with the loss of their unresponsive AI, who has a much deeper past than they ever imagined in their futuristic society. It is a very unique story, simply told and one of two terrific performances from Colin Farrell in 2022.

21. The Outfit - Suit store owner and "cutter" Mark Rylance must try to outsmart the mob in 1950s Chicago along with his pretty secretary Zoey Deutch in this intriguing crime drama. Deutch is fast becoming a very versatile actress.


20. Where the Crawdads Sing - A young woman living alone in the marshlands of North Carolina is charged with murder. Smart, pretty and mysterious Kya (Daisy Edgar-Jones), known as marsh girl, fights against the presumption of her guilt in a small town.

19. Devotion - The story of the first black Naval pilot Jesse L. Brown (Jonathan Majors), who flew during the Korean War in 1950. Glen Powell, also a pilot in Top Gun Maverick this year, was very strong as Brown's wing man.

18. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever - As with every sequel, it failed to reach the level of the great original, but it was an action-filled, thought-provoking journey with a strong ending. I was not big on the enemy of Wakanda, but the film held my interest throughout. We all wish the late Chadwick Boseman was still around for many more chapters.

17. Vengeance - A black comedy with BJ. Novak (Ben) playing a womanizer who gets a call from the brother of a girl he hooked up with a few times in New York. He travels to her funeral in Texas and is pulled into the mystery of her death. Ashton Kutcher gives one of the best supporting performances of the year.

16. The Batman - The new story about the caped crusader is dark in a lot of ways, but entertaining and unique, with Zoe Kravitz joining the fun as a very sexy Catwoman. Robert Pattison shines in his debut as the Bat guy.

15. The Fabelmans - Stephen Spielberg tells the story of his early life and how he became interrested in making films. His parents and their struggles are depicted expertly by the under-rated Paul Dano and Michelle Williams while Judd Hirsch has one of the best scenes of the year as Spielberg's scary uncle.

14. Dinner in America - This quirky film was in the festivals as early as 2020, but the indy about a unique relationship between a geeky girl and a drug addict rock star did not get released in the US until 2022. Emily Skeggs is lovable as Patty and Kyle Gallner is perfectly creepy as Simon in this story that grows on you.

13. Hustle - Adam Sandler is definitely in his element as an NBA scout who mines Europe for prospects and finds an unusual player with untapped talent in Spain. Sandler deserved a nomination for his terrific low-key performance and Juan Hermangomez does a nice job as Bo Cruz.

12. Causeway - Jennifer Lawrence plays an Army soldier named Lynsey who returns home after a tramatic brain injury and must figure out what is important in her life. Brian Tyree Henry is excellent as Lynsey's new friend in the heart-felt story.

11. Elvis - Interesting biopic about the King through the eyes of his corrupt manager Tom Parker, played wonderfully by Tom Hanks. Austin Butler does a terrific job in the lead role and deserved his Golden Globe.


10. A Man Called Otto - American remake of the Swedish film "A Man Called Ove" with Tom Hanks playing the grouchy old man that can't live without his wonderful wife. But his new neighbors change his outlook on life. 

9. Emily the Criminal - Aubrey Plaza plays a woman drowning in student loans who takes desperate measures by getting involved with credit card fraud. Plaza wasn't nominated for an Oscar or a Globe, but she should have been.

8. Top Gun: Maverick - Well worth the wait for this sequel, which is entertaining, well crafted, not overly predictable and very well acted. Jeninfer Connolly worked perfectly as the old flame for Maverick (Tom Cruise) while it was wonderful they included Val Kilmer's character.

7. Avatar: The Way of Water - It was a little too long, but it is a rare sequel that tops the original as the Na'vi try to ward off another challenge. Director James Cameron creates an amazing visual experience in this science fiction drama.

6. Dual - Sarah (Karen Gillan) has a terminal illness and purchases a double to take over for her, but she recovers miraculously and is forced to dual to the death with her clone. It's humorous, unique and mysterious. Fun film in a lot of ways, but it also makes you think.

5. The Banshees of Inisherin - Colin (Brendan Gleeson) abruptly breaks off his friendship with long-time buddy Paidraic (Coin Farrell) on a small island west of Ireland. That sets off a series of events. There is great dialogue and Paidraic's sister Siobhan (Kerry Condon) is outstanding.

4. The Whale - Brendan Fraser provides an Oscar-worthy performance as a professor (Charlie) that has secluded himself while gaining enormous amounts of weight by binge eating after the death of his lover  Fraser tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter (Sadie Sink) before his heart stops. Hong Chau is wonderful as Charlie's nurse/friend.

3. She Said - Two intrepid female reporters from the New York Times battle many obstacles as they investigate the story of sexual abuse by powerful movie producer Harvey Weinstein. Carey Mulligan and Zoe Kazan hit it out of the park as Megan Twohey and Jodi Kantor, respectively.

