Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Top 20 songs from The Boss

 

One of the most difficult assignments ever was cutting my original rough draft list of 60-plus songs down to 20. 


Bruce Springsteen

Top 20


1. Thunder Road - Perhaps the greatest opening verse in the history of music

2. Jungleland - An epic concert song that made Clarence Clemons the king of the saxophone

3. The Promised Land - "Mister, I ain't a boy, no, I'm a man. And I believe in the Promised Land." Enough said

4. Land of Hope and Dreams - Beautiful song that becomes more meaningful every day and sounded perfect at Biden's Inauguration

5. Born to Run - Powerful signature anthem from the Boss that could easily be No. 1

6. Rosalita - A rollicking tune that can be put in so many categories and never gets old

7. My City of Ruins - Haunting song about 9/11 that could work at a church ceremony

8. Tenth Avenue Freeze Out - Sometimes we forget how good this song was. Rewatched his Super Bowl show and this one batted leadoff. It worked perfectly

9. The Rising - Title track from one of his best albums makes you scream the words.

10. Badlands - Seemed to be one of the first songs at most of his concerts


11. Dancing in the Dark

12. Out in the Street

13. Bobby Jean

14. Point Blank

15. Brilliant Disguise

16. The River

17. Streets of Philadelphia

18. Janey don't you lose heart

19. Racing in the Street

20. If I was the Priest


Joe Lunardi's first eight out


She's the One

Prove it all night

If I should fall behind

Incident on 57th Street

Spirits in the night

I'm Goin Down

No Surrender

Downbound Train


Eliminated because made more popular by other artists

Blinded by the Light

Talk to Me

Because the Night








Tuesday, May 11, 2021

The top 20 songs for the Beatles, REM and U2

 

By Mark Pukalo

I have joined a 12-person facebook group rating great artists' top 20 songs. The Beatles were first on the list and here's my effort, followed by REM and U2

It was not easy, because 100 could have made the grade for the Beatles, and I acquired additional respect for Bono, the Edge, Michael and the boys as I examined their impressive libraries. 


The Beatles top 20

1. I Saw Her Standing There - The first track on the Fab Five's debut album "Please Please Me"

2. Revolution - Used to love hearing it booming out of the speakers at the end of New England Revolution games in Foxboro

3. She Loves You - I'm told this was the first song I liked when I was in my second year on the Earth

4. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - Just classic early work from the Fab Four

5. The Long and Winding Road - Just a haunting melodic song from the Let it Be album

6. All You Need is Love - Ended the under-rated movie "Across the Universe" with style

7. Yesterday - I agree with the movie by the same name. One of the best written songs of all time

8. While My Guitar Gently Weeps - There's quite a story behind this incredible song written by George Harrison

9. Hey Jude - Paul McCartney wrote this song about John Lennon's son Julian after John left his mom for Yoko Ono

10. Back in the USSR - Paul did not write it as a political song. The Ukraine girls really do knock you out


11. Ticket to Ride

12. Penny Lane

13. A Hard Day's Night

14. Help!

15. Something

16. I'll Be On My Way

17. Across the Universe

18. Here Comes the Sun

19. Can't Buy Me Love

20. Twist & Shout (ok, it's a cover)


Joe Lunardi's first four out

A Day in the Life

Michelle

Let it Be

We Can Work it Out


R.E.M. Top 20


1. Losing my Religion - It's a southern phrase about losing yourself in pursuit of something

2. Man on the Moon - Cheeky tune with tremendous lyrics performed well at Live 8

3. Radio Free Europe - The first song by the group I heard

4. Electrolite - Love this melodic tune from under-rated album "New Adventures in Hi-Fi" 

5. South Central Rain - One of the first hits for the Georgia band

6. At My Most Beautiful - Made to sound like a Beach Boys tune. Well written

7. It's the End of the World as we Know it - I feel fine after listening to this song

8. Everybody Hurts - Emotional song about avoiding suicide

9. Man-Sized Wreath - Under-rated tune from the "Accelerate" album

10. What's the Frequency, Kenneth? - Hard to keep from from humming this song from "Monster" after you hear it


11. Country Feedback

12. The One I Love

13. Nightswimming

14. Pretty Persuasion

15. Imitation of Life

16. Find the River

17. Drive

18. Begin the Begin

19. Bang and Blame

20. Until the Day is Done


Joe Lunardi's first six out

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight

Radio Song

Try not to breathe

Stand

Leaving New York

Fall on Me


U2 Top 20


1. Walk On - I think it's a masterpiece. The song was written about Aung San Suu Kyi, who was jailed for her pro-democracy efforts in corrupt Burma - where the tune was banned

2. Sunday Bloody Sunday - Bono stepped out on the stage at 1985's Live Aid in London and boomed out the song about British troops killing unarmed civil rights protesters in Northern Ireland. The 70,000-plus fans were with him

3. Bad - The tune is about heroin addiction and it was never sung better than at Live Aid

4. I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - Just a beautiful song about "spiritual yearning"

5. Pride (In the Name of Love) - A historic song about the great Martin Luther King

6. Beautiful Day - The uplifting tune is definitely suited for big stadium concerts

7. Stay (Faraway, So Close) - Love this song, especially Bono's performance, from the Zooropa CD

8.. With or Without You - The group's first No. 1 in both the U.S. and Canada. It spent three weeks atop the Billboard chart

9. The Unforgettable Fire - Haunting, beautiful title track from their fourth album

10. One Tree Hill - Written in memory of Bono's friend Greg Carroll and the group's roadie, who died in a motorcycle accident in 1986


11. One  

12. Angel of Harlem  

13. Red Hill Mining Town 

14. I Will Follow

15. New Year's Day 

16. Vertigo

17. Where the Streets Have No Name 

18. Wild Honey

19. The Miracle (of Joey Ramone)  

20. Acrobat 


Joe Lunardi's first six out


A Sort of Homecoming

Until the End of the World

All I Want is You

Every Breaking Wave

Magnificent

Gloria






Saturday, March 6, 2021

The Year in Movies: Women Rule The Big Screen in 2020

 

By Mark Pukalo

The Year 2020 took away so many things from us. 

The Oscar Year 2020 may not have come close to making up for all we lost from a mostly-awful 14 months, but it provided us with a variety of memorable moments, unique films and different avenues to see them.

With extra time that I wish was not available, more ways to view them and so many interesting storylines to draw me in, I smashed my record by viewing 353 films in the extended Oscar Year from January, 2020 to the end of February, 2021. I'm not sure if I'm proud or embarrassed. I think, mostly proud.

It was a great year for documentaries. Four could have easily made it into my top 25. While six other films were close to sliding in, I believe the top 10 separate themselves. Three of my top nine were about women who were taken advantage of in some way.

Cassie looks to avenge a lost friend, Autumn struggles through decisions well beyond her maturity level and Jane tries to cope with an abusive boss. Of my top 25 rated films of the year, 10 have women as the main character and four of the top seven documentaries are about, or have females as key figures. Most of the top individual performances during this 14-month stretch were also from women.

The best of them and my selection for the No. 1 movie of 2020 came late in the year. I went to see "Promising Young Woman" on Christmas Day, expecting to see an entertaining film. But it was so much more.

Former medical student Cassandra lives her life for vengeance against manipulative men. The one time she did not go to a party with her best friend, Nina suffered a sexual assault and was never the same. Carey Mulligan, who has made her name in mostly artsy-type films, did not seem right for the role of Cassie. But, she was simply perfect. Mulligan played Cassie with humor, mystery, inner pain and biting sarcasm. As Cassie leaves the office of the dean of her former medical school - a woman who did not fully investigate the assault on Nina years earlier - she tells a tale of fooling the dean's teenage daughter into a room with sleazy guys earlier in the day.

"She's kind of an idiot, huh?" Cassie says of the dean's daughter. "Gorgeous though. Who needs brains? They never did a girl any good."

Director, writer and producer Emerald Fennell made you laugh, cry and think. That makes "Promising Young Woman" the best film of the Oscar Year 2020 in my opinion. Some did not like the way the movie ended, but I felt like it worked well. Cassie had every possibility covered and the use of a classic song by Juice Newton perfectly put a cap on it. Cassie was "Angel of the Morning."

It was a year in which I needed about six levels of honorable mention. Usually, I can say I fully recommend anything in the high honorable mention category. But there are films on that list this time around that wouldn't make it in the past. They are just a tad better than those on the medium honorable mention list. It all depends on what you prefer, but I put two stars next to the films I recommend more than others in the high honorable mention group.

There were so many great moments in 2020 films, they are hard to narrow down to the top few. Who would have thought a Murder-Karaoke themed birthday party would work? Who would have thought a recorded Broadway show could be one of the best movies of the year, and it wasn't Hamilton?  Who would have thought that Netflix would be so dominant? Who would have thought there would be so many great films in a year when theaters were closed for so long? 

But here are the top 25 in my opinion. Understand that the films from 18 to 40 are so close, it was very difficult to rate them. But here goes. 

As the Nomads say, "I'll see you down the road."