2. Aftersun - A young woman looks back on the last days spent with her father when she was just 11 and unable to comprehend the mental pain he was in before his apparent suicide. Frankie Corio is adorable as Sophie, a smart mature little girl. It is both heartwarming and very sad.

1. Cha Cha Real Smooth - Cooper Raiff wrote, produced and starred in this story about a man trying to figure out where his life goes next after finishing college. Andrew falls for the single mother (Dakota Johnson) of an amazing autistic high school girl (Vanessa Burghardt), which both enriches and complicates his days. The slice of life is smart, heartwarming and sad.


Joe Lunardi's first six out

Bullet Train - Action mystery/caper set on a fast train in Japan with plenty of humor. Brad Pitt is terrific in the lead role of the film, which was much better in the second half than the first. Tangerine and Lemon are great characters and Joey King is one tough broad as the Prince.

Emergency - Two African-American college students are faced with a dilemma when a drugged and under-aged white girl passes out after stumbling into their apartment by mistake. It's a study or race, friendship and impossible decisions.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Myrstery - Had high expectations for another solved mystery by detective Benoit Blanc (Daniel Craig), and it did not reach them. But a terrific cast made it more than fun enough.

The Good Nurse - Spine-tingling thriller based on the true story of nurse Charlie Cullen (Eddie Redmayne), who killed hundreds in eight hospitals before a "good nurse" (Jessica Chastain) had the guts to turn him in.

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent - A few moments of awkward dialogue was easily drowned out by a whole lot of fun as Nic Cage stars as himself in this outlandish adventure, co-starring the Mandalorian (Pedro Pascal).

Women Talking - Director Sarah Polley tells the story of the females in a Mennonite society who must decide what to do after being abused by the men in their sheltered ultra-religious community. It is based on the true story of a group of women in Bolivia, but these girls make different choices.

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PREVIOUS PICKS FOR BEST OF THE YEAR

2021: CODA

2020: Promising Young Woman

2019: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, JoJo Rabbit (tie)

2018:  The Hate U Give

2017 - The Big Sick

2016 - Lion

2015 - Spotlight

2014 - Birdman

2013 - Nebraska

2012  - Silver Linings Playbook

2011  - The Descendants

2010 - The Social Network

2009 - Inglourious Basterds

2008 - Frost/Nixon-The Wrestler (tie)

2007 - Once

Best of All Time - Almost Famous

Not very interested to see in 2022: The Cathedral, Compartment No. 6, The Cursed, The Devil You Know, Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero, The Duke, Family Camp, Gold, Guardians of Time, Hellraiser, The King's Daughter, Lamborghini: The Man Behind the Legend, Mad God, Lifemark, The Mulligan, One Piece Film: Red, Paradise Highway, Prey to the Devil, Terrifier 2, Unfavorable Odds


Highest Honorable Mention (33)

Alice, Darling - Anna Kendrick briliantly plays a young woman stuck in a domineering relationship, who goes away on a secret vacation with old friends. 

Armageddon Time - Coming of age story about a young Jewish boy, struggling with family and school issues, who befriends a parentless black school mate in the 1980s. Anthony Hopkins is great as the wise old grandfather.

Bodies, Bodies, Bodies - Someone described it as a cross between Mean Girls and Scream. That pretty much clocks it. Rachel Sennott and Maria Bakalova make the movie tick and the ending brings it all together well.

Breaking - The sad, maddening story of an army veteran - down on his luck because of stupid, unfixed error with his benefits - who tries to draw attention to his dilemma by robbing a bank. Excellent performances by John Boyega and the late Michael K. Williams.

Broker - Korean film that asks a lot of questions about family and what is the best for children that can't be taken care of. Li Ji-eun is a beautiful young mother who drops off her child and then sets off with two "brokers" and an orphan to find viable parents for the baby with police lurking behind.

The Bubble - A great cast with gorgeous women, some laughs and lots of fun in this spoof of a monster movie being made during the pandemic. Most under-rated movie of the year in my opinion. I laughed a lot.

Confess, Fletch - Jon Hamm shines in place of Chevy Chase for the third installment of the movie series with his goofy, smart remarks.

Decision to Leave - South Korean romantic mystery which revolves around a detective who falls for a beautiful murder suspect (Tang Wei) and is "shattered."

Don't Make Me Go - A heartwarming-heartbreaking story as a father (John Cho) and daughter (Mia Issac) take off on a long journey to see her mother. Cho has decided against surgery for bone cancer and wants his ex wife to meet her daughter.

Do Revenge - A very complicated high school drama with some very good performances led by Maya Hawke, the daughter of Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman.

Downton Abbey: A New Era - The sequel to the surprisingly likable first film based in the Roaring 20s, sends the Crawley family to the South of France to see a property the countess inherited.

The Fallout - An interesting and emotional take on the aftermath of a school shooting with a good cast, led by emerging star Jenna Ortega. Way, way better than another film in 2022 that broaches the same subject - Luckiest Girl Alive.

George Carlin's American Dream - Terrific, detailed, entertaining documentary about one of the best comedians this world has ever seen.