TOP 25

25. The Half of It (netflix) - A smart teen (Leah Lewis) helps an awkward athlete write letters - for a price - to a pretty classmate he likes. But slowly she becomes emotionally involved with both. Lewis is outstanding

24. First Cow - Simple story, beautifully shot, about a Chinese immigrant befriending a traveling fur trapper in the Oregon Territory. John Magaro is terrific as Cookie, who makes wonderful treats with help of a cow he steals milk from

23. Words on Bathroom Walls - A high school senior (Charlie Plummer) diagnosed with Schizophrenia tries to hide his mental illness from a new beautiful and intelligent girlfriend (Taylor Russell), who inspires him to look toward the future

22. Happiest Season - The daughter of politician (Mackenzie Davis) brings her lesbian girlfriend (Kristen Stewart) home for the holidays, but the family does not know of her sexual preference. While it is not a unique story, it is handled with care and Daniel Levy is great in a supporting role

21. The Mauritanian - A young man (Tahar Rahim) is detained at Gitmo for 14 years with no charges, and despite the bare minimum of circumstantial evidence that he was part of the 9/11 attacks. Jodie Foster and Shailene Woodley try to get him out of jail in this true story


20. Driveways - A young Asian boy befriends a sad old neighbor (Brian Dennehy) after he travels with his mom to clean out a long-lost aunt's house following her death. Dennehy makes an Oscar-worthy performance in one of his last films before he passed away

19. The Broken Hearts Gallery - Lucy (Geraldine Viswanathan) starts a unique gallery with souvenirs from failed relationships and finds love after losing her job. It is well-written, humorous, emotional and Viswanathan is terrific - along with her sarcastic roomies

18. Saint Frances - Can you have a feel-good movie about periods, abortion, postpartum depression and the difficulties of same-sex marriage? Yes. Writer Kelly O'Sullivan and director Alex Thompson pull it off nicely, and the acting is outstanding

17. Kajillionaire - With con-artist parents who show her no affection, daughter Old Dolio (Evan Rachel Wood) begins to find her way with the help of a stranger. Wood should be nominated from this odd, but eventually, fascinating little film

16. Judas & the Black Messiah - The story of Black Panther chairman Fred Hampton, who developed the Rainbow Coalition in Chicago but was murdered by police and the FBI. Golden Globe winner Daniel Kaluuya is fantastic as Hampton

15. The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart (HBO) - A fascinating documentary that chronicles the journey of the amazingly-talented Gibb brothers. You tend to forget how many great songs they produced over the years with their tremendous writing skills, unmatched harmony and creativity

14. Collective - A stunning, heartbreaking documentary about a Romanian newspaper uncovering massive corruption in the state's hospital system and the new Minister of Health's struggle with cleaning it up. The corruption was revealed after the Collectiv nightclub fire in 2015 when hospitals could not care for patients

13. The Invisible Man - Cecilia (Elisabeth Moss) tries to escape her brilliant, but evil and abusive, husband in this smart thriller. Writer/director Leigh Whannell (Saw, Upgrade) does a good job of making this more than just an horror action movie

12. News of the World - A Civil War soldier (Tom Hanks), whose new job is delivering the country's news to small towns in Texas, encounters an orphan girl and attempts to return her to the family that she hardly knows.

11. The Vast of the Night - An old-style science fiction thriller in black and white that is sort of cross between War of the Worlds, The Blair Witch Project and the Wizard of Oz. Flying saucers are seen in the sky above a small New Mexico town in the 1950s and two intrepid youngsters investigate


10. The Trial of the Chicago 7 (netflix) - Director Aaron Sorkin smartly tells the story of seven men charged with various crimes at the 1968 Democratic convention in Chicago. Sasha Baron Cohen is outstanding as Abbie Hoffman, a polarizing political and social activist, in the historic gem

9. The Assistant - Director Kitty Green portrays an intense day in the life of Jane (Julia Garner), a hard-working young assistant for a major movie producer. The producer, who is heard but never seen on screen, is said to be based on accused rapist Harvey Weinstein. Garner should be at least nominated for her brilliant and subtle performance

8. The Way Back - A former high school superstar Ben Affleck deals with a tragedy in his life by turning to the bottle, but a chance opportunity as a first-time basketball coach takes his life in a different direction. While most critics liked this film, I may be the only one to put it in the top 10 for the year. It is authentic and deserves to be higher on every list

7. Sound of Metal - The drummer of a two-piece, traveling metal band with his girlfriend suddenly loses his hearing and must deal with a different way of life. Riz Ahmed deserves an Academy Award nomination for his work as Ruben, who has to make impossible decisions in his new world

6. Nomadland - Fern (Frances McDormand) embarks on a journey through the Western United States after losing her house, husband and job in the recession of 2008. She meets many interesting people along the way while living the life of a nomad in this simple and beautiful film

5. David Byrne's American Utopia (HBO) - A wonderful mix of music, dance, performance art, humor and emotion as the former Talking Heads front man's Broadway show is expertly shot by director Spike Lee. It is way more than just a concert video 

4. One Night in Miami - Director Regina King hits it out of the park with this film which depicts a mythical meeting between Malcolm X, Sam Cooke, Cassius Clay (Muhammed Ali) and Jim Brown after Clay won the Heavyweight title. Kingsley Ben-Adir was especially brilliant playing Malcolm X. He did not have to take a back seat to Denzel Washington

3. Never Rarely Sometimes Always - An underappreciated 17-year-old high school student (Sidney Flanigan) travels from suburban Pennsylvania to NYC to abort an unwanted pregnancy with her loyal cousin (Talia Ryder). It shows, as director Eliza Hittman,says, "what it takes to stand in a woman's shoes." It is real, sad and gripping from start to finish

2. Da5 Bloods (netflix) - A group of African-American Vietnam vets return to the country to try to find the bones of their friend and the treasure they buried decades earlier in Spike Lee's film. This seems to be a love it or hate it film for some reason, but I was riveted through the entire two hours, 36 minutes. Delroy Lindo is extraordinary as Paul, who is battling PTSD

1. Promising Young Woman - This black comedy was exquisitely-written, directed and produced by Emerald Fennell. Carey Mulligan is brilliant in the lead while Bo Burnham and Laverne Cox provide strong performances in support and the music is so well placed. (I honestly did not know Paris Hilton had a song) Yes, all men are not like the bozos in this film. But too many are. And they get away with it almost every time. That's one of the themes in the movie. While Lee's great film spent most of the year as my favorite, a Christmas Day visit to AMC in Riverview changed all that. I've watched it about six times and would do it again today.


Joe Lunardi's first six out

Buffaloed - Peg (Zoey Deutch) is a cheeky young woman who aims to make money anyway possible and faces obstacles in this likable comedy

Crip Camp: A Disability Revolution (netflix) - Amazing documentary about the long fight toward the American Disabilities Act that started at Camp Jened in Upstate, N.Y.

I Care A Lot (netflix) - The darkest of comedies with Rosemund Pike brilliantly playing a corrupt businesswoman, who bilks money out of senior citizens. But she finally picks the wrong old woman *(Dianne Wiest) and must figure her way out of a bad situation

Mangrove - The first in director Steve McQueen's series "Small Axe" is a true story about the Mangrove Nine, who were arrested by police in London during a peaceful protest against racism

The Midnight Sky (netflix) - Augustine (George Clooney) is a dying, lonely scientist, who stays behind in an Artic Station after a global catastrophe. Clooney and young stowaway take journey through the snow to another station to inform astronauts on their way home what has happened on Earth

Minari - The story of a Korean family trying to make ends meet after a move from California to Arkansas. Terrific acting, but I wanted more out of this highly-rated film


Other Top 25-worthy Documentaries (best of the rest after the Bee Gees, Crip Camp and Collective)

4. Harry Chapin: When in Doubt, Do Something - Tremendous documentary about a great artist and an even better human being

5. The Fight (netflix) - A fascinating and personal exploration of the ACLU's work to overturn the Trump Administration's evil policies

6. I Am Greta - The amazing story of the Swedish teenage environmental activist Greta Thunberg

7. Miss Americana (netflix) - Follows the very compelling Taylor Swift through a busy year of ups and downs.

8. John Lewis: Good Trouble - Terrific story about the great Alabama congressman John Lewis. The interviews and old tape of his race against Julian Bond are great.

9. The Painter and the Thief - Unique story about a talented, yet struggling, painter who befriends the thief who helped steal two of her best paintings. It does not seem like a documentary

10. Time - The compelling story of Fox Rich, who fought for the release of her husband Robert on parole after he was sentenced to 60 years for armed robbery

11. Boys State - The goings on at a special camp in Texas where hundreds of young men fight and negotiate to build a representative government among themselves

12. The Go Go's - The all-girl group that burst on the scene in the 1980s is examined from start to finish


High Honorable Mention (**Recommended):

All the Bright Places (netflix) - A teenage romantic drama with strong performances from Elle Fanning and Justice Smith that pull you in to the sad, but in some ways, inspiring story

**All Together Now (netflix) - Auli'i Cravalho steals the screen in every scene of this smart, likable high school drama

A Sun (netflix) - The Taiwanese film about a family of four torn apart by the fates of two sons with different backgrounds

**Belushi - Interesting story about the climb and the fall of one of the greatest comedians of all time

Big Time Adolescence - A coming of age film for a young lad, despite poor influence from his sister's former boyfriend (Pete Davidson)

**Birds Of Prey: And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn - Margot Robbie kills it as the leader of a group of superhero women trying to save a young girl

**Blow the Man Down - Two sisters, who just lost their mother and did not inherit anything, try to cover up a self-defense killing of a local thug in a small fishing town in Maine.

**Borat Subsequent Moviefilm - Did not like Borat's first film, but I admit I laughed a lot during this one, maybe because it justly made fun of Republicans. Maria Bakalova was terrific as Borat's daughter and fully deserved her Oscar nomination

**The Call of the Wild - Harrison Ford and an awesome sled dog named "Buck" take a long journey together in a revival of the classic tale 

Charm City Kings - A 14-year-old aims to join a local gang in Baltimore, which rules the streets while also being expert dirt-bike trick riders 

**Citation - It's a little long at 150 minutes, but Temi Otedola is terrific as a woman fighting sexual harassment at a Nigerian University

**The Climb  - Light-hearted comedy about the friendship of two men that survives some major obstacles along the way

**Coded Bias - Interesting documentary about the dangers of failed facial recognition

Critical Thinking - An inner-city Miami team goes after the US National Chess Championship

Echo Boomers - Patrick Schwarzenegger, the son of Maria Schriver and Arnold, stars in a film about a group of young people robbing the rich

**Emma. - A privileged young woman (Anya Taylor-Joy) enjoys the matchmaking game in another film based on the Jane Austen novel

**Enola Holmes (netflix) - Millie Bobby Brown (Enola) is quite likable as the teen sister of the great Sherlock Holmes, who also shows her talents as an investigator 

**Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (netflix) - Just some good Will Ferrell fun. Goofy and entertaining. "Jaja Ding Dong" should win the best original song Oscar

**Extra Ordinary - An Irish driving instructor must try to use her dormant supernatural talents to save a new friend's daughter

The Father - Anthony Hopkins is terrific as an 80-year-old man in London struggling with Dementia, but the movie overall is less terrific

Fatima (netflix) -  Based on a true story in 1917 Portugal, three young children see apparitions of the Virgin Mary. While their stories inspire some, the Catholic church and government officials call them liars 

Feel the Beat (netflix) - Broadway failure April (Sofia Carson) returns to her small home town and coaches young dancers and rekindles an old flame

Finding 'Ohana (netflix) - Sweet story about a family returning to Hawaii. The kids, including the adorable Kea Peahu, follow a treasure map on a great adventure

The Gentleman - A crime drama with Matthew McConaughey that tries to be more than it is, but still holds your attention until some twists and turns near the end

Greenland - A family faces many obstacles to get to the safety of a bunker while comets hit the planet. Gerard Butler stars in the action film

Greyhound - Tom Hanks plays a US Navy captain, who leads a convoy with German ships lurking at the beginning of World War II

Half Brothers - Two brothers from different mothers and different countries meet to go on an adventure after their father dies

**Hamilton - The original cast performs the successful play about our first U.S. Secretary of Treasury Alexander Hamilton for a movie audience

**Herself - An abused mother tries to make ends meet with two small girls and eventually works with friends and townspeople to build a new house on land given to her. Claire Dunne is tremendous as Sandra

The High Note - Maggie (Dakota Johnson) is the hard-working assistant for a superstar singer/diva who strives for more responsibility in her life. Perhaps Dakota's best performance yet. Did not like that line about the Eagles being "hokey" at all, though.

**Hillbilly Elegy - A Yale law student (Gabriel Basso) returns to his small town in Kentucky to try and help his alcoholic mother (Amy Adams) in a film based on a true story

Holidate (netflix) - Emma Roberts, the niece of Julia Roberts, is very appealing in the predicable - yet enjoyable - rom-com

Honest Thief - Liam Neeson does a little better this year (was in worst of 2019, Cold Pursuit) in the drama about a career thief who aims to change his life. Some scenes were shot just down the road from my brother's house in Oxford, Mass.

The Hunt - Expected much worse from this controversial and bloody movie, but the dark satirical story kind of made sense in the end

Irresistible - Steve Carell and Rose Byrne are political operatives who travel to a small Midwestern town to fight it out over the mayor's race

I Still Believe - Spiritual and emotional love story about the life of christian recording artist Jeremy Camp

Jungleland - Two brothers travel across the country, where one is set to compete in bare-knuckles boxing tournament that could save their lives 

The King of Staten Island - Scott (Pete Davidson) slowly finds a way to turn his life around after the death of his firefighter father

**Lady Driver (netflix) - The appealing Grace Van Diem tries to master her deceased father's profession on the race track

**Land - Edee (Robin Wright) moves to a remote area in the wild to get away from the world after a tragedy. Beautiful country, good story

The Last Shift - Soon to retire Stanley (Richard Jenkins) trains the new guy, a young black man, in the overnight shift at a fast-food restaurant. The ending is not particularly satisfying, but sort of makes sense in this racial study film

The Last Vermeer - Guy Pearce plays Dutch painter Hans van Meegeren, perhaps the best art forger to ever live

Let Him Go - Kevin Costner and Diane Lane are great, but parts of the plot and the ending of the intense drama did not fit with me

Let Them All Talk - A popular novelist (Meryl Streep) takes a work cruise with two old friends (Candice Bergen, Dianne Wiest), whom she has not seen in many years

Lovers Rock - There's a lot going on at a Reggae Party in West London during director Steve McQueen's second film in the Small Axe series. It's a story about people and relationships

Mank (netflix) - The story of Herman Mankiewicz, the colorful screenwriter for Citizen Kane. Good film, but not thrilling and a bit over-rated

**The Marksman - Southern border resident Liam Neeson tries to help an orphaned Mexican boy find his family in Chicago with the cartel in pursuit

Misbehaviour - The burgeoning Women's Liberation movement plays a part in disrupting the 1970 Miss World Pageant, and Keira Knightley leads the way

**Mucho Mucho Amor - The Legend of Walter Mercado (netflix) - Interesting documentary about a famous person I had never heard of

Mulan - A talented young woman becomes a great warrior, while disguising herself as a young man to save her father

My Spy - Dave Bautista is a CIA agent and meets his match with little Sophie (Chloe Coleman) in this likable comedy

The Nest - A family makes another in a series of moves to England from New York and encounters issues. Another relationship/family study after last year's Marriage Story with Jude Law and Carrie Coon producing solid performances

The Night Clerk (netflix) - A young man with Asperger's Syndrome works at a local hotel and gets embroiled in a murder mystery

The Old Guard (netflix) - Charlize Theron leads an immortal force of mercenaries who face their biggest challenge yet

**On the Rocks - A young mother (Rashida Jones) accepts the help of her playboy father (Bill Murray) in an effort to see if her husband is having an affair

Onward - A unique cartoon story of two elves who go on a long quest to find their father 

Ordinary Love - Liam Neeson stars as the husband of a woman (Lesley Manville) battling through breast cancer

Operation Christmas Drop (netflix) - Formulaic love story about a snooty congressional aid sent to an Air Force base to evaluate whether it can be set for closure

**Our Friend - Tearjerker with fine performances from a dying Dakota Johnson, Casey Affleck and Jason Segel. The nonlinear storyline bothered me at first, but it worked in the end

**Palm Springs - Nyles (Andy Samberg) and Sarah (Cristin Millotti) must live the same day over and over at a wedding in the comedic fantasy

Pele' (netflix) - Tells the story of the greatest soccer player in history and the politics that surrounded his time in Brazil as he becomes the only man to win three World Cups. Was missing a little something, though

**Penguin Bloom (netflix) - A paraplegic (Naomi Watts) is inspired by an injured magpie that her family takes in after her tragic accident

The Personal History of David Copperfield - Dev Patel plays David in a modern-day adaption of the Charles Dickens novel

The Photograph - Issa Rae steals the screen as she goes in search of her true family history while falling for a journalist who is investigating her mother

Planet of Humans (netflix) - Climate change documentary with a twist. I learned a lot

**The Prom (netflix) - A musical theater group travels to conservative Indiana to help a young lesbian student who has been prohibited from attending the prom

Rebecca (netflix) - Mrs. de Winter (Lily James) is the new wife for a rich estate owner (Armie Hammer), who must battle the looming shadow of his deceased wife Rebecca

Red, White and Blue - Leroy (John Boyega) tries to change the London police department from within as a black man after leaving his position as a research scientist. The third in director Steve McQueen's series "Small Axe"

Ride Like a Girl (netflix) - It starts slow, but the story of Michelle Payne - the first female jockey to win the Melbourne Cup - is triumphant in the end

The Secret: Dare to Dream - It was panned by most critics, but I was pulled in by the evolving story and the performances by Josh Lucas and Katie Holmes. It's far from perfect, but entertaining enough

Sonic the Hedgehog - Thought Sonic was cool and, man, the little guy could fly

Soul - A well-done animated feature, but I liked it a little less than most critics

**Spontaneous - High School kids are exploding in a town. Crazy? Yes. But it all works in this romantic black comedy

Squared Love (netflix) - A playboy falls for a beautiful woman who is living a double life as a model and his niece's school teacher in this polish romantic comedy. Adrianna Chlebicka is another new Polish beauty found this year

Superintelligence - Melissa McCarthy tries to satisfy an all-powerful AI, who is contemplating ending the world

**Supernova - An older gay couple (Collin Firth and Stanley Tucci) make a trip through the British countryside to visit old friends before one of them descends into Dementia. Great performances from two elite actors

Tenet - Great action, intrigue and outstanding acting, but director Chris Nolan's film is a bit too confusing 

**Tigertail (netflix) - A compelling story about a poor young Taiwanese man who leaves his home for America in an arranged marriage. Later in life, he tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter and the love he lost

**The Trip to Greece - Actors Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan make their latest adventure a tour of Greece with great conversation and humor

Vampires vs. the Bronx (netflix) - A group of young friends from the neighborhood try to save the Bronx from a race of vampires

The War with Grandpa - When grandpa (Robert DeNiro) moves in with the family, young Peter does not appreciate giving up his room in a comedy with fewer than anticipated laughs

**The Way I See It - Pete Souza, the chief  official photographer for the White House during the Obama and Reagan administrations, tells his fascinating stories

The White Tiger (netflix) - A young man's journey takes him from poverty in India to being a servant for a rich family, and ends with him as an entrepreneur

Work It  (netflix) - Quinn (Sabrina Carpenter) is likable as a young woman who must learn how to dance to get into school

Yellow Rose - The daughter of an illegal immigrant from the Philippines tries to make it as a country musician in Texas after her mother is deported

**Yes God, Yes (netflix) - A pretty young teen (Natalia Dyer) struggles with sexual temptations while attending a strict religious school

2 Hearts - Hard to totally dislike this tearjerker that brings back memories of Will Smith's movie "Seven Pounds" in some ways

2 Minutes of Fame - Deandre (Jay Pharoah) travels to L.A., trying to make it as a comedian in this surprisingly entertaining film


Medium Honorable Mention (Some good qualities, but also weaknesses):

A California Christmas (netflix) - A Hallmark channel type story where a snobby rich kid falls for a pretty farm girl

Adu' - (netflix) Three intertwined dramatic stories in Africa, including one of the most shocking scenes of the year as a young woman falls out of the bottom of an airplane while her younger brother watches in terror.