Girl Picture - Three different young women deal with the pressures of their first loves in this very likable, simple and smart Finnish film.

Good Night Oppy - Fascinating documentary about the two Mars rovers - Spirit and Opportunity - who were supposed to last nine months and survived six and 14 years, respectively.

Hit the Road - An Iranian family travels together to help their oldest son escape across the border to Turkey. Rayan Sarlak steals the movie as the younger brother - smart and with a big personalty, well beyond his years.

Honk for Jesus: Save Your Soul - Well-acted satirical story about a show business Baptist couple trying to reopen their church after a messy scandal closed it.

Kimi - Zoe Kravitz is a powerhouse in this thriller about a troubled woman working for a tech company who discovers a murder.

Loudmouth - Strong documentary about Civil Rights Leader and now TV personality Al Sharpton.

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On - The live-action/stop-motion animated comedy/drama - as it is called - is very unique and entertaining. Marcel is one fun guy, who loooves Lesley Stahl.

Marry Me - Some of the situations aren't sold convincingly, but it is a very enjoyable film and I believe this is one of Jennifer Lopez's best performances.

McEnroe - Interesting documentary about the great and sometimes enigmatic tennis star. Was gonna watch it in short pieces, but ended up binging.

Mending the Line - The story of recovering war veterans - one young and one older - along with a beautiful young woman (Perry Mattfield) trying to move on from a tragedy. 

The Menu - Ralph Fiennes is brilliant as the chef at Hawthorne, a exclusive restaurant on a small island where he serves his wealthy guests food and horror.

Off Track - Nice Swedish film on Netflix with a down-on-her luck single mother training for a 90-mile ski race aside her brother.

On the Count of Three - A very black comedy about two old friends deciding that they want to commit suicide together for various reasons. First, they take a trip to try and tie up loose ends.

The Quiet Girl - A nice film about a cute little withdrawn girl in a bad Irish family who moves in with her mother's cousin for a short time where she is cared for. That ending. Waterfalls.

Saint Omer - A writer/professor attends the baffling trial of a woman who left her 15-month child on the shore and allowed her to drown. Director Alice Diop is drawing on her own experience as she attended the actual trial that led to the tense, emotional film.

Shania: Not Just a Girl - Learned a lot about the very talented and, in my opinion, the most beautiful Canadian of all time. Great voice, smart woman.

The Swimmers - Heartwarming story of the Mardini sisters, who found a way to migrate from Syria to Germany. Yusra Mardini continued her training to try and make the 2016 Olympic Games for the Rufugee team.

Tar - Cate Blanchett is terrific as complicated and brilliant conductor Lydia Tar. All the acting is outstanding, but the subject matter did not thrill me enough to make the top 25.

Ticket to Paradise - George Clooney, Julia Roberts and Kaitlyn Dever in a very predicatble, but harmless and likable comedy/drama/love story in Bali.

To Leslie - A young mother (Andrea Riseborough) wins $190,000 in the lottery in a small town and must pick up her mess of a life after squandering the cash and becoming an alcoholic. Riseborough's performance is one of the best of the year.


Honorable Mention (Watchable for big movie freaks) (51)

The Adam Project - Fun science fiction, time travel jaunt with Ryan Reynolds, Zoe Saldana, Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo.

All Quiet on the Western Front - The German adaption of the 1930 American film about World War I was very long and filled with action, but did not quite move me.

All the Beauty and the Bloodshed - Great title for an interesting documentary about photographer/activist Nan Goldin.

Alone Together - Katie Holmes and Jim Sturgess are double booked at an Air BnB in the country at the beginning of the pandemic and sparks fly. Holmes directs this unspectacular, but likable, watch.

Ambulance - Your basic Michael Bay action movie with the good brother being pulled in to help the bad brother after a robbery gone wrong, but Eliza Gonzalez steals the screen with a powerhouse performance.

Anything is Possible - Long, detailed and mostly interesting documentary on Hall of Fame basketball star Kevin Garnett's career.

Babylon - A wild view of the movie industry in the late 1920s and early 1930s through the eyes of an aging star (Brad Pitt) and a crazy-sexy newcomer (Margot Robbie), along with an ambitious Mexican immigrant (Diego Calva). Worth seeing, but over done. Liked the way it ended, though.

Bandit - Josh Duhamel plays Gilbert Galvan Jr., an American prison escapee who moves to Canada and robs almost 60 banks and jewelry stores with his own likable style. Mel Gibson and Elisha Cuthbert are also in the cast.

Bardo: False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths - Director Alejandro Inarritu's (Birdman, The Revenant) latest film is visibly beautiful at times and has some very well-done scenes, but the moves between fact and fiction just make it a little confusing. Gorgeous Ximena Lamadrid is terrific as the daughter of the main character.

Blacklight - Liam Neesom action hero movie, but it has a decent story to it despite being a bit illogical at times. It should not be on worst of the year lists.

Black Phone - This crime/horror film about an abduction was headed in the right direction to be interesting, but veered off a bit in the middle. Madeleine McGraw was amazing.

Bones and All - Beautiful Taylor Russell and Timothee Chalamet play two young people with uncontrollable urges for cannibalism that fall for one another on the road. Yeah, really. 

Clerks III - Third in the series had it's moments, but no sequel can compare to the brilliance of this original. 37. ....!!

The Day the Music Died: The Story of Don McLean and American Pie - Interesting documentary about one of the best songs in music history.

Descendant - Interesting documentary about the ancestors of the survivors from the final slave ship that arrived in the United States.

Dog - A soldier (Channing Tatum) with a previous head injury takes an Army dog on a long trip to his handler's funeral. Story was entertaining enough.

Easter Sunday - A low-rent comic actor from L.A. visits his family in a Filipino neighborhood before chaos and a few laughs ensue.

Emancipation - A grand, historical film about the days before and after Lincoln freed the slaves. Will Smith plays a slave who is captured and later escapes to try and find his family again. It's just not anywhere as good as 12 Years a Slave.

Empire of Light - Olivia Colman stars in this drama about a unique relationship between a troubled older woman and a young black man. The relationship doesn't quite work and the talented Colman over acts a bit, but it's a decent film overall.

Enola Holmes 2 - The sister or Sherlock, played by Millie Bobby Brown, helps uncover another mystery with her likable style.

Falling for Christmas - Lindsay Lohan plays a filty-rich, spoiled young woman who hits her head in a skiing accident and loses her memory before falling for a widower. It's formulaic, but watchable.

The Greatest Beer Run Ever - Hard to believe this is based on a true story and it was shaky in the first half hour, but it grew on me as time went on. Just wanna know how he kept the beer cold?

Happening - A promising student trying to make university in France is saddled with an unwanted pregnancy with abortion outlawed in 1963. French/Romanian actress Anamaria Vartolomei is outstanding in the lead.

The Inspection - Jeremy Pope produces a wonderful performance as a gay black man, who has had issues with law and is estranged from his mother, trying to graduate from boot camp a marine.

Interceptor - Beautiful Elsa Pataky is a dynamo as she tries to save the world from a rogue Russian missile attack in the Pacific Ocean.

Is that Black Enough For You? - A documentary that studies the history of black actors in feature films.

I Want You Back - You definitely have seen this script before in a rom-com, but it is likable enough to let that slide with Jenny Slate playing the lead.

Jurassic World: Dominion - Another chapter in the series, four years after the island is destroyed, with dinosaurs living among humans. Oh, what could go wrong?

Meet Cute - Kelly Cuoco lives what she plans on being the final day of her life over and over after finding a time machine. Pete Davidson is the guy she meets in a bar day after day.

Montana Story - Two half siblings, meeting for the first time in many years, deal with their abusive father's impending death. It's simple and real, and I like Haley Lu Richardson.

Moonage Daydream - Director Brett Morgen uses a unique non-chronological form of documentary to cover the career of the great David Bowie, using interviews and some never-seen-before performance footage.

Monnshot - Enjoyable HBO Original with an average young adventurer (Cole Sprouse) stowing away on a ship to Mars. Along the way, he falls for a brainy girl (Lana Condor).

Murina - A beautiful young daughter (Gracija Filipovic), who loves the water and where she is living, tries to deal with a domineering father wanting to sell the family's island home.

Navalny - Documentary about the brave Russian leader poisoned by Putin and then imprisoned unjustly by the Russian government.

Next Exit - Two young people make a trip together to end their lives as part of an afterlife study and stuff happens. It's a great concept, well acted, but is one of those near misses.

Nope - Good performances and well directed by Jordan Peele, but was not impressed with the predator overall. Keke Palmer and Daniel Kaluuya save the weird, but intense film.

Nothing Compares - Interesting documentary about the brilliant, but complicated and sometimes baffling singer Sinead O'Connor.

The Pale Blue Eye - A brilliant but troubled detective, Augustus Landor (Christian Bale), is tasked to uncover the mystery of brutal killings at West Point. One of the most surprising twists at the end of a movie in 2022.

Prey - Amber Midthunder is terrific as precocious young female Comanche Indian fighter Naru in the fourth of the Predator series.

The Redeem Team - A documentary about the 2008 USA basketball team that made up for failures in the previous Olympics with Gold. It was also the turning point in Kobe Bryant's public perception.

Riotsville USA - Documentary about civil unrest in the 1960s and the militarization of the police, using fictional towns to practice. It is a quite maddening and interesting history lesson.

Rosaline - A try at humor with the Romeo and Juliet storyline is only mildly entertaining, but the appearances of Kaitlyn Dever and Isabela Merced make it slightly better than average.

RRR - A mythical drama based on two Indian revolutionaries who battle the evil English Empire and save a young girl. 

Senior Year - Not a great script and it's quite predictable, but it ends up being an entertaining netflix high school movie.

Sheryl - Solid documentary about the career of Sheryl Crow, which left out a lot of things and could have been another hour. What really happened with Clapton, Sheryl?