After We Collided - Sequel to "After" provides more obstacles for two young people in love

Alex Wheatle - The true story of a black British novelist who was thrown into prison after the Brixton uprising in 1981. The fourth of five in director Steve McQueen's "Small Axe" series

All My Life - Cliched tragic love story, but the characters are likable enough

Alone - A widowed woman is kidnapped by a psycho on the road. Not unique, but intense enough

American Murder: The Family Next Door (netflix) - A good Dateline episode

American Pie: Girls' Rules - The girls, led by Lizze Broadway, take over in a spinoff of the comedy film series

Ammonite - Kate Winslet and Saorise Ronan were great as very different women who fall for one another, but the story left something to be desired

An American Pickle - Seth Rogan's virtual one-man show provides a few laughs, but not enough to be higher

A Nice Girl Like You - Lucy Hale is sexually repressive and tries to change that in this marginally likable rom-com

Another Round - A group of high school teachers in Denmark try an experiment with alcohol intake and find it helps performance at times

Arkansas - Two criminals must improvise when their job for a drug kingpin goes array

Archive - A scientist attempts to create an AI and bring back his dead wife in the process

Athlete A - The story of how the Indianapolis Star uncovered the Larry Nasser scandal with US Gymnastics. It just left me with a few too many questions

Ava - Jessica Chastain as a contract killer who reunites with family

The Babysitter: Killer Queen (netflix) - Jenna Ortega is the star in this bloody, but somewhat entertaining yarn

The Babysitter's Guide to Monster Hunting (netflix) - A babysitter tries to rescue a child from abduction by monsters

Bacurau -  Beautifully shot Brazilian film about a group of evil invaders trying to take over a small remote town.

Bad Boys for Life -Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in the latest edition of the crime fighting duo's series

Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar - Likable comedy with Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo visiting Florida

Beastie Boys Story - Learned a lot from this documentary about the groundbreaking Hip Hop group

The Big Ugly - The London mob invests in a West Virginia oil company to try and launder money, and violence occurs

Bill & Ted Face the Music - The old friends come back to try and right the world with the help of their daughters

Black Bear - Didn't really get the plot overall, but Audrey Plaza is very good and I am anxious to see her in following films

Blackpink: Light Up the Sky (netflix) - Interesting look at the rise of the South Korean girls singing group

Bloodshot - Soldier Vin Diesel is brought back to life with super powers

Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets - The last day at a dive bar in Nevada brings out some interesting characters

Chick Fight - Malin Akerman fights her way out the doldrums at her mom's secret old club

The Crimes that Bind (netflix) - A mom tries everything to get her son out of prison for attempting to kill his wife

Cuties (netflix) - A coming of age story about young girls expressing themselves with dance. The controversy about it was ridiculous

Cut Throat City - After Katrina rolls through New Orleans, a group of young men are forced to pull off a dangerous crime

Dad Wanted  (netflix) - A Mexican film about a young girl (Natalia Coronado) sneaking around to ride BMX after her father died in an accident

Desperados (netflix) - A woman speeds off to Mexico to try and delete an embarrassing email sent to her boyfriend and a little comedy follows

Dick Johnson is Dead (netflix) - Over-rated documentary about a terminal man, directed by his daughter

The Dig (netflix) - Land owner Edith Pretty (Carey Mulligan) hires archaeologist Basil Brown (Ralph Fiennes) for a historical excavation in the last 1930s

Disappearance at Clifton Hill - Interesting story about woman who goes back to Niagara Falls, where she saw an abduction some 20 years earlier, and is able to uncover the mystery that had long since been forgotten.

Double Dad (netflix) - Maisa Silva is delightful as she escapes the commune where she lives with her mom to find her father

Dreamland - A beautiful bank robber (Margot Robbie) takes a local boy on a journey to Mexico

Education - The story of the British education system during the 1970s, which sent some of the lesser students to "special" schools that did not help them. The final film in director Steve McQueen's series "Small Axe"

Extraction (netflix) - A mercenary (Chris Hemsworth) attempts to recover the son of a crime boss

Fantasy Island - A luxurious island that makes dreams come true quickly becomes a nightmare

Fatal Affair (netflix) - A woman (Nia Long) runs into an old flame (Omar Epps), who becomes obsessed with her in a dangerous way

Fatale - A modern day "Fatal Attraction" with Hillary Swank. It is somewhere between good and average overall

Fierce (netflix) - Gorgeous Marta (Katarzyna Sawczuk) gets back at her deadbeat dad when she participates in a singing contest with him as a judge

Freaky - Comedic slasher film with Vince Vaughn and Kathryn Newton switching bodies. Kinda hard to believe that someone who looks like Newton would be picked on in high school

French Exit - Michelle Pfeiffer's performance is outstanding, but the movie meanders along while seeming sort of pointless

Friendsgiving - A mess of a comedy, but it has a good cast and a few laughs

G-Loc - Science fiction drama that provides a few intense moments in space on the way to a new colony

Hubie Halloween (netflix) - Adam Sandler's latest dopey comedy has just enough laughs to finish in this position

I Am Woman (netflix) - The Helen Reddy story could be interesting, but ends up being sort of boring

I'm Your Woman - Jean (Rachel Brosnahan) and baby Harry are sent on the run when her criminal husband gets involved in a city crime war

Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey (netflix) - Musical story that didn't quite pull me in

The Kissing Booth 2 (netflix) - I like Joey King, even though the movie is bubblegum pop at best

The Life Ahead (netflix) - Sophia Loren plays a Holocaust survivor who runs a daycare in Italy for children who need help.

The Little Things - Disappointing crime drama script and Rami Malek's character annoyed me. Denzel Washington kept it from going lower

Lost Girls (netflix) - Amy Ryan searches for her daughter after she disappears without a trace

The Lost Husband - A woman (Leslie Bibb) moves to her long-lost aunt's goat farm after her husband dies, and finds a new life

Love and Monsters - A young man makes a dangerous journey to find his girlfriend in a post-apocalyptic world

Love, Guaranteed (netflix) - A lawyer (Rachel Leigh Cook) investigates a dating website with the urging of her new client

The Lovebirds (netflix) - Kumail Nanjiani and Issa Rae are in the wrong place at the wrong time to get involved in a murder caper

Malcolm & Marie (netflix) - John David Washington and Zendaya, two terrific actors, do their best with a virtual one-setting movie about their characters' complicated relationship

The Map of Tiny Perfect Things - Think I have seen this time loop storyline before, but it is always great seeing the beautiful Kathryn Newton

Ma Rainey's Black Bottom (netflix) - Chadwick Boseman is fantastic in one of his final roles, but the story is not as compelling as I expected

Midnight at the Magnolia (netflix) - Two friends who host a morning radio show are forced to take their relationship to another level

Mighty Oak - A young woman loses her brother/band leader in a car crash and meets a guitar prodigy many years later who makes her think about reincarnation.

Miss Juneteenth - A former beauty contest winner, who could not continue her scholarship education because she became pregnant, prepares her daughter for the pageant.

MLK/FBI - Did not learn a whole lot from this documentary about Martin Luther King and the surveillance from the FBI

Murder to Mercy: The Cyntoia Brown Story (netflix) - A 16-year-old endures a long fight for her freedom after being imprisoned for murder

Music - A recovering drug addict Zu (Kate Hudson) is forced to take over care of her autistic half sister. It has its moments, but it was kind of a missed opportunity

My Octopus Teacher (netflix) - A sometimes fascinating documentary about a man's friendship with an octopus.

The New Mutants - Young X men and women are tested to see if their powers can be controlled in a remote school

Nobody Knows I'm Here (netflix) - A recluse from a small Chilean town hides a wonderful singing voice that was stolen from him by a better looking young man years ago

Notes for My Son (netflix) - A woman with terminal cancer writes to her young son while fighting to end her life 

The Outpost - A story about brave soldiers and stupid politicians in the Middle East

Over the Moon (netflix) - Cute musical cartoon about a young girl who rockets off to find a mythical goddess

Pieces of a Woman (netflix) - Martha (Vanessa Kirby) loses her baby in a home birth and life totally changes for her and husband (Shia LaBeouf)

The Postcard Killings - A detective from New York tries to find the answers to the murder of his daughter while she was on her honeymoon in London

Proximity - A young scientist goes on a journey to try and prove he was abducted by aliens

Radioactive - Rosemund Pike brings Marie Curie to life, but the film is a bit boring

Rebuilding Paradise - Ron Howard documentary about the recovery of Paradise, California after it was ravaged by fires

Robert the Bruce - A passable movie about the Scottish King.