Sr. - Robert Downey Jr. with a strong, interesting and light documentary about his film director/actor father Robert Downey Sr. in the final years of his life.

Stars at Noon - A gorgeous freelance journalist (Margaret Qualley), stuck in Nicaragua during a civil war, meets an English businessman who ends up being in more danger than her as they try to escape to Costa Rica. 

Studio 666 - The Foo Fighters rent a haunted house to record their next album and all Hell breaks loose. Not a great flick, but Dave Grohl singing "Hello" briefly before getting choked by Lionel Richie is one of the funniest scenes of the year.

Thor: Love and Thunder - Marvel film got better as it went on, but did not ever get to a high level. The ending was emotional and good, though, setting up for the next one.

Travelin' Band: Creedence Clearwater Revival at the Royal Albert Hall - Documentary leading into a concert by the under-rated band of the late 60s and early 70s.

Watcher - A young couple moves to Bucharest, Romania in this chilling thriller in which Julia (Maika Monroe) grows fearful that a man in the window watching her from across the street is a serial killer..

The Woman King - Viola Davis is brilliant as usual in this African tale of an elite fighting force of women, but the film does not become compelling enough for a higher rating.

The Wonder - An English nurse (Florence Pugh) is hired to observe a young girl who has claimed to not eat for four months and remained alive miraculously in 1800s Ireland.


Medium Honorable Mention (worth a watch,  but a few levels below recommended) (31)

All That Breathes - Interesting documentary about two brothers in New Delhi, who make it their life's job to care for injured black kite birds.

A Love Song - A lonely widow invites an old flame to her camp site for a nice meeting and the two talk about their past and their beloved departed spouses before moving on. It's a simple, watchable film, but it does not go past that.

A Madea Homecoming - Another chapter in the series made me laugh - especially near the grill - and had a decent message at the end.

A Man of Action - A Spanish bricklayer becomes an anarchist and hatches several schemes to steal money from banks while marrying gorgeous Satur (Ana Polvorosa).

Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Childhood - Cartoon story leading up to the Apollo 11 launch from the recollection of director Frank Linklater and his family

Argentina, 1985 - The story of the prosecution of the last Argentinian military-civilian dictatorship by very brave lawyers.

Barbarian - A weird, but somewhat compelling, horror film about an Airbnb with a dangerous basement. The thing that bothers me is, why in the heck did Tess go back there after leaving?

Call Jane - Joy (Elizabeth Banks) deals with a life-threatening pregnancy in the 1960s, where seeking an abortion means going to an underground woman's club.

Close - Interesting Swedish film about a close friendship between two young boys. After some classmates tease Leo about the two being boyfriends, he pulls away from Remi. Tragedy occurs.

Corsage - An Austrian Empress and estranged wife of a philandering husband deals with depression and self worth issues as she ages. 

Crush - Likable, woke, but sorta poorly written high school movie. Auli'l Cravalho and Rowan Blanchard make it work because they are very good young actresses.

Everything, Everywhere All At Once - Chaos develops after an Asian businesswoman visits an evil IRS agent, sending her into the metaverse where she becomes many different versions of herself. The film is saved a bit for me at the end with a decent message, but I think it's extremely over-rated.

Last Seen Alive - Your basic Gerard Butler crime drama, but it held my attention until the end as he looked for his gorgeous wife (Jaimie Alexander).

Lesson Plan - A former cop goes undercover at a high school where his friend was killed after trying to stop a drug ring.

The Lost City - Harmless fun with Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum, but not anywhere near as many laughs as expected.

Metal Lords - Three high school outcasts put together a metal band for Battle of the Bands - eventually - and it's mostly fun.

Moonfall - An imperfect Sci-fi drama, especially in the final half hour, but one compelling enough to keep your eyes on it throughout.

The Northman - There was a decent story in there, but it was clouded by too much nonsense in the medieval film. This is not a Game of Thrones caliber movie.

Scream - The latest in the slasher series brings back Neve and Courtney to help end another spree.

Slumberland - A likable young girl tries to find her father along with a scoundrel (Jason Momoa) in her dreams.

Spin Me Round - Weird black comedy about a work trip to Italy, but Aubrey Plaza and Alison Brie are always fun to watch.

Spirited - Musical comedy with Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds that has its fun moments, but does not provide many laughs.

Spoiler Alert - Jim Parsons stars in a gay love story that is realistic and sad. While Bros had more laughs, this was a better movie for that genre.

Thirteen Lives - Ron Howard's take on the great rescue of a young soccer team from a cave in Thailand is too long, but is not without some stirring moments.

The Tinder Swindler - Documentary about an Israeli con man Simon Leviev. Can't imagine these women getting fooled that easily, but Stockholm Syndrome can get anyone I guess.

Triangle of Sadness - A mess of a film with a few interesting or funny scenes, but I was not 100 percent sure what it was really getting at. Over-rated.