Rogue - Megan Fox leads a mission to rescue hostages in Africa with dangerous lions on the loose

Run - A deranged mother keeps a dark secret from her paralyzed daughter, who begins to suspect foul play in the thriller

Save Yourselves! - A couple from the city turns off social media on a trip to a country cabin while the world is under attack from aliens

Selah and the Spades - Drama at a boarding school which has five factions. Selah, a senior, tries to find a replacement as the leader of the spades

Sergio (netflix) - The story of the aftermath in Iraq through the eyes of UN diplomat Sergio Vieira de Mello

Shadow in the Cloud - Powerhouse Chloe Grace Moretz is on a secret mission in this action thriller with a strange storyline

The Silencing - Jamie Lannister! A hunter teams with the local sheriff to track a killer near a wildlife sanctuary

The Sleepover (netflix) - Two kids rescue their mom from danger in the likable caper film

The Social Dilemma (netflix) - Horrifying documentary about social media. Just didn't break new ground for me

Songbird - Apocalyptic Pandemic story about an immune delivery man who tries to save his girlfriend, whose mother has died of the disease

Sorry We Missed You - A new delivery driver in Newcastle, England faces serious debt and family issues. A somewhat interesting story, but a poor ending 

Souvenirs - A teenager finds out she is the daughter of a killer

Spaceship Earth - Documentary that examines the entire story of Biosphere 2 in 1991

Spelling the Dream (netflix) - A documentary about a national spelling bee

Spenser Confidential (netflix) - Iliza Shlesinger is outstanding in a supporting role for this Mark Wahlberg action crime drama

Spree - A different kind of horror film with a ride/share driver killing off customers - as if it's all a joke - to get social media followers

Sputnik - Science fiction horror film about a monster living within an astronaut

The Sunlit Night - The very likable Jenny Slate travels to northern Norway for a job

Synchronic - Science fiction drama film about a powerful drug that allows you to travel in time

To All the Boys: PS, I Still Love You (netflix) - Adorable Lana Condor finds another letter from an admirer that complicates her perfect relationship

To All the Boys: Always and Forever (netflix) - The third in series about high schooler Lara Jean's love life and it's much like the first two. Lana Condor steals the screen and it's mildly cute 

Tony Parker: The Final Shot (netflix) - Documentary about the great point guard from France who helped lead the San Antonio Spurs to championships

Uncorked (netflix) - A young black man pursues his dream of being a master wine steward

Underwater - Kristen Stewart battles some horrifying experiences in the Deep Sea drama

The United States vs. Billie Holliday - Golden Globe winner Andra Day is tremendous as the famous jazz singer, who had a drug problem, but the film is a bit of a mess overall

Valley Girl - An 80s soundtrack is the backdrop for a story of young lovers defying parents' wishes

Vivarium - Weird film about a couple who reluctantly take a trip to look at a new house, but are trapped in the development.

Wander - Aaron Eckert plays a mentally unstable detective investigating a murder in Wander, New Mexico, but the plot is a bit confusing

Wasp Network (netflix) - The true story of Cuban spies operating on American soil

We Can Be Heroes (netflix) - Superhero kids save their Superhero parents

Wild Mountain Thyme - The beautiful Irish landscape is the backdrop for a love story with Emily Blunt as the prize

Wonder Woman 1984 - Pales in comparison to the 2017 movie, but it still fits with this middling category. In other years, it might be lower

The World to Come - Two women find comfort and intimacy in their relationship as an escape from their dull husbands during the 19th century

1 Night in San Diego - A few funny scenes, especially "SVU the Musical"

The 2nd - Terrorists try to kidnap a Supreme Court Justice's daughter and Ryan Philippe comes to the rescue

365 days (netflix) - Anna Maria Sieklucka is the Polish beauty in this sexy, action drama

7500 - A pilot (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) must try to reason with a scared teenage hijacker in the intense drama


Passable (A few decent moments or not bad enough for worst of year): A Fall from Grace, All Day & All Night, American Dream, Amulet, An Imperfect Murder, Antebellum, Archenemy, Asphalt Burning, Babyteeth, Bad Hair, Bad Therapy, Beanpole, The Beast, Becky, The Binge, Bliss, Blood and Money (concept good, script awful, with Tom Berenger), Breach (Another Bruce Willis stinker), Breaking News in Yuba County, Christmas Chronicles 2, Christmas Crossfire, Circus of Books, Coffee & Kareem, Crisis, Dangerous Lies, The Devil Has A Name, DNA, Downhill (Shame Will Ferrell. No laughs), Endless, Father Soldier Son, Force of Nature, Fatman (Bloody Santa Claus movie?), The Forty-Year-Old Version (critics liked it, but I was bored), Green Rush, Gretel and Hansel; Guest House, Hard Kill, His House (critics liked it, I did not get the horror film), Hooking Up, Horse Girl, Jiu Jitsu, (When was Nicholas Cage's last good movie?), Impractical Jokers: The Movie (A few laughs near the end, that's it), The Informer, Lost Girls & Love Hotels, Love Wedding Repeat, Martin Eden, Monster Hunter, Most Wanted, Mosul, No Escape, Outside the Wire, The Owners, Possessor, Project Power, Red Dot, Rent-a-Pal (weird), The Rhythm Section, Rogue City, Scoob!, The Secret Garden, The Secrets We Keep, Seriously Single, Shirley, Sightless, Skylines, So Much Love to Give, The Tax Collector, Tentacles, Tesla, Tremors: Shrieker Island, Trolls World Tour, Unknown Origins, The Vanished, Welcome to Sudden Death, Wendy (bored me, but Devin France has a future in acting), What We Wanted, Wrong Turn, You've Got This, Z, 2067

Not Recommended: Bad Education, The Bay of Silence, Body Cam, The Boys in the Band, Buddy Games, Death of Me, The Decline, The Devil All The Time, Like a Boss, DoLittle, Lost Bullet,  I'm Thinking of Ending Things, Infamous, Infidel, The Last Days of American Crime, The Last Thing He Wanted, Money Plane, The Occupant, The Players, Rising High, Santana, Survive the Night, The Swing of Things, Unhinged, Willy's Wonderland, The Wrong Missy

Worst of the Year - DoLittle

Indies not available: The Artist's Wife, Banana Split, Beasts Clawing at Straws, Cherry, City Hall, Color Out of Space, Corpus Christi, Crazy World, Little Fish, Night of the Kings, On the Record, Red Penguins, Rewind, She Dies Tomorrow, Standing Up, Falling Down, Summerland, The Whistlers, The Wild Goose Lake, The Wolf of Snow Hollow, Wolfwalkers, Working Man

Did Not Care to see: Artemis Fowl, Beckman, Black Beach, Blood Quantum, Bobbleheads: The Movie, Brahms:The Boy II, Brothers by Blood, Burnt Orange Heresy, Cadaver, The Call, Capone, Christmas Under the Stars, Come As You Are, Come Play, The Craft: Legacy, The Croods: A New Age, Deep Blue Sea 3, Don't Tell a Soul, The Doorman, Down Range, Emperor, The Emperor's New Groove, The Empty Man, The Grand Isle, My Grandmother's a Lesbian, Grant, The Grudge, Gunjan Saxena, The Hater, House of the Hummingbird, Inheritance, Iron Mask, The Jesus Rolls, John Henry, The Kid Detective, Let it Snow, The Lodge, Max Reload Nether Blasters, Mortal, Parallel, The Paramedic, Peninsula, Pinocchio, The Quarry, Relic, The Rental, Shortcut, Silk Road, Smiley Face Killers, Spell, Swallow, Think Like A Dog, True History of the Kelly Gang, The Truth, The Turning, Vanguard, You Should Have Left, IBR


PREVIOUS PICKS FOR BEST OF THE YEAR

2019: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, JoJo Rabbit (tie)

2018:  The Hate U Give

2017 - The Big Sick

2016 - Lion

2015 - Spotlight

2014 - Birdman

2013 - Nebraska

2012  - Silver Linings Playbook

2011  - The Descendants

2010 - The Social Network

2009 - Inglourious Basterds

2008 - Frost/Nixon-The Wrestler (tie)

2007 - Once

Best of All Time - Almost Famous



Thursday, February 25, 2021

The Worst Movies of 2020: The Doctor Could Not Save It

 

By Mark Pukalo

There were a lot worse things in 2020 than the quality of movies released.

While there were not an abundance of truly great films in the past 14 months, it was a bit difficult to classify the worst of them. Many of those bottom-feeder movies had an element or two that made you want to keep it out of the worst of 2020 list. See that "Passable" list next week.

The criteria I used to put this together - out of more than 300 viewed from Jan. 2020 to February 2021 in the extended Oscar season - were movies that "really annoyed me" or had flat-out awful scripts and dialogue. Perhaps some on the dishonorable mention list might be technically worse than the top 15, but expectations also come into play here.

Here's the worst stinkers of 2020, in my opinion. The only one I spent money on in the theater was "Monster Hunter," although I almost went to see "Infidel" before changing my mind at the last minute and viewing one of my top 20 for the year.

Dishonorable Mention: Amulet, Body Cam, The Boys in the Band, Breach (one of two Bruce Willis fails), Coffee & Kareem, Death of Me, Jiu Jitsu (shame again Nicolas Cage), Lost Bullet, Infamous, Money Plane, Monster Hunter, The Occupant, The Players,  Rising High, Santana, 2067


Worst 15 of 2020

15. Unhinged - Just a lot of mindless violence, and the film never seems to stop to take a breath to develop more of a story. Shame Russell Crowe

14. Bad Education - Many critics liked this one and I can't understand why. I was never interested in any of the main characters and it was cliched

13  The Last Days of American Crime - Futuristic action crime drama that was not compelling and quite confusing

12. The Decline - Murder at a weird survivalist camp with a lot of unlikable characters and a plot that was pretty thin

11. Like a Boss - Tiffany Haddish and Rose Byrne have a small beauty company that big boss Salma Hayek buys, but there's very few laughs and a poor script to work with


10. The Devil All The Time - Some critics liked this one, but most of the characters are so despicable you don't care about anything.