Uncharted - Intermittently fun treasure jaunt with Mark Wahlberg, Tom Holland and the gorgeous Sophia Taylor Ali.

Violent Night - A few laughs and a whole lot of violence as Santa saves the day for a little girl and her broken family.

I Wanna Dance With Somebody - The story of Whitney Houston had some decent moments, but was a bit disjointed at times. 

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story - Had a few laughs, but not sure why they had to change so much of his story. Poor decision.

We're All Going to the World's Fair - Weird little psychodrama about a lonely young woman making videos to show as an initiation to join a club on the internet.

2nd Chance - A documentary on the enigmatic and sometimes crazy Richard Davis, who invented the bulletproof vest that policemen use.


Low Honorable Mention (Has a few good elements, but otherwise forgettable) (76)

Against the Ice - A pair of explorers from Denmark battle the cold in Greenland to get important information.

Agent Game - A spy-action thriller with Dermot Mulroney in a pickle after his boss is murdered and he is blamed for a detainee's death.

Amsterdam - Glad I did not go to see it in the theater. Great cast for this 1930s mystery, but the story never pulls you in.

Athena - French film that pits soldier brother vs. brother after their younger sibling is beaten and killed by corrupt police.

Beast - Adventure in Africa with Idris Alba, his two film daughters and some pissed off lions.

Benediction - The story of Siegfried Sassoon, a British Poet who opposed the home country's continued participation in World War I.

The Big 4 - A straight-laced poilice officer finds out her father had a secret life in charge of assasins and travels to find his retired group after he is killed, in the Indonesian film.

Black Adam - Another substandard Marvel enterprise, but The Rock and the beautiful Sarah Shahi at least make it somewhat watchable in parts.

Black Site - Agents at a secret site must fight off a infamous detainee who escapes. Beautiful Michelle Monaghan looks hot leading the agents.

Blonde - Ana de Armas does a good job playing Marilyn Monroe and I learned a lot, but the movie is way too long.

Book of Love - An average writer falls in love with the woman who rewrote his average book and made it a hit in Mexico. Veronica Echegui is very likable.

Borrego - A woman looking to get away from a tragedy at home gets caught up in a drug trafficking deal near the border and needs help from a new young friend.

Both Sides of the Blade - Always-stunning Juliette Binoche stars in the French film as a woman married to the former best friend of her ex-husband. The two friends get together for a business venture, which causes obvious issues.

Captain Nova - A female pilot travels back in time to try and avert a climate disaster and the trip makes her a younger age.

Catherine Called Birdy - Delightful Bella Ramsey (Game of Thrones) plays a young teen in medieval times who perfects the art of pushing away suitors her father introduces.

Day Shift - Vampire movie has some good action and Jamie Foxx, which makes it a tiny bit better than passable.

DC League of Super Pets - Cartoons with animals are always at least a little fun, but few climb above this category. Great cast. Kevin Hart's dog is humorous.

Deep Water - Sexual thriller with the Ana de Armas and Ben Affleck is ok, but did not grab my full attention.

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - A good visual experience, but the story was all over the place and the action chaotic at times

Don't Worry Darling - A somewhat interesting storyline is ruined by unnecessary filler and no ending or answers to questions. Florence Pugh is very good as usual in this Stepford Wives-like movie.

The Estate - Anna Faris and Toni Collette are down on their luck, but see an opportunity when a rich aunt has terminal cancer. I probably rate it too high, but I guess it didn't annoy me as much as others.

Facing Nolan - Documentary about Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan that has it's moments, but is not extremely compelling.

Fall - A young woman still hurting from her husband's fall to death while climbing decides to scale an old tower with her adrenalin junkie friend. What could happen?

Father Stu - Mark Wahlberg plays Stuart Long, who goes from amateur boxer through a long process that takes him to the priesthood.

Fire of Love - Documentary on an intrepid couple of volcano explorers. It has some good moments, but is boring overall.

Fresh - The so-called black comedy horror film stars Daisy Edgar-Jones (Where the Crawdads Sing), who goes away with her boyfriend for the first time and finds out he has a gruesome secret.

Funny Pages - A teenage cartoonist leaves school after the teacher that inspired him dies and tries to break into the professional world. Thought it would be better.

The Good House - Sigourney Weaver plays a previously successful real estate agent struggling with her business and alcoholism in a small Massachusetts town.

Good Luck to You Leo Grande - Emma Thompson, a retired widow, hires a young sex worker for a night of wild fun. Well acted, but over-rated.

The Gray Man - Big buildup to this Netflix spy drama with Ryan Gosling and Ana de Armas turned into a letdown.

Halftime - Solid documentary on Jennifer Lopez's year leading to her Super Bowl halftime performance with Shakira.

High Heat - Don Johnson is in trouble with the mafia and his ex-KGB agent, sexy wife Anna Kurylenko tries to save him along with their restaurant.

Hocus Pocus 2 - Modern remake of the original back in 1993 as three witches return to haunt on Halloween.

The Invitation - Gorgeous Nathalie Emmanuel (Missandei in Game of Thrones) is invited to a Vampire Party in England and she takes them on.

Lady Chatterley's Lover - The third film based on D.H. Lawrence's book about the infidelity of a beautiful aristocrat woman.

Lightyear - Buzz is a cool character, but the Disney cartoon is not quite fun enough to climb out of the average category.

Look Both Ways - College student Natalie (Lila Reinhart) is tossed into the world of parallel realities after taking a pregnancy test.

Love Lizzo - Interesting HBO documentary about the trials, tribulations and the rise of the talented, plus-sized recording artist.

Lyle, Lyle Crocodile - Lyle is certainly a cool dude with a good voice, but the film is a bit hokey overall.

Mack & Rita - A pretty, but socially inept, young woman writer (Elizabeth Lail) turns into a popular 70-year-old woman after something called regression. It isn't awful and Lail is sweet. It's just weird and forced.

Man from Toronto - Kevin Hart plays his normal likable bumbling guy, getting mistaken for a contract killer, but the story is a bit of a mess.

Meet Me in the Bathroom - Documentary about the underground New York rock scene before and after the 9/11 disaster.

Me Time - Stay at home dad Sonny (Kevin Hart) gets some free time and reconnects with crazy old friend Huck (Mark Wahlberg) for a wild time.

Men - There is a little smart intrigue in this horror/drama and Jessie Buckley is as good as usual in her lead role of a woman dealing with her estranged husband's suicide. But it gets way too weird near the end.

Mindcage - Crime/thriller with the pretty Melissa Roxburgh (Manifest), Martin Lawrence and the great John Malkovich as a serial killer helping with a copycat murderer. 

Minions 2: The Rise of Gru - Young Gru wants to join a super villain gang and the goofy minions are there to help.

Monolith - A disgraced journalist starts a podcast where people call in with unusual stories. She ends up diving into one about a brick monolith that has power over people.

Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris - An English widow travels to France to buy a special Dior dress and the former cleaning lady becomes a star.

Munich: The Edge of War - College friends re-unite in a fantasy, historical story about the potential plot to assassinate Hitler.

Orphan First Kill - Psycho girl escapes from a Russian mental institute and tries to take the identity of a missing American girl.

Panama - Mel Gibson stars in a story about arms dealing in the Central American nation before a potential United States invasion.

Paradise City - One of the better Bruce Willis crime dramas over the last few years. Pretty women and decent action.

Persuasion - Dakota Johnson shines in this adaption of a Jane Austen book. It just doesn't get over the hump from average to good.

Pinocchio - Guilermo del Toro's take on the classic tale has plenty of style, but it did not quite become a must watch for me.

Poker Face - A Big Tech billionaire (Russell Crowe) invites old friends to a high stakes poker game that gets hectic when robbers show up.

Qala - A brilliant Hindu singer must deal with the scars of her past, including a difficult mother, as she navigates the pitfalls of success. It is a beautifully shot film.

Return to Space - Dislike Elon Musk intensely overall, but it was an interesting documentary about his SpaceX mission.

Rubikon - Science Fiction film with an interesting premise, but a bit too much talking. Three survivors on a space station decide whether to return to a near dead Earth.

Rumspringa - Coming of age story for a young Amish boy in Germany creates a few laughs and is basically harmless fun.

Samaritan - Sylvester Stallone plays an aging hero who must save a city from some very evil people and save a kid.

See How They Run - Two great actors (Sam Rockwell and Saoirse Ronan) try their hardest with a rather boring old style mystery script.

The Sea Beast - Cute cartoon with a message at the end, but nothing more.

Secret Headquarters - Kids sci-fi film in which a young boy finds out that his father is a secret super hero. It's fun enough.

Significant Other - The sci-fi horror film on Paramount Plus was different, but not compelling or straight forward enough for me.

Smile - Weird horror movie about a supernatural force affecting people who have witnessed trauma. Sosie Bacon is outstanding in the lead role of this slightly-below average horror film.

Sniper: Rogue Mission - A crooked cop is involved with a nasty sex trafficking ring and the good guys go after him with a little humor.

The Son - Good actors Hugh Jackman, Laura Dern and Vanessa Kirby try to save a bad script about a teenager dealing with depression.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Sonic is a fun character, but this one was not as enjoyable as the original.

Spiderhead - Inmates are recruited to test obedience drugs in a remote location. Miles Teller stars in the disappointing film.

Strange World - Cute cartoon about family, science and exploration. It may be too woke for wacko Republicans.

The Takedown - French comedy/action film with two old detective friends teaming up to try and take down a bad dude.

The Takeover - A smart, beautiful young hacker (Holy Mae Brood) is targeted and framed by an international crime syndiate. 

They/Them - Slasher movie at a conversion camp with a nasty Kevin Bacon in charge. Had some ok moments, but nothing more.

Three Thousand Years of Longing - A Jeannie arrives allows Tilda Swinton three wishes. It's a weird movie that isn't really compelling.