9. Buddy Games - A group of old friends renew their unique, outdoor competition, and almost all of it is cringe-worthy

8. The Swing of Things - A wedding is mistakenly scheduled at a swingers resort in Jamaica and the script is both awkward and lacks humor

7. The Bay of Silence - The mysterious death of a child is the centerpiece for a hard-to-follow crime drama surrounding a bad marriage. Nothing made you want to keep watching unless you had to

6. Infidel - Dinesh D'Souza is the executive producer, so that's already a black mark against the film, but the script is really, really bad anyway. An American is kidnapped in Cairo and asked to denounce his strong religious beliefs or die

5. The Wrong Missy - A dopey comedy with David Spade and Lauren Lapkus, which never seems to get any more likable over 90 minutes

4. The Last Thing He Wanted - Anne Hathaway is a journalist who helps her dying father with his business - arms dealing. It is just hard to imagine and quite uninteresting

3. I'm Thinking of Ending Things - Many critics liked this one for some reason, but it is so abstract and impossible to follow that it made me angry. The many explanations for the plot are just as hard to make sense out of as the film

2. Survive the Night - Dumb criminals and a mindless storyline with ridiculous violence. When was Bruce Willis' last good film? Chad Michael Murray (One Tree Hill) shows up in this stinker, too

1. DoLittle - The first scene made me want to turn off the movie right away, but the fast-forward option was a better route. Robert Downey Jr. is the good Doctor and there is really nothing that makes the tale fun to watch. There was no cure


PREVIOUS WORST MOVIES OF THE YEAR

2019 - Cold Pursuit

2018:  Mile 22

2017 - Mother!

2016 - 13 Hours and Hail Caesar!

2015 - Chappie

2014 - The Monuments Men

2013 - The Place Between the Pines

2012 - Cloud Atlas

2011 - Tree of Life


Monday, January 18, 2021

Music Videos Changed the World Almost 40 Years Ago


By Mark Pukalo

     Something exciting was happening late in the summer of 1981.

     My college career was about to begin at UConn and I had traveled with my family to visit relatives in Ohio. I don’t remember if we didn’t have cable back in Canterbury yet or the channel just wasn’t on our service. But downstairs at uncle Joe and aunt Irene’s house in Solon, I got my first glimpse of MTV. My world changed.

     I already loved music, of course, but videos made some songs come to life even more. The first one I viewed was Prince’s Little Red Corvette and many of those early videos are still some of the best ever.

     The golden era of MTV probably lasted only about a decade, maybe 15 years. But it was an amazing time where creativity was very high in the industry. Soon, movie directors were working on videos. Some performers made it an art form and raised the bar. Many will list MaDonna and Michael Jackson as the leaders in the field, but how many great videos did Mike's sister Janet produce?

      Remember Nina Blackwood, J.J. Jackson, Martha Quinn, Alan Hunter and Mark Goodman? Those were your first MTV VJs. Later, you had "Downtown" Julie Brown, Serena Altshul, Adam Curry, Daisy Fuentes, Bill Bellamy, Carson Daly, Karen "Duff" Duffy and many others.

      Unfortunately, when the 90s began MTV decided to slowly reduce videos and produce reality shows like “The Real World” and “Road Rules.” While those first shows were fun, it spawned many bad ones and many of us did not watch the channel anymore. 

     The network is still there, with videos on MTV Live, but it will never match it’s first decade again. VH1 can never be better than it was when the music channel launched in 1985. I watched a lot of Live Aid that summer on VH1. It was a place to go when a bad reality show was on MTV.

    There will always be the memories, though. With the 40-year anniversary of MTV’s first show on August 1, I have tried to rank the best videos of all time. It is not an easy task, but my criteria is fun, outrageous ideas, promoting the song, lip-synching ability and production. The “having fun with it” part may be the most important.

    I unveiled the top 50 every 48 hours during the first 100 days of the Biden Administration. Now that it is over. hopefully we can continue to return to a normal life.

    It’s not a perfect list. It was impossible to see every video I could. Perhaps country and rap will not be represented enough. But I have shown you most of the best.

    Here’s a look at some of the other videos that were considered for the top 50:

Honorable Mention:  Bohemian Rhapsody and I Want to Break Free - Queen; I Can't Take It - Cheap Trick; Twisting by the Pool and Money for Nothing - Dire Straits;  When Doves Cry and Little Red Corvette - Prince; Centerfold and Love Stinks - J Geils Band; I Got You - Split Enz, Boys of Summer - Don Henley; Jump - Van Halen; We’re Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister; Labrador - Aimee Mann; Rock the Casbah - The Clash; All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow; Cars - Gary Numan; Ship of Fools - World Party; What I Am - Edie Brickell & New Bohemians; Linger and Zombie  - The Cranberries; Smooth - Santana with Rob Thomas; Supernova - Liz Phair; The Warrior - Patty Smyth; Karma Chamelion - Culture Club; Everlong - Foo Fighters; November Rain - Guns & Roses, Umbrella - Rhianna; Every Little Thing She Does is Magic - Police; Walk Like an Egyptian - The Bangles; Sabotage - Beastie Boys; I'm Still Standing - Elton John; Round Here - Counting Crows; When I Think of You and Escapade - Janet Jackson; Vogue, Like a Prayer and Express Yourself - MaDonna; Another Brick in the Wall - Pink Floyd; Oops, I Did it Again - Britney Spears; Friday, I'm in Love - The Cure; Unashamed Desire - Missy Higgins; Legs - ZZ Top; Rio - Duran Duran; I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For and Where the Streets Have No Name - U2; Don't Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty; Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo; Come on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners; Mr. Brightside - The Killers; Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley; Safety Dance - Men Without Hats; You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon; Simple Kind of Life - No Doubt; Missing You - John Waite; Maneater - Hall & Oates; Vacation - The Go Gos; The Bird and Jungle Love - Morris Day & the Time; Amish Paradise and Like a Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic; Walk This Way - Run DMC; Buddy Holly - Weezer; Around the World - Daft Punk; Jeremy - Pearl Jam; Smooth Criminal and Billie Jean - Michael Jackson; Single Ladies and Girls - Beyonce; Humble - Kendrick Lamar; Firework - Katy Perry; Poker Face and Bad Romance - Lady Gaga; Gangstas Paradise - Coolio; Blinding Lights - The Weeknd; Happy - Pharrell Williams; Oh Sherrie - Steve Perry; South Side - Moby; Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai; Subdivisions - Rush; Mickey - Toni Basil; Down Under - Men at Work; Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins; Bad Blood - Taylor Swift with Kendrick Lamar; Get This Party Started - Pink; (She's) Sexy and 17 - The Stray Cats; Shake it Off - Taylor Swift; I Gotta Feeling - The Black-Eyed Peas; Whip It - Devo; Stay - Lisa Loeb; Losing My Religion and Everybody Hurts - R,E.M.; Radioactive - Imagine Dragons; Cannonball - The Breeders; Ready to Go - Republica; Every Day I Write the Book - Elvis Costello; Rockit - Herbie Hancock; We are the World - USA for Africa; Cruel to be Kind - Nick Lowe; Brass in Pocket - The Pretenders; Turning Japanese - The Vapours; Private Eyes - Hall and Oates; No Myth - Michael Penn: Not Ready to Make Nice - Dixie Chicks; Under the Milky Way - The Church; Water - Blue King Brown; Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees


TOP 50

50. Video Killed the Radio Star - The Buggles: This one has to start the countdown because at 12:01 a.m. on August 1, 1981, it was the first video shown on MTV. The song had already been around for a while after going to No. 1 in England in 1979. Why was it picked to go first? “It made an aspirational statement,” MTV co-founder Bob Pittman said. “We didn’t expect to be competitive with radio, but it was certainly a sea-change kind of video.” I’ll be honest, when I first heard the song I thought it was “Benny Hill” killed the radio star.

49. Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top: You wouldn’t have thought a group like ZZ Top would be good at these things, but the Texas rockers had fun with several videos - especially Gimme All Your Lovin', Legs, Velcro Fly and this one, which won an MTV Award for Best Direction.

48. Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant: The Englishman burst on the scene while leading the Ants in 1980 and later as a solo artist when he took this catchy tune to No. 1 in the UK and No. 7 in the US. Adam has fun with this video as he dances and tries to woo a pretty reporter.

47. Torn - Natalie Imbruglia: Natalie probably put me in a trance with her eyes and made me place her in the top 50, but it is still a great song and the former Australian soap opera star definitely acts torn up about her relationship in the video.

46. Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J:  James Todd Smith is best known for his work on NCIS Los Angeles and other acting roles these days, but he won a Grammy for best rap performance and an MTV best rap video award (1991) for this tune. This video truly makes the song better.

45. Ironic - Alanis Morrisette: Alanis showed her acting chops in “Dogma” when she played God, and she has plenty of personality to pull off the one-woman show in this video. The song is well written and cheeky: “It’s meeting the man of my dreams. .. And then meeting his beautiful wife."

44. Learn to Fly - Foo Fighters: Dave Grohl and the boys have done well with their videos, getting seven at least nominated for MTV Awards, including this silly one - with a cameo from Jack Black - in which the band parodies the Airplane movies and lands it well. It also won a Grammy for Best Short Form Music Video (2000).

43. Rapture - Blondie: The rap lyrics in the tune are a bit ridiculous, but the irrepressible Debbie Harry makes the video work with her style as she struts down the street singing. The song was ranked 15th for the year 1981 by Billboard Magazine.

42. Hey Ya! - Outkast: The video is based on the Beatles’ first appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964, but with an American hip hop group debuting in London. It won MTV Video of the Year in 2004, with Andre 3000 playing all eight members of the band. I’m changing my name to Mark 1500.

41. Lose Yourself - Eminem: Never much of a Marshall Mathers III fan, but this song certainly rocks. The video - which he directed and includes some scenes from his movie “8 Mile” - was nominated for MTV’s highest award in 2003.


40. Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel: The landmark video, which uses stop-action animation, won nine MTV awards in 1987 and was ranked fourth best all time by the network. Reportedly, Gabriel laid under a sheet glass for 16 hours to film it. 

39. Hot for Teacher - Van Halen: Waldo, whose voice is done by the late Phil Hartman, meets his new teacher in the mildly inappropriate video from the 1984 album. Two models, including a former Miss Canada runnerup, are used in the crazy skit by Eddie, David and the boys.

38. I Melt With You - Modern English: It’s just a performance video, but the imagery in the dark, smoky room creates a perfect atmosphere for one of the videos I saw the first week I watched MTV. The song, about a couple making love as atomic bombs drop around them, is often mentioned as one of the top one-hit wonders of all time and is one of my all-time favorites.

37. Always Something There to Remind Me - Naked Eyes: The British synthpop band recorded a new version of Burt Bacharach/Hal David song - written in the early 1960s and immortalized by Dionne Warwick later in the decade - in 1983 and it made it all the way to No. 8 on the U.S. Billboard chart. The video has wonderful imagery as lead singer Pete Byrne discovers his, now famous, lost love is getting married.

36. Girls Just Want to Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper:  Lauper bounces through the streets of New York in this memorable video with cameos from Dan Aykroyd and wrestler captain Lou Albano, who plays Cyndi’s father in this one and appeared in more of her film efforts. Lorne Michaels helped Lauper with expensive new digital editing equipment for the video as well.

35. The Pleasure Principle - Janet Jackson: The first of two songs by JJ on the list (none from Justin Timberlake by the way). In this one she arrives at a loft alone and practices her amazing dancing routines. The video won an MTV award for Best Choreography in 1988.

34. Goodbye to You - Patty Smyth & Scandal: This was the first time most music fans saw the future wife of John McEnroe, along with her powerful voice, and the video is a perfect compliment to the fun pop/rock/dance classic. The tune only made it to No. 65 on the U.S. charts, but has become way more popular since.

33. You Get What You Give - New Radicals:  The video was shot in the Staten Island Mall and shows teenagers taking control with the look of a flash mob, letting dogs out of cages and putting businessmen in them. The group reunited after more than two decades last month to perform the tune at Joe Biden’s Inauguration, because the President said it was his family’s “rallying theme song.”

32. Criminal - Fiona Apple: She's been a bad, bad girl. It’s sexy, freaky, intense and the New York City native beautifully lip-syncs one of the best-written songs of the 1990s. It won MTV’s Best Cinematography Award in 1998.

31. (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (to Party) - Beastie Boys:  Never been a huge fan of the New York City hip-hop group, but this is a hilarious video with two brothers throwing a party and hoping “no bad people show up.” MTV picked it as the 66th best video of all time in 1999.


30. Papa Don’t Preach - Madonna: Madonna Louise Ciccone has at least a half dozen videos that deserved consideration, but this is the first of two that stood out due to the story, that short haircut, her dancing and an appearance by Danny Aiello as her dad. And folks, she’s keeping her baby.

29. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana:  The first track on the group’s second album “Nevermind” became its calling card and won two MTV awards (best alternative, best new group). The video is based on a school concert gone wild, much like the Ramones’ film “Rock ‘n’ Roll High School.”

28. Call it Off - Tegan and Sara:  One of my first friends when I moved to Florida suggested I check out the Canadian twin duo’s music and this was one of their songs that I added to itunes. Poor Tegan gets tied up with telephone wire by Sara in the simple video for this well-written, cheeky breakup tune. “Maybe I woulda been something you’d be good at.”

27. Beat It - Michael Jackson: The video reportedly cost $150,000 to make and was shot on the streets of LA with street gangs doing a choreographed dance routine. The short film won several awards and the late Eddie Van Halen’s guitar solo makes the song a classic.

26. Cryin’ - Aerosmith:  A 16-year-old Alicia Silverstone stars - the first of three appearances in the band’s videos - as she rebels against her cheating boyfriend, ending the story with one finger. It was the most requested video on MTV in 1993. 

25. Love is a Battlefield - Pat Benatar: This 1983 video was the first to use dialogue, but is highlighted by the rebellious choreographed dance from Benatar and friends. The irrepressible Benatar, who has been snubbed by the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame so far, was also the first female to have a video play on MTV (You Better Run, second overall on Aug. 1, 1981).

24. Uptown Girl - Billy Joel:  Billy reportedly wrote the top-five hit about his girlfriend at the time Elle Macpherson, but it was eventually inspired by his future wife Christie Brinkley as well. Joel is a downtown mechanic in the video as uptown Brinkley struts in for help on her fancy car.

23. Fell in Love with a Girl - The White Stripes:  The unique video from the creative and talented Jack White in his breakthrough band - along with former wife Meg - was done with Lego animation while the son of director Michel Gondry (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) is shown building as the rocking song begins. It was nominated for video of the year by MTV in 2002 and won for breakthrough video, best visual effects and best editing. The song was also featured in the movie “Silver Linings Playbook” as part of the dance routine by Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence.

22. You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift:  Taylor plays both the bad girl and the nice girl next door in this sweet video about a high school love drama. It won Best Female Video at the 2009 MTV Awards. No offense Beyonce, but the award was well deserved despite a disgusting protest by mentally unstable Kanye West.

21. Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads:  Lead singer David Byrne’s lyrics (Brian Eno co-wrote) and singing were said to be inspired by preachers’ sermons and the video displays religious rituals as Byrne moves in a crazy fashion.  “Same as it ever was!” The video was choreographed by Toni Basil, known for her hit song “Mickey.”


20. Nothing Compares 2 U - Sinead O’Connor:  Say what you will about her infamous appearance on SNL in 1992 (in the end, she was kinda right, wasn’t she?), but this is undoubtedly one of the greatest vocal performances in the history of music. The Irishwoman makes this song written by Prince soar and the video aptly focuses on her singing while winning MTV's top honor in 1990.

19. She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby: The Englishman reportedly came up with the idea and outline for the 1982 video before actually writing the song’s lyrics, as he checks himself into the “Home for Deranged Scientists.” It’s wacky, but it works, with Dolby being examined by a mad scientist and getting seduced by secretary Miss Sakamoto. Good Heavens.

18. Dancing in the Dark - Bruce Springsteen:  Brian De Palma (Scarface) directed this video that was shot in Saint Paul, Minn. in 1984 and later won an MTV award for Best Stage Performance. The Boss picks a fan in the crowd to dance with at the end of the video and it was a young actress named Courteney Cox (Friends). I have a great memory looking down at the whole crowd dancing to this song at the Fairgrounds during an encore of Bruce’s show here in 2009.

17. I Make the Dough, You Get the Glory - Kathleen Edwards:  The talented Canadian plays pickup hockey with former Whaler Paul Coffey, former Springfield Falcons coach Marty McSorley (ok, maybe they did more than described) and Blue Rodeo lead singer Jim Cuddy while CBC announcer Dave Hodge also appears in this cheeky video. Edwards, who recently released a new album after an eight-year absence, owns a coffee shop called “Quitters” outside Ottawa. Hoping to get an omelette and coffee there some day.

16. Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol:  The early MTV video is apparently based on the post-apocalyptic movie “Omega Man” with Billy performing around a bunch of dancing mutants. The song, a staple at all UConn dance parties in the early 80s, reportedly was inspired after Idol and bassist Tony James saw people dancing in front of mirrors instead of with each other in Japan when on tour with their band Generation X in the late 70s.

15. Rhythm Nation - Janet Jackson: The powerful 1989 song about racial harmony that reached No. 2 on the billboard chart was the backdrop for a Grammy-winning long form video and two MTV awards (choreography, dance). “With music by our side, to break the color lines. Let’s work together to improve our way of life. Join voices in protest, to social injustice. A generation full of courage come forth with me.”

14. Smuggler’s Blues - Glenn Frey:  The late Frey plays a pilot/smuggler in this short film that inspired an episode of “Miami Vice,” in which the former Eagle guest stars. The tune was written by Frey and friend Jack Tempchin, making it all the way to No. 12 on the Billboard chart and winning an MTV Award for Best Concept Video in 1985. Frey's wife at the time, Janie, is his smuggling accomplice in the video.

13. Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer: Palmer’s iconic band of glossy models or human mannequins (Julie Pankhurst, Patty Kelly, Mak Gilchrist, Julia Bolino and Kathy Davies) appear in the first of four videos by the late Englishman. Palmer’s only No. 1 hit was nominated for MTV Video of the Year in 1986 and he won for Best Male Video.

12. Rush, Rush - Paula Abdul: The video is based on the classic movie “Rebel Without a Cause” with the great Keanu Reeves playing the part of James Dean. The beautiful love song was the former Laker Girl's fifth of six straight No. 1 songs and got nominated for Best Female Video by MTV in 1991.