White Noise - Wacky, offbeat comedy/drama about a family with a husband (Adam Driver) and wife on their fourth marriage, who must deal with a aftermath of a chemical spill in their town.

Wildcat - An English soldier returns from Afghanistan with PTSD and tries to recover in the Amazon rainforest where he befriends an American scientist. The two help nurse a baby leopard in this interesting documentary.

X - Making a low-rent porn film in a creepy location, owned by weird old people in Texas. What could go wrong? Slasher movie with three beautiful women.


Merely Passable (Just enough elements to keep it out of the worst list) (54):  A Day to Die (Another Bruce Willis dud), Aline (based on the life of Celine Dion), All the Old Knives, The Aviary (Good premise, escaping a cult. Boring story), The Bad Guys (cute cartoon, but nothing special), Belle (Japanese cartoon isn't all bad), Bigbug (futuristic weirdness), Black Crab, Bros (gay love story had a few laughs), Cirkus (two sets of twins separated at birth end up in the same town), The Contractor, Death on the Nile (Great cast, average acting, below-average and somewhat boring story), End of the Road (Queen Latifah and family on a racially-charged trip through Texas), The Eternal Daughter (Tilda Swinton plays a daughter and a mother at the same time), Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (You kind of had the watch the previous movies, but it had its moments), Fire Island, The Forgiven, Gasoline Alley (Bruce Willis and Luke Wilson in a crime snoozer), The Girl in the Picture (Documentary about the murder of two young women in Tampa), God's Country (bad people in Montana), Godspeed (A disabled Army captain drives a soldier to stop the wedding of his lost love), Gone in the Night (Shame on you Winona Ryder, John Gallagher Jr. and Dermot Mulroney for accepting this weird script), I Believe in Santa Claus, Infinite Storm (Naomi Watts rescues a guy probably not worth rescuing from a snowstorm), Into the Deep: The Submarine Murder Case (Documentary about the baffling murder of a journalist by an entrepreneur), Jackass Forever (liked the cup test bit, but the rest was trash), Katrina Babies (documentary on the aftermath of Katrina), The Lair, Live is Life, Luckiest Girl Alive (Mila Kunis stars in a mess and I hated that Luke character), Master (Racism at a school, but it kinda falls flat), Memory (Liam Neeson shoot'em up) Mid-Century (three hot girls in the cast pull this horror/drama out of the worst list), Mr. Harrigan's Phone, My Policeman, Nanny, The Next 365 Days (third in series is slightly better than the second and Anna Maria Sieklucka is the most beautiful woman in Europe), Operation Mincemeat (World War II story that is well acted, but rather dull), Our Father (Documentary about a doctor who used his own sperm to artificially inseminate many, many women), PresencePurple Hearts (I like Sofia Carson, but this was way below average), Puss and Boots: The Last Wish (Wasn't thrilled), Recurrence (Argentinian crime drama), Restlless, The Stranger, Summering, The Tiger Rising (A bullied young boy finds his imagination when he sees a caged tiger behind his hotel), Turning Red (sorta cute cartoon that peters out), Umma, Unplugging, Valley of the Dead (Not a lot new to this Netflix flick), We Met in Virtual Reality (cartoon about people taking different identities during the pandemic), The Wrath of God (Slow crime drama, but Argentinian Macarena Achaga is quite beautiful), The 355 (Four great actresses slog through a bad action movie with a below-average script)

Worst of the Worst for 2022

Dishonroable mention: After Ever Happy (why do they keep making these movies? I can't hate Hardin any more), American Carnage (immigrants sent to weird health care facility), Bob's Burgers: The Movie (thought the cartoon was a mess), Redeeming Love (Nice man tries to convert prostitute to wife; mindless script), The System (dumb prison drama)

10. Pearl - The more horrific prequel to X just did not hit me right, despite critics liking it pretty universally.

9. 365 Days: This Day  - It's really a porn movie with some weird story in between. Anna-Maria Sieklucka's beauty keeps it out of the top five.

8. Windfall - Bad movie about a billionaires house being broken into that got even worse with a mindless ending.

7. Halloween Ends - The long-time series of movies ends with a whimper.

6. Vendetta - It's amazing how many bad crime/action movies Bruce Willis has been in the last 3-4 years.

5. Morbius - Dark Marvel which does not pull you in at all, even after it was held back many times for improvements.

4. You Won't Be Alone - A witch steals a daughter and I'm not sure how anyone could sit through the ugly story.

3. Firestarter - It's just really bad in every way and extremely boring. Perhaps they should have set the film on fire.

2. Crimes of the Future - Viggo Mortensen, Lea Seydoux and Kristen Stewart in a futuristic story about humans adapting to a synthetic environment that causes mutations. Impossible to follow this mess.

1. Dashcam - An incredibly despicable woman named Annie Hardy live streams a weird, horror-filled night in her life for the internet. Right there with Mother! as one of worst few movies of all time. Apparently Annie Hardy was not acting. She's really that bad a person.