11. Borderline - MaDonna: MaDonna Louise Ciccone plays a pretty street girl who is dating a Latino man during the mid 80s before being discovered and wooed by a British photographer. At the time, interracial relationships were rare on screen and MaDonna was lauded for the effort while being nominated for Best New Artist at the MTV Awards in 1984. The top-10 tune is my favorite by the former Queen of Pop.


10. I Lost on Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic:  The Californian always hits the mark with his videos and I enjoyed this parody of Greg Kihn’s hit “Jeopardy”the most, barely beating out some classics like Eat it, Amish Paradise, Like a Surgeon and Smells like Nirvana among others. Weird Al is a “complete loser” on Jeopardy and does not even get any Rice a Roni - the San Francisco treat - but is later driven away to safety by Kihn and bride.

9. California Girls - David Lee Roth:  The Van Halen lead singer covered the famous Beach Boys song on his 1985 solo album “Crazy From the Heat” and had a whole lot of fun as a Tour Guide with bikini-clad beauties in the video. The song went to No. 3 on the billboard chart - the same as it topped out for the Beach Boys two decades earlier - and has Carl Wilson and Christopher Cross adding backing vocals.

8. Love Shack - The B-52s: Rolling Stone magazine named this fun tune the best single of 1989 and it also won an MTV Award for Best Group Video. Adam Bernstein, who directed many episodes of “Breaking Bad,” was the director on the video that makes you instantly sing along, The song brings back memories of Wellfleet, Mass. where me and long-time friend Ty Roby would change the words whenever we drove by the “Clam Shack.”

7. Freedom 90 - George Michael:  Michael, who passed away in 2016, wrote the top-10 hit about becoming a new man after leaving Wham! and the pressures of the music business but chose not to appear in the high-rotation video directed by David Fincher. Models Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Tatjiana Patitz, Christy Turlington, John Pearson and Cindy Crawford lip-synched the words to the catchy number. It was the second single on his outstanding 1990 album “Listen Without Prejudice Vol 1,” and was nominated for five MTV Awards.

6. Voices Carry - 'Til Tuesday: The great Aimee Mann, who wrote the 1985 song as the lead singer of the group, said she didn’t perform it at concerts for a while because she thought parts were “kinda dumb,” but recently said it became “weirdly appropriate.” In one of the best moments of all time in music video history, Mann stands and belts out the lyrics in defiance of her abusive boyfriend at a formal theater. It also opens with one of the best lyrics of all time: “In the dark I’d like to read his mind, but I’m frightened of the things I might find.”

5. Kiss - Prince: The exquisitely-written song by the Purple Yoda was No. 1 for two weeks on the Billboard chart in 1986 and won a Grammy for Best R & B performance, but his effort in this video somehow did not earn an MTV Award nomination. Monique Mannen is the veiled dancer and Wendy Melvoin of the Revolution plays guitar as Prince sings “You don’t have to be rich to be my girl, you don’t have to be cool to rule my world, ain’t no particular sign I’m more compatible with, I just want your extra time and your. …. kiss.”

4. Thriller - Michael Jackson: The Library of Congress describes it as the “most famous music video of all time” and it was the first of its kind to be inducted into the National Film Registry. John Landis directed the epic 13-plus minute video with undead dancers and Ola Ray playing MJ’s girlfriend. It is a mini movie and, like any of the final four, it could have been No. 1. It was that close.

3. All of the Good Ones are Taken - Ian Hunter:  The former lead singer of the English band Mott the Hoople produced a tremendous album in 1981 called “Short Back ‘n Sides,” and this was the title track of his next record in 1983 with "the Big Man" Clarence Clemons on tenor sax. I believe I first saw this video, which was nominated for Best Direction at the MTV Awards, on the old NBC show Friday Night Videos and it has been my favorite ever since for its humor and storyline. The single made it to No. 25 on the Billboard chart.

2. Take on Me - A-ha: The Norwegian synth-pop band took this second version of the song to No. 1 in 1985 - largely on the back of the innovative second video directed by Steve Barron that won six MTV Awards. The video uses pencil-sketch animation as Bunty Bailey dives into the comic-book world and her boyfriend at the time - Morten Harket, the group’s lead singer - then tries to join her back in the real world.

1. You Might Think - The Cars: The song won the first MTV Video of the Year award in 1984, beating out Michael Jackson’s Thriller among others, and reached No. 7 on the Billboard chart. It was one of the first to use computer graphics as songwriter and singer Ric Ocasek goes in full pursuit of beautiful model Susan Gallagher. No doubt the best scene is when Ric pushes Susan’s prom date out of the picture. It’s humorous, sells the song and is well lip-synched. R.I.P. Ric and Benjamin Orr.


















































 



Monday, January 11, 2021

Kooch-less Lightning Ready for Another Cup Run

 

By Mark Pukalo

Why not them? Again.

The pressure should be gone. This amazing core group that leads the Tampa Bay Lightning finally has its much-deserved Stanley Cup. It may have been one of the toughest to win in the fabled history of the tournament.

Now, the players have a chance to add to their legacy before changes will have to be made due to salary cap issues for the next full season in 2021-22.

There’s no reason they can’t be the first team to repeat since Pittsburgh (2016-17). Even though the Bolts used every ounce of energy to finish the job last October and they will be without their leading scorer, along with a few other important role players, this special group should still be the favorite to make it two in a row during the Covid-shortened 56-game season.

Nikita Kucherov underwent hip surgery recently and won’t be around until at least the playoffs, but the Lightning expect to have captain Steven Stamkos healthy and ready to go after the All Star missed all but one game of the postseason last summer and fall. 

Defensemen Zach Bogosian, Braydon Coburn and, most-importantly, Kevin Shattenkirk are gone along with fourth-line center Cedric Paquette and wing Carter Verhaeghe. Each can be replaced if young players rise up and reach their potential.

The most important newcomer will be former first-round pick Cal Foote, who is vying for a role on the right side of the defense. It is time for him to shine, and the hope is that coach Jon Cooper gives the son of former NHL D man Adam Foote some rope to ease into a role playing beside Victor Hedman, Ryan McDonagh or Mikhail Sergachev - or likely all of the above.  

The Bolts are set in the net with Andrei Vasilevskiy, the best goalie in the world, while they hope veteran Curtis McElhinney can match last season’s solid performances in a backup role. Free agent pickup Christopher Gibson is a capable third netminder, but it would not be a surprise if the Lightning looks for a bit more depth between the pipes.

One of the advantages Tampa Bay has to start the season is their lineup up front is virtually set. There shouldn’t be much of an adjustment period with Stamkos likely taking Kucherov’s spot on the top line along with Brayden Point and Ondrej Palat - who both had remarkable playoff runs. 

Kucherov’s injury, and the deft move by Bolts general manager Julien Brisebois to acquire hobbled Marian Gaborik and Anders Nilsson from Ottawa to create enough cap space through long term injured reserve, allowed Tampa Bay to keep both Tyler Johnson and Alex Killorn for at least one more year while signing three important restricted free agents. Those veterans will likely be flanking center Anthony Cirelli, although Johnson was waived Monday in a cap-saving move. If Johnson struggles early, it would not be a surprise if Cooper gives Mathieu Joseph, Alexander Volkov or Alex Barre-Boulet a shot in that spot. Joseph may get a shot on opening night.

The irrepressible Yanni Gourde expects to stay between Baraclay Goodrow and Blake Coleman on a line that may have been the key to winning the Cup. Coleman and Goodrow are in the final years of their contracts, so it will be interesting to see what happens as the season goes on. It’s possible at some point you might see Goodrow drop to the fourth line while one of the younger players steps into his role to stir the pot a bit.

Pat Maroon is "back to back" and goes for three Cups in a row after signing for two more years. The Big Rig will have some new linemates. Mitchell Stephens gets the first shot to replace Paquette at center and then the battle for the other wing spot is likely down to Volkov and Joseph to start. But much can happen with Barre-Boulet, Taylor Raddysh, Boris Katchouk, Ross Colton and others continuing to make progress up front.

It will be interesting to see who emerges. I believe the Lightning have better prospects than many of the experts think. The next two seasons will be a test of that question.

The Bolts’ new division - for this season only - will be fascinating with Dallas, Carolina, Nashville and Columbus likely battling for playoff spots alongside the champs. Florida could also be a factor if Sergei Bobrovsky returns to form and their changes up front create more scoring depth, while Chicago may be a threat if they stick around long enough to make moves at the deadline. Detroit, meanwhile, is starting its rebuild.

So what are the keys to a second straight Cup in the Bay area? Health is always near the top, especially with a big point producer already gone. The right side of the defense - Erik Cernak, Jan Rutta, Foote, Luke Schenn and maybe even Ben Thomas - must be better than it looks on paper. The Bolts also need balanced scoring. They can’t just depend on the top line to provide all the offense. But perhaps the most important thing is to be heading into the postseason with a little momentum. It does not matter if they end up as the first, second, third or fourth seed. It does matter how they are playing in April.

It will be a strange season, with a lot of empty arenas for a while, taxi squads, plenty of roster and lineup changes, but the Lightning is positioned just fine for a repeat despite the loss of Kucherov.

It sure does feel good that the Bolts aren’t still looking for that first Cup since 2004 though, with a trail of failures behind them, doesn’t it? They have the blueprint now. The talent is still there. It’s time to just play.

Sit back and enjoy Lightning fans. Another fun season is on the way, starting Wednesday.

It’s impossible to make picks now. So much can change before the playoffs. But the run of excellence among Tampa professional sports teams will continue.

Two in a row? Yes, they can